your most important local news story the world must know about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJvpFMRiVcA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrt39KX0PG0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0AxvOMVUVk

this youtube page is amazing.

good lord, i remember this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWy2mt1mys

this is a fucking treasure trove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70HrWY_s69M

i can't even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2oIgvKYFcs

dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlvCIu2uLc

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnx6y9tEC1qz867mo1_500.gif

John Kerry, living large.

haha

That's the rebellious child of Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker.

What I'm saying is, Sarah Jessica Parker's face has been noted as horse-like

I didn't know that (A) Sarah Jessica Parker was from the Washington DC area or (B) she had procreated with Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)

I was aware of the popular internet meme/running gag that her face resembles that of a horse. Her exposed forehead and long jaw may be the root of this joke, though maybe it's because she runs really fast.

Such as this guy. To be on the safe side, I would post it to reddit with the headline SARAH JESSICA PARKER RUNS TOPLESS THROUGH THE STREETS.

That would be quite amusing to most.

Because her face is said to resemble that of a horse.

ha i get it

TUPELO – Law-enforcement authorities on Tuesday responded to the Davis Box Building Precinct near Tupelo after voters complained that a man identified as Peter Rabbit was intimidating them.

Lee County Sheriff's Deputies said a man known as Peter Rabbit was at the polling location but causing no trouble. The deputies said poll workers assured them the man had not harassed anyone.

The call came through Lee County dispatch shortly after 3 p.m.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/upset-neighbors-paint-over-southwest-atlanta-mural/nS3d4/

Angel Poventud wasn't surprised when he heard a group of community leaders from the Pittsburgh community painted over the mural on University Avenue.

“The fishes were satanic. The scales were satanic. You know, they just don't feel that it represents their community,” he told Viteri

http://blog.vandalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/DustinChambers_LivingWalls_Roti-1380.jpg

Fuck that that mural is fucking awese

it's too big for the thread but here's (most of) the full thing

Goddamnit that makes me really mad

Hey guys! Guess WHAT? I live near Mia Farrow's brother!

http://www.eyeonannapolis.net/2012/11/15/edgewater-man-charged-with-sexually-abusing-children-over-8-year-period/

Man to stand trial for 'trying to feed sausage rolls to police horses'

http://local.stv.tv/glasgow/200797-man-stands-trial-for-trying-to-feed-sausage-rolls-to-police-horses/

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/devon_news/8885350.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

thanks, caek

sure

so i lived in this town for almost forever, just a few blocks from the site of the massacre.

Growing up in Mankato, Minnesota, John Biewen says, nobody ever talked about the most important historical event ever to happen there: in 1862, it was the site of the largest mass execution in U.S. history. Thirty-eight Dakota Indians were hanged after a war with white settlers.

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/479/little-war-on-the-prairie

er i mean a few blocks from the execution site

christ!

hoooly shit everybody read this:

http://www.startribune.com/local/180853761.html

Not particularly happy that I did, goole.

"Smith stated at this point he placed the handgun under the woman's chin and shot her ... up into the cranium ... a good clean finishing shot."

a man's home is his abattoir

sort of amazed that this mouthbreather is a well travelled former civil servant rather than a mentally subnormal appalachian rube

i think you should be less surprised on both halves of that sentence

^!

local news stories bumming me out today. anyone have like, a kangaroo that escaped from the zoo and had to be extricated from a wal mart or something? fuck

don't you think it's surprising that he says 'a good clean finishing shot' to the police? i mean a good psychopath could plead provocation/fear and actually get away with this

i really have no idea.

(nilmar and nakh, are you the same person?)

lol yes i am watching tv and on laptop and iphone with different logins (i need finally to change the latter)

this story is sadly similar

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/florida-teen-killed-in-dispute-over-loud-music/nTGZ8/

Alligators, a pot growing operation, an exotic dancer and gunfire were all elements of the criminal investigation inside the house in the normally quiet Scott Lake neighborhood

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9846650.Poo_found_in_Brighton_council_microwave/

Shit happens in Brighton.

WWII pigeon message stumps GCHQ decoders

Britain's top code-breakers say they are stumped by a secret code found on the leg of a dead pigeon.
The remains of the bird were found in a chimney in Surrey with a message from World War II attached.

Looks like xbox live codes.

Dead pigeon used as viral for CODBLOPS II!

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/58-year-old-man-enters-plea-counts-sex-horse/story-17427024-detail/story.html

http://i.imgur.com/FXmJc.jpg

how's life you live in edgewater? sorry

at our office xmas party my boss saw a guy and said "he looks like he's from edgewater," but it wasn't you afaik