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Forks, is that from the weird low-quality central jersey magazine with all the strip club ads?

i've never read it so not too sure on strip club ads. The cover caught my eye when I was getting sushi with the girl and i immediately thought of this thread.

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/34/wb_drclawcuffed_2010_08_27_bk.html

Just read the first line of the news story and then click on dudes myspace:

http://www.hometownannapolis.com/news/for/2010/09/21-41/Man-gets-4-years-in-drug-fueled-assault.html
http://www.myspace.com/450862317

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/5/l_c30fbf11408b4afc9e7833ad3d0967e5.jpg

Judge orders man to climb local mountain

courtesy of nakchivan a couple days ago iirc, in the local papers today though.

Ha. In Mayo now, so friends have sent the bbc version a couple of times.

he's the right man is our seamus imo

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/blog/2010/09/howard_county_cops_seek_preppy.html

armed bank robbery -- with hostages taken -- around the corner from my home in coral gables.

just ended, apparently (doesn't sound like anyone was hurt).

Hitler finally apologizes
http://nyti.ms/djbGMA

http://www.cbs8.com/Global/story.asp?S=13209288

Authorities say Denney was going to transfer the drugs by giving his 29-year-old son, who has the same first name, a mouth-to-mouth kiss during a visit.

"I felt so disgusted and would never imagine taking something out of my butt and putting it in my mouth in the first place, but to kiss my own child -- it wouldn't happen," neighbor Mike V. said.

Go Lakeside!

Oh yeah, didn't you live in Santee or something? Lakeside (Lindo Lakes, specifically) is where some guys (presumably Lakesidians) attempted to lure my sister into their van at a cross-country meet. In the middle of the race.

Yeeesh...I used to live in San Diego, but I dated a girl from Lakeside once. Briefly.

not local to me but a local news story

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/las-vegas-hotel-pool-sunlight-swimming-tourists/story?id=11739234

http://www.exploreharford.com/news/6476/bleach-thrown-girls-faces-edgewood-students-charged/

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1019/breaking17.html?via=mr

that happens in new jersey CONSTANTLY

That story was in the Metro this morning featuring this bizarre snippet

"The marsupial - easy to hire in Ireland - was let loose among more than 150 revellers..."

well, yeah?

one coming to clean my windows at 11 o'clock actually

Time was you could hump a wallaby in the street.

not legally, strictly speaking. but yeah they'd often turn a blind eye to it.

Handy pets though, plenty of storage. Like a jumping handbag.

http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=30&art_id=104015&sid=29976769&con_type=1

The Lophophora williamsii cactus, pictured, is not on Hong Kong's dangerous drugs list but has for centuries been linked with transcendence practices and psychedelic psychotherapy. It is commonly known as peyote.

Police arrest diaper-wearing man in Ocean City
Florida man arrested for shouting profanities while trick-of-treating, police say

Maryland State Police say a drunken 47-year-old Florida man wearing a diaper was arrested for shouting profanities while trick-or-treating.

State Police say Joseph David DiVanna of Sarasota, Fla., was arrested about 9:15 p.m. Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct.

State Police say witnesses reported DiVanna cursed at adults and children in the Fox Chapel neighborhood of West Ocean City as he tried to get them to give him candy.

http://is1.myvideo.de/de/movie2/c8/thumbs/1787901_1.jpg

http://sharing.newsnet5.com/sharekshb//photo/2010/11/02/Joseph_D.__DiVanna_20101102053038_640_480.JPEG

http://www.wsmv.com/politics/25609669/detail.html

Cement mixer falls on train

Partygoer attacked by a Smurf

Google Street View helps capture drug-ring suspects
hi dere, 2 blocks from my old apartment!

I'm not going to link to it, because it's pretty insubstantial, but:

Fire Destroys Bel-Air Townhouse, But Rescuers Save Kitten!!!

No one was home at the time of the fire, Gardiner said, but for one kitten, which the firefighters were able to save.

this new weekly 'mugshot' newspaper has been gaining huge amounts of hype in columbus

http://www.waxxtv.com/wp-content/uploads/Slammer2.jpg

^^^ faces of mirth

what did momus do?

It's pretty frightening how many people commit crimes -and those are just the ones who got caught!

Judi Spiers said sorry after the ‘distasteful’ gaffe on her BBC Radio Devon morning show.

She made the comment while discussing a book about Casper the cat, a pet which became famous after regularly making a 17km (11-mile) bus trip from his home in Plymouth.

During her show the veteran presenter said of the book: '10,500 copies have been sold, and the book has been translated into six different languages - Dutch, German, Portuguese, Italian and two dialects of Chinese. I don't know whether they'll enjoy that; don't they eat cats?'

The slip-up was quickly noticed and 10 minutes later she returned to the air, saying: ‘I would like to apologise if you found the comment distasteful. Obviously, I did not mean to offend.’

haha jesus

the local neighbourhood of britishland

we roll classy & sensitive here iirc

http://imgur.com/JEiTo.jpg

2nd from r: everyone's favourite East Riding-based ilxor

that will probably offend him, yeah

didn't have him down as an integral part of the joeks-brave scene but tbh he's almost certainly got something to do with the formation of the blackout crew

they're from bolton u tard

everything north of watford gap is one unitary mass of simian antagonists to u

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