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aw man. i used to love piggly wiggly. some of my first memories are of tagging along with my mom as she shopped there, and of the little stickers that you could save up to buy things.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

i was the pig on a few occasions.
by which i mean i wore the suit and waved at passersby who would throw empties at my pink oversized head.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i don't live in SF, but

http://sfist.com/2012/07/26/volume_of_excrement_in_the_wheels_b.php

It seems that, in the middle of the city's white-hot mid-Market area, residence-free denizens have been pooping en masse at the bottom of the stairwells at the BART Civic Center station after it closes. And it's now an even bigger issue.

All those biological excretions can gum up the wheels and gears of BART's escalators, shutting them down for long periods of extended repairs, increasing station cleaning costs and creating an unpleasant aroma for morning commuters.
Five of the nine escalators that weren't working at BART stations on Wednesday were in downtown San Francisco, said Jim Allison, a BART spokesman. While there are many reasons a BART escalator can break down, the beating they take at night is among the most acute.

you're all going to hello (Z S), Thursday, 26 July 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

From my parents' neck of the woods.

Suspicious package in Columbia turns out to be an accordion

Howard County authorities spent Friday morning investigating a suspicious package on Cradlerock Way in Columbia, but it was later determined to be a harmless accordion.

Police and fire personnel had found the instrument inside an abandoned suitcase near the Owen Brown Interfaith Center, which houses a day care center in the 7246 Cradlerock Way, according to a fire department statement.

The state fire marshal bomb squad had been notified.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/howard/bs-md-ho-suspicious-package-20120803,0,7541265.story

defriend the undefriendable (how's life), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

no such thing as a harmless accordion.

pplains, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

accordion to you

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Somebody's been going around posting the same comments about a millionaire Cuban exile offering Galway a statue of Lindsay Lohan to several different news sites. This was supposedly in response to the statue of Che Guevara being talked about going up in Salthill.
Seems that Che Guevara's family on one side came from Connemara which is the Atlantic coastal rural area above Galway. Story on the millionaire was that he'd offered a statue of Lindsay Lohan cos her dad had come from this area. Whereas it was a couple of generations earlier on the Guevara family tree. & the millionaire didn't want one of the revolutionary party to be commemorated.
But looks like it was a misfiring hoax.
I was just reading about it earlier.

Crazier story is that there is a U.S. congresswoman who is doing her best to scupper the plans to make the Che statue. This despite all moneys for it supposedly coming from Argentinian/Cuban embassies.

Stevolende, Monday, 27 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Police in Ann Arbor say they took a call from a man who was upset that the price he agreed to pay for prostitution services had increased unexpectedly.

AnnArbor.com reports police were called to a home late Wednesday on a report of a robbery. Police say the 45-year-old man and a 19-year-old woman he had contacted online agreed on a price, but the man claimed that she upped the cost after taking his money.

Police say the woman was arrested and the man wasn't taken into custody.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://annapolis.patch.com/articles/person-falls-out-of-hospital-window-in-annapolis

Update (7:21 p.m.)—Chad Dillard, executive director of marketing at Anne Arundel Medical Center (AAMC), said a 40-year-old male patient used a piece of medical equipment to break a window and escape from arrest.

There was a fire in the newborns wing a couple weeks ago. Mothers and newborn babies and expectant mothers all got evacuated. Some teenage kid set another fire in an elevator back in June.

how's life, Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

"newborns wing" = maternity ward

how's life, Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

(we're not still doing holocaust pie jokes, are we?)

pplains, Friday, 14 September 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

those jokes were on 77.

how's life, Friday, 14 September 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

whoops, just dropped a tiny little clue about what happens on the other side of the wall.

pplains, Friday, 14 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

ok nobody reads my mn headlines thread so

http://www.startribune.com/local/170277436.html?refer=y

Edina woman accused of making her nephew ride in trunk of Lexus

Article by: NICOLE NORFLEET , Star Tribune
Updated: September 18, 2012 - 9:16 PM

An Edina woman has been charged with child endangerment after she allegedly had her 11-year-old nephew ride in the trunk of her Lexus so he wouldn't drip water on its leather seats.

