Heave Ho : The Heavening

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no marriages on this board.

-- lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:02 (2 days ago) Link

lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/dec04/dead.dangerfield1230_big.jpg

Confounded, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor

-- Heave Ho, Friday, July 13, 2007 2:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

rodney dangerfield: the heebening

gershy, Saturday, 14 July 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOLOLOL

Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

btw LOLOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

OLO

am0n, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Lo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oL

Confounded, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

hehe

gr8080, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gjdesigns.dk/animatedexpressions0606/l/GJ-LOL02.gif

chaki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

I've never been to Toronto Canada
I'm a faith healer
I've never worn a tie

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, August 16, 2007 4:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Thursday, 16 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

what's up with the html playground spamming, dude?

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

it's dumb and i can't imagine it actually helps with ranking

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/2/0/f20c32cbf97e5652e603e63754658533.gif

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

hey are you Western educated or have you lived in Pakistan all your life?

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

I ISN'T SAYING

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

what and how many languages do you speak?

gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

4 but i aint telling which ones
(aside from urdu & english)

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i figured you were whitey

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

don't want to spoil the mystique

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

whitey????? i'm brown like the sands of karachi beach (not that i give a fuck about race)

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

cut or uncut?

gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

cut, of course

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

round brown and hella down

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

i'm down with the brown

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

no wonder americans are so well informed about the rest of the world

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

is he really banned?

gr8080, Monday, 20 August 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

temp

jergïns, Monday, 20 August 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

what did he do?

gr8080, Monday, 20 August 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

HH - do u ever sleep?

gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

what time is it in karachi?

bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

9:33 am but i haven't slept all night

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

get some sleep, boo

bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

HEAVE HO = NEW JAYMC

chaki, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

can't, got wrk to do now

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

holler if u need guess papers.

gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

allah hafiz

Pablo A, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

inshah allah

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

aww. ]:

W4LTER, Friday, 24 August 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

Top Posters So Far This Month

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gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

Humourless Dutchies

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol what did u say to piss Vido off

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

excuse me

could you please tell me where the toilet is?

I needed to go as a matter of urgency

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

have sexy time with her

-- Heave Ho, Monday, August 27, 2007 12:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

cut-rate borat
-- Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:04 (3 months ago) Link

jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cut-rate+borat%22

#3, OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Confounded, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

The answers to "Ask Heave Ho", posted here so lady lxy will stay:

1- The best dish in karachi is "Students Biryani" OR Seekh Kebab at Mulla Halwai, also Nimko saddar's salty/crunchy snacks (but that's not really a "dish")

2- We don't drink or do drugs etc.

3- I've worn jeans in the past, dut don't remember the label

4- No

5- Yes

6- He probably will, yes, yes, very clean, green and uncluttered compared to Karachi

7- Yes she is, or used to be. I don't support her brand of politics though

Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

cut, of course

― Heave Ho, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:43 PM (3 years ago)

am0n, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.kiva.org/team/heavehoorg

buzza, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

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ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/world/asia/tracking-axacts-websites.html

alomar lines, Thursday, 21 May 2015 04:49 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/282021_74042140.jpg

alomar lines, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:51 (eleven years ago)

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😭 (am0n), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:36 (eleven years ago)


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