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you are a special one, dthemora.

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'm casual but thank you.. :)
Just out of curiocity, is anyone of you oink admin or this is just a well fixed farce? :)

― dthemora, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

The answers to all your questions...

― Px2, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

You just created some more questions to me Px2..
Nice tan, where did you get it?

― dthemora, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

THE SUN, DIPSHIT.

Px2 on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:11 PM (15 seconds ago)

Oh man I love this thread.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

THE SUN, DIPSHIT.

oh, right, the sun.. How stupid of me..
I have one more question..
What kind of lubricant do you use?

― dthemora, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

someone please ban Px2.

How are people supposed to get Oink invites with trolls hanging around?

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, nice, that last post wasn't me. I don't particularly feel like calling dthemora a dipshit. Neither am I a transvestite with a flaccid, wildly gyrating penis.

But I am gay. And I prefer astroglide.

Mr. Grady. You WERE the caretaker. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters into little bits. And then you blew your brains out. Why don't you ban me?

― Px2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha nicka.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 29 March 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

Come on, you posted that flash video claiming that it will answer all my questions..
The only questions that answers are these I already asked..

Seriously, you're 18, right? Have you ever thought to become an actor? There is a lot of motion in your words..

Grady, if you allow me, I have a correction to make to your question:

How are people supposed to get Oink invites ~~with trolls hanging around~~ ?

:) :) :)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

I totally agree with dthemora :) :P

― tobb3, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

I gotcha back but ya best to watch ya front cuz it's the nickas who front, they be pullin' stunts.

(who's an actor?)

― Px2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

I got my invite very quickly here. Thanks Oink Admins!

― Confounded, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

nicka please

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

well I guess some of us aren't as lucky as you then :P :) but it's woth the wait.

― tobb3, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

@Px2 You are the actor or you should think about it ;)

Oink Administrator (sanskrit) wrote: Confounded = Rejected

Confounded wrote: I got my invite very quickly here. Thanks Oink Admins!

Really, Confounded? That's great! :)

Does anyone in here telling the truth or you consider that as bad luck or something? :)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

thank you for the chillingly accurate compliment

unfortunately, it's a rather difficult career to break into...

― Px2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

@Px2
Yeah, I guess so.. But it's always worths a try.. ;)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Really, Confounded? That's great! :)

Does anyone in here telling the truth or you consider that as bad luck or something? :)

I got rejected the first time, but I didn't give up. Please don't call me a liar.

― Confounded, Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Ok Confounded.. :) :) :)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Who cares about an invite? I want CAT POWER!!
rraawwrrr!
mmrrroooowwwwrrrrrr!
Wooof!
Phew!

― mtbmed, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Who cares about an invite? I want CAT POWER!!
rraawwrrr!
mmrrroooowwwwrrrrrr!
Wooof!
Phew!

Let me show you the path..
You'll go at the end of that thread:
path
There you'll find mange.. Take a cold shower together.. :)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

:) but it's woth the wait.

very very true!

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Take a cold shower together.. :)

you are just the sweetest

― Confounded, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

@dthemora
Beyonce = Beauty as long as silent. She speaks and the truth is known.
Chan = purrrrrrr has talent and ability far beyond that of just the pretty face.
But other than that I am a lecher and could care less :-) I'd rather shower with both of them :-o

― mtbmed, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather shower with both of them :-o

You're gonna die of your own reek man! :)

― dthemora, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

a) dom_indie85
b) dominik
c) 22
d) male
e) germany

1. Bright Eyes - Cassadaga, The Brother Kite - Waiting For The Time To Be Right, Laura Veirs- Saltbreakers
2. It is the plural of rock, which is classic American music. or so?
3. http://panther1.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1006427/442971.jpg
4. Sufjan Stevens! i love "For the Widows in Paradise, for the Fatherless in Ypsilanti" its my favourite track!

invite me please!!!

― dom_indie, Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Sure!!!

!!!

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!!!

― Oink Administrator, Thursday, 29 March 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

a) electrickidz
b)adam
c)27
d)male
e) columbus, ohio

1. Feist "The Reminder" Low" Drums and Guns " Air "Pocket Symphony"

2. Rockism originated in the 70's/80's as an ideaology that a traditional rock set-up ( drums, bass, guitar, vocals) is the only truly authentic form of rock. Technology and help from any of its intrumental offspring are frowned upon. Rockism seemed to be a way to claim and protect the organic quality of music: humans and their intsrumetns. During that era, technology was being introduced that, even though it may have been exciting at the time for some of our greatest musicians, has proven to be detrimental to our current state of music. Of course, some have found ways of possibly bending technology to fit into "rockism". Sadly, most haven't. It reminds me of Lars Von Trier's Dogma 95 ideaology which tried through very strict guidelines to keep film "real". I think that Rockism probably came out of a very basic need to keep music sacred. However, as Lou Reed can attest, Metal music may often benefit.

3. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/mydogespresso/catpower.jpg

. It is maybe difficult to compare Sufjan and Deerhoof because subjectively, I don't see any real comparison. Regarding who is a better artist, well, that is subjective as well. Deerhoof definitely pushes the boundaries, but I think that in time, things with staying power are the ones termed "important" which signifies the collective zeitgeist's opinion that said artist was "better". Within those lines, Im going with Sufjan. What started out as an interesting idea ( records about states) has turned into some very satisfying output. By following constraints, I think he was able to open himself up more. This is very much like what the serialist composers did in the 50's/60's. I am interested in where he is headed, Deerhoof, not so much

5. one invite, please

thanks guys!!!!

― electrickidz, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

U R Welcome!!!

!!!

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!!!

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

By the power of Oink, I have learned that dthemora has been sticking her fingers into numerous other Oink pies.

Example of greediness #1
Example of greediness #2

Greed is the opposite of Oink, but dora is a v.v. pretty name, so I shall let it slide. Anyone else, though, BANNED.

― Oink Administrator, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Best Answer - Chosen By Voters

What is an oink invitation?

2 Votes 67%

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

I agree, Dora is a very pretty name :)

― tohms19, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

@admin
That's the power of google :) :)
You didn't tell me to wait.. You were just pulling my leg ;)

Anyway, do you really like Dora? I don't.. And it's not my exact name.. Dora Is too short to be greek.. :)
Theodora is my name.. See, it can be even worst.. :)

Hi tohms! ;)

― dthemora, Friday, 30 March 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

o.o greece, i was born in Bulgaria, right north of Greece :)

― tohms19, Friday, 30 March 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38157000/jpg/_38157043_anarchy.jpg

― Px2, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

a) requested username: palmofyoureye
b) first name (no surnames): Allison
c) age: 18
d) gender: female
e) geographic location: chicago, illinois, united states, world, universe

1) Name three shared albums (+192kbps only) that others have successfully downloaded from you in the past week: The Who - Quadrophenia, Bikini Kill - Pussy Whipped, The Broken West - I Can't Go On, I'll Go On

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum): I will answer this question with another question: What isn't rockism?

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/09/20/arts/20cat_CA0.190.jpg

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum): Deerhoof: Cute, but absurdly annoying after a while. Same goes for the whole broken-English thing that Satomi's got going on. Sufjan: Intertwines super-religious beliefs into his songs, yet I still tolerate and enjoy them, and him, immensely. And that's saying a lot.

5) How many invites do you require? One if you please. [email protected]

― palmofyoureye, Friday, 30 March 2007 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Greed is the opposite of Oink" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum): I will answer this question with another question: What isn't rockism?

OH SHIT

― Confounded, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Theodora is my name.. See, it can be even worst.. :)

dthemora on Friday, March 30, 2007 1:15 AM (8 hours ago)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9624/dancingalienld7.gif

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

a) mrosenberg42
b) Mike
c) 31
d) male
e) Boise, ID

1) Minor Threat complete Discography; Built to Spill Keep it like a secret; Digable Planets Blowout Comb
2) Rockism is and will be interprted in many different ways. This is supposed to be much longer but what are we in f*&^%$ school this is all you get. Rockism to me is a way of life.
3) http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Sex-Theme-Park.html
4) Never heard of either
5) One

― mrosenberg42, Saturday, 31 March 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

So it's been eleven days since I got "accepted" and still no mail... guess this is just a well executed joke then :/
Oh well, it was worth the try :D Nice job with the whole thing guys.

Peace

― Erty, Saturday, 31 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Peace

― Confounded, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

^__^ V

― am0n, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Erty-

I want you to know, I'm getting to the bottom of your problem.

Check back soon.

-Oink Admin

― Oink Administrator, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

a) foxxycloud
b)Dustin
c)21
d)male
e)Chicago, IL

1.) Was on vacation for a while, three uploads were the Klaxons, Myths ...., a prerelease of Neon Bible, and Maximo Park's, Our Earthly Pleasures
2) Rockism is a popularized British music and pop culture commentary on the authenticity of music culture. Popular during the late 60's and 70's, rockism was a concept of rock and pop music structure, instrumentation, and content. Electronic based music as well as instrumentation that was outside of the guitar/bass/drum/vocal concept was felt to be unauthentic. Rocksim is just a vessal of critical analysis, supposing that there is a "right" and a "wrong" way to make rock music. Its pretty much absolute bullshit (I guess i should put bollocks).
3)www.artloversnewyork.com/.../cat_power__2.jpg
4) Tough one. Both are great live and in the studio. My vote is for Sufjan, mainly because of how unbelievable Illinois was. A masterpeice of experimental folk and Americana. "Friend Opportunity" is incredible though.
5)2-3

― Foxxycloud, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

a) grandepois
b) Mike
c) 17
d) Male
e) California, USA

1) Damiera - M(Us)Ic, A Hawk and a Hacksaw - Darkness at Noon, Dosh - The Lost Lake

2) Rockism, to me, is the correct way of looking at music and measuring the talent of an artist. Rockism is originality and creativity. It's the state of mind that inspires the artists who strive to create their own undefined sound. Unlike the mainstream bands such as Avenged Sevenfold or Atreyu, artists like Beirut or Andrew Bird go for a sound that hasn't been regurgitated over and over again by the same bands with different haircuts. One point of rockism that I do object with is that use of electric instruments fail to enhance music and are unable to convey any true passion the performer has for the music they play. I believe that electronics are valid tools for musical expression when used correctly. Rockism is the defining factor of a band's attitude toward their livelihood.

