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Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He
arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement
---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call
---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi

Fees maaf kiabey muft
kesa mauqa haat aya.

yours faithfully
sonali kumari.

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Aries [mesha]: Horoscope for Wednesday 15 November 2006: this section predicts how your day would be .

Favorable day with generally positive outlook. Good day for job or career professional with chances of progress. Generally a hard working day. Good for marriage and romanticoutings. Competitions and public outing see you on the top today.

Plan your day: This section suggest suggests how you can use vedic astrology's strongest tool to plan your day to do or avoid activities.

1.Business deals: Very favourable for all kinds of business deals and new ventures throughout. This day will see positive position in the long term.

2.Love & relationships: Positive day. There will be happiness although preoccupation of work could be present.

3.Money transactions (Loans/Investments): Good throughout
the day.

4.Speculation in stocks & shares: Quite favorable. There will be success in long term investments although speculation will be moderate.

5.Important letters or email communication: Very favorable. You should try to send all important proposals and messages today.

6.Journey: Favourable day throughout.
7. Purchase of new house/ car: Very favorable day. There will be success of objectives by purchases made today.

8.Moving into new house: Very favourable day for such activity throughout.

9.Gambling: Favorable day. There could be gains subject to strength of gambling in birth chart.

10.Start new medicine /surgery: Very good for both activities throughout the day.

11.Initiating legal proceedings/notices:Very good for cases filed today.

12.Offensive action involving violence or aggression: Favourable day for all just causes today.

13.Construction/ Building activity :Good day throughout for all such activities.

14.Educational activity /admissions: Very favourable day throughout.

15.Commence religious ceremonies: Very auspicious for such activities throughout the day.

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