According to the criminal complaint, Susan Marie McCarty, 38, was charged after she admitted that she had her nephew get into the trunk because he was damp from going on a water ride at Valleyfair.

On the afternoon of Aug. 23, witnesses in a parking lot at the Shakopee amusement park reported seeing a boy climb into the trunk while two women watched. Witnesses gave police the license number of the car, and after being stopped by officers, McCarty told them the back seat console had been folded down so the boy could get some air.

When he said he was getting hot, she said, air vents were aimed at the hole, which was about the size of a piece of paper. Temperatures that day were in the mid 80s.

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

bump

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Well goole, do you know how hard it is to fix water-damaged leather? Makes the whole car smell like beef jerky.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Local candle factory burns down: http://djournal.com/view/full_story/20188758/article-Wicks-n-More-consumed-in-fire?

The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

two sides to every story, true

xp

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

Okla. woman rescued after 5 days in Ark. woods

ST. JOE, Ark. (AP) - An Oklahoma woman was rescued after being lost in the woods of northern Arkansas for five days.

Searcy County Sheriff Kenny Cassell said Thursday that 53-year-old Linda Kay Arteaga of Blackwell, Okla., was in overall good condition after the ordeal.

Cassell told the Harrison Daily Times (http://is.gd/BATi2e ) that Arteaga had cuts and bruises and was taken to a hospital for observation.

The sheriff says a searcher on an all-terrain vehicle found Arteaga.

Cassell says Arteaga was visiting relatives in the St. Joe area when her brother took her into the woods to teach her survival skills during a short hike. The pair became separated and Arteaga became lost.

More than 100 people joined the search.

Arteaga told the sheriff that she ate watercress plants and nuts while she was lost.

pplains, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

survival skills paying off there

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

I, too, believe in Project Pegasus. There are literally hundreds of facts.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

It was hard for KOMO News to confirm any of Basiago’s claims

But they didn't not confirm his claims either.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Big Brother in your big yellow bin?
By TIM PRUDENTE, Staff Writer | Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:00 am

About 50,000 radio tracking devices have been distributed to homes in Anne Arundel County.

Most residents don’t know.

And Candy Morrison is trying to change that.

The Pasadena woman is working to inform neighbors that their new 65-gallon recycling bins come with radio-frequency identification chips, which can be activated to transmit data to a computer tracking system.

County trucks came to Morrison’s Bay Street home about three weeks ago to deliver bright yellow bins. When they arrived, she stood on the curb and told the workers to take hers away.

She doesn’t want one.

Not after she learned the chips, known as RFIDs, can be used to transmit information about recyclables from each address.

“Under what conceivable reason would I want anyone looking at my trash that closely?” she asked. “I don’t like the idea of our government monitoring us like this. You can’t have freedom without privacy.”

The small chips were imbedded in every bin, which are larger than the old model and come on wheels. But the chips have not been activated, said Matt Diehl, spokesman for the county Department of Public Works.

The chips could be used, in the future, to determine how many pounds of recyclables are coming from specific homes. That information would help officials reach residents who choose not to participate in the recycling program, Diehl said.

To activate the chips, the county must purchase a computer system to collect and store the data. Also “readers” must be installed on collection trucks to identify the cans.

Diehl said the county has no plans at this time to activate the chips.

“Right now, they’re useless,” he said. “It’s just another part of the container, no more invasive than the handle or the wheel.”

Morrison, though, isn’t satisfied.

She’s organizing with neighbors to inform the public that their recyclables could be watched. She’s taken particular issue with the fact that county residents were not told of the chips.

“If this is really such a good idea, why weren’t we told?” she asked.

Diehl said he is unsure why residents weren’t told.