3) I refuse to take part in this fad held by the common forum junkie. If you want to refuse me access based strictly upon this refusal, well you're entitled to that and I'll accept the rejection, but analyze it for a minute.

4) It's hard to say who is better when comparing Deerhoof and Sufjan Stevens because their styles are completely different. It's almost like asking someone if The Locust or Circa Survive is better. In Deerhoof you have the happy, almost 80's trend sound going on, but with Sufjan Stevens the folk aspect of his music is stronger than anything else. Also in Deerhoof the voice is shrill and almost unpleasant to listen to while Sufjan Stevens's voice is docile and pleasing. Even as I sit here contrasting the two artists, searching for which is better, I'm at a loss. I can easily say who I enjoy listening to more, but that holds no measure to who is more talented. They are both talented in different ways and neither is better or worse.
5) One

― grandepois, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

a) requested username: crabcigar; or something trendy sounding that everyone else on here seems to aim for. But most certainly crabcigar.
b) first name (no surnames): Alyssa
c) age: 17
d) gender: Female
e) geographic location: San Francisco, California. It’s not so National Geographic-photography-worthy, unless you have some weird photo fetish of bums fondling your ankles or something on the trolleys.

1)
a) Japanther - Dump the Body in Rikki Lake
b) Horse Head - Birds and Bees
c) Tap Tap - Lanzafame

2) Rockism is what we all make it out to be. It varies from person to person; Person A may say, "Well, I like Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti but I certainly do not like System of a Down." Person B is baffled and retorts, "What kind of name is Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti?! I can't believe you think you listen to good music, let me guess, is this part of your Disney Soundtrack? I‘m not hyphy and down with this Ariel the mermaid and ‘Under the Sea‘ shit." Person A stands there and thinks for a moment whether or not to beat the shit out of Person B, but instead chuckles and replies "My friend, I'm afraid you do not understand the components of rockism. You see, you listen to Panic! At the Disco. This is just like Fall! Out! Boy! But! With! Even! More! Shitty! Sounding! Band! Members! Who! All! Probably! Appeal! Just! To! 16! Year! Old! Girls! And! This!! Annoying! Exclaimation! Mark! With! No! Point! At! All!!!!!!!! Sometimes! You! Can‘t Tell! If! Panic! Fans! Are! Male! Or! Female! Because! They! All! Look! The! Same! With! Their! Haircuts!" Person B kicks Person A in the balls for being an elitist asshole [note how it is labeled Person “A” for “asshole“, and Person “B“ is probably “bisexual“ because he/she goes both ways and listens to Panic! At the Disco]. After being hit in the balls, Person A summons one of his Pokemons from his damaged balls and it damages Person B +156 HP/156. KO’d!

3) http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9549/happppybu1.png
She hardly ever smiles like this, she‘s always half-smiling…poor Chan. But hey, you can’t pass up a face like that.

4) Oh “deer”, what a tough decision.

Deerhoof attempted something different and won me over. With Sufjan, it’s the same thing repetitively with horns, upbeat synthesizers, ode to Steven Reich and minimalism and such to me. I lost interest with Sufjan after Illinois was released; it did not contain the quality and personal musicianship he created for Michigan and Seven Swans. The songs sounded the same, but were not as captivating. So really, if I had to say which artist was better, I’d go with Deerhoof because of their judicious metamorphose and improvement upon pleasing my oxymoronic tastes of contrasting weeping guitars with gentle childlike voices. Going from “aww bunny bunny cutie bunny” to “fucking rabbit eating my entrails while ripping out my teeth” provided me with an insight of the improvement upon musicianship. From adorable, panda-cuddly vocals, Deerhoof transformed themselves to playing a tragic-sounding lament played at the funeral of a road kill rabbit.

5) 1

― crabcigar, Sunday, 1 April 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Crabcigar,

We at Oink sense something special here. Rather than simply gift you with a single invite we may have grander designs for you. To wit, you might be the sort of material we're looking for as a Probationary Oink Administrator.

We will update you at this location after all administrators confer.

― Oink Administrator, Monday, 2 April 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.foxnews.com/images/160809/4_27_041905_vatican.jpg

― Oink Administrator, Monday, 2 April 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

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