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let's call each other names over coffee and betray those who have shown us the way, starting back in May, back when we thought we didn't like coffee.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

ugh que

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

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Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

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access flap (omar little), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

it's true i don't know how to make it anymore, it always tastes like acid it's disgusting please help

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Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

it was because i started buying coffee at the grocery store to save a couple dollars. i don't know what you're trying to say though? it has nothing to do with putting coffee in the freezer. which i have already conclusively proven is dumb.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

oils in coffee are water soluble iirc

You did not rc.

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

WHAT

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

Bring some science, quincie.

I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

OH I'LL BRING IT ALRIGHT

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

ok it's not a real oil but it's a water soluble thing

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

no it isn't

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

are you suggesting coffee is composed of fake oil

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

The essence of the coffee bean is seen as the oils. These are oils in that they float, however, they are also water soluble, which really makes them not an oil.

am0n, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

wtf

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

from gourmet-coffee-lovers-haven.com

am0n, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

well it isn't my fault that they are stupid and call not-oil "oil".

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

Roasting
A good roaster must be part artist, and part scientist, to maintain quality and consistency. It is during the roasting process that the sugars and other carbohydrates within the bean become caramelized, creating a substance, which is known as the coffee oil. Technically, this fragile chemical is not actually oil, since it is water soluble, but it is what gives the coffee its flavor and aroma.

am0n, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

its ur fault for not googling tho

am0n, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

i can't find where i was reading about this a month ago here is a book from 1922

Coffee Oil and Fat
It is well to distinguish between the coffee oils as they are termed by the trade and true coffee oil In speaking of the qualities of coffee connoisseurs frequently use erroneous terms particularly when they designate certain of the flavoring and aromatic constituents of coffee as oils or essential oils Coffee does not contain any essential oils the aromatic constituent corresponding to essential oil in coffee being caffeol a complex which is water soluble a property not possessed by any true oil True the oil when isolated from roasted coffee does possess before purification con siderable of the aromatic and flavoring constituents of coffee They are however no part of the coffee fat but are held in it no doubt by an enfleurage action in much the same way that perfumes of roses etc are absorbed and retained by fats and oils in the commercial preparation of pomades and perfumes This affinity of the coffee oil for caffeol assists in the retention of aromatic substances by the whole roasted bean However upon extraction of ground roasted coffee with water the caffeol shows a preferential solubility in water and is dissolved out from the oil going into the brew The true oil of coffee has been investigated to a fair degree and has been found to be inodorous when purified Analysis of green and roasted coffees shows them to possess between 12 percent and 20 percent fat Warnier extracted ground unroasted coffee with petroleum ether washed the extract with water and distilled off the solvent obtaining a yellow brownish oil possessing a sharp taste From his examination of this oil he reported these constants djf_ 0.942 refraction at 25 81.5 solidifying point 6 to 5 melting point 8 to 9 saponification number 177.5 esterification number 166.7 acid number 6.2 acetyl number 0 iodin number 84.5 to 86.3 Meyer and Eckert carefully purified coffee oil and saponified it within alcohol In the saponifiable portion glycerol was the only alcohol present the acids being carnaubic 10 percent daturinic acid 1 to 1.5 percent palmitic

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

it's from google books so the text didn't really pick up. sorry for all the fake words.

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

oil meaning the oily substance you see on the surface of darker roasted coffee beans that's not chemically an oil but what are you supposed to call it

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

i keep 1 bag of coffee in freezer for emergencies (like when i forget to buy more coffee). other than that, i buy whole beans about once a week and grind daily. mmm.

tehresa, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

i wish i could afford all this coffees. i had the costa rica calle de copey cup of excellence at their shop and it was heavenly.

tehresa, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

$25/12oz bag is some shit, though!

tehresa, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

i hate paying for coffee

am0n, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it should be provided by the government since everyone needs it

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

place at farmers' market sells jamaican blue mountain coffee for $40/lb

harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

sheeeeesh!

tehresa, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

oil meaning the oily substance you see on the surface of darker roasted coffee beans that's not chemically an oil but what are you supposed to call it

coffee spooge

quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

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a╓by's (╓abies), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

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wilter, Friday, 23 October 2009 12:49 (sixteen years ago)

*drinks coffee*

harbl, Friday, 23 October 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

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am0n, Friday, 23 October 2009 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

place at farmers' market sells jamaican blue mountain coffee for $40/lb

I live in Kenya and I just got a kilo of locally-grown Kenyan AA (like, I was walking through the farmer's land when I saw the coffee trees). Cost me two dollars.

Also, cosign on the Aeropress. I actually carry it with me when I travel. Now I just need a tiny grinder. Any leads?

ok star grumbles (lukas), Friday, 23 October 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

Kenya aa is great stuff! I'm jealous

I have a small hand grinder made by Hario, generally pretty good thoug the grind is not 100% consistent, and it takesa long time when you want a fine grind

had died in a balloon accident several years in a ballooning accident (dyao), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

picture:

http://coffeegeek.com/images/42307/200x200/hario_mini_mill.jpg

had died in a balloon accident several years in a ballooning accident (dyao), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:38 (sixteen years ago)

Well it's pretty, that's the important thing

ok star grumbles (lukas), Sunday, 25 October 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

it's a good compromise; it's ceramic and plastic, so not too heavy for travel, and gets the job done

had died in a balloon accident several years in a ballooning accident (dyao), Sunday, 25 October 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

sunday is good bc i buy coffee someone else made on that day

harbl, Sunday, 25 October 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

since i stopped smoking i am really more aware of how good coffee is

thomp, Sunday, 25 October 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

or possibly i mean 'how addicted i am to coffee', w/eva

thomp, Sunday, 25 October 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

bought some 'Ethiopia Operation Red Cherry Organic Kombo Grade 1(100 G) ' yesterday, stuff is very good

囧 (dyao), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

woah that sounds kind of awesome

tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

i hate when i drink coffee at 6 pm. now i will never sleep but i'm bored and i want to sleep.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Monday, 2 November 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

why did you drink the coffee

tehresa, Monday