He said the county has no plans at this time to activate the chips, but that residents would have the opportunity to opt out if the chips are activated.

The county has distributed about 50,000 bins so far and officials plan to deliver another 25,000 by June of next year. The county purchased the bins about two years ago. Each cost $42.50 and the RFID chip could be included for an additional cost of $1. They also come with bar code labels so the county can keep track of where it has delivered the bins as it rolls them out across the county.

At that price, Diehl said, it made sense to buy the chips.

“This way we already have the chips in place,” he said. “We won’t have to retrofit the bins.”

Similar programs have been launched throughout the state. Thousands of chips were included in recycling cans in Howard and Frederick counties. Officials with those counties reassured residents by saying the chips would only be used if bins were lost or stolen.
Elsewhere, though, chips have caused public outcry.

Opposition was vocal when the City of Cleveland launched a program about two years ago. And residents protested in Gastonia, N.C., convincing officials there to cancel the tracking effort.

“People should be notified if the county is going to put chips in the bins,” said Meredith Curtis, spokeswoman for the Maryland chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union. “It’s about transparency. People need to know what’s being done with their information.”

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

i wish our waste management would monitor people's garbage and recycle bins. bring it.

lxy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Ark. man, 83, killed by falling tree limb

LOCUST GROVE, Ark. (AP) - Officials say the death of an 83-year-old Independence County man has been ruled accidental.

Independence County Deputy Darin Brewer says Jerry Nanney of Locust Grove was found dead in his front yard on Tuesday afternoon. Brewer tells the Batesville Daily Guard that Nanney was apparently using his lawn mower to pull down a large tree limb that was hanging and about to fall.

Brewer says Nanney was found lying on the ground next to the lawn mower and the tree limb. Brewer says the tree limb apparently struck Nanney on top of his head, killing him.

Coroner Wesley Gay says the death was ruled accidental.

pplains, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0AxvOMVUVk

this youtube page is amazing.

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

good lord, i remember this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWy2mt1mys

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

this is a fucking treasure trove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70HrWY_s69M

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

John Kerry, living large.

pplains, Monday, 29 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

haha

caek, Monday, 29 October 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

That's the rebellious child of Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker.

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

What I'm saying is, Sarah Jessica Parker's face has been noted as horse-like

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't know that (A) Sarah Jessica Parker was from the Washington DC area or (B) she had procreated with Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)

I was aware of the popular internet meme/running gag that her face resembles that of a horse. Her exposed forehead and long jaw may be the root of this joke, though maybe it's because she runs really fast.

Such as this guy. To be on the safe side, I would post it to reddit with the headline SARAH JESSICA PARKER RUNS TOPLESS THROUGH THE STREETS.

That would be quite amusing to most.

pplains, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

Because her face is said to resemble that of a horse.

pplains, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

ha i get it

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

TUPELO – Law-enforcement authorities on Tuesday responded to the Davis Box Building Precinct near Tupelo after voters complained that a man identified as Peter Rabbit was intimidating them.

Lee County Sheriff's Deputies said a man known as Peter Rabbit was at the polling location but causing no trouble. The deputies said poll workers assured them the man had not harassed anyone.

The call came through Lee County dispatch shortly after 3 p.m.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/upset-neighbors-paint-over-southwest-atlanta-mural/nS3d4/

Angel Poventud wasn't surprised when he heard a group of community leaders from the Pittsburgh community painted over the mural on University Avenue.

“The fishes were satanic. The scales were satanic. You know, they just don't feel that it represents their community,” he told Viteri

http://blog.vandalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/DustinChambers_LivingWalls_Roti-1380.jpg

crüt, Saturday, 10 November 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck that that mural is fucking awese

before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Saturday, 10 November 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's too big for the thread but here's (most of) the full thing

crüt, Saturday, 10 November 2012 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

Goddamnit that makes me really mad

before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Saturday, 10 November 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link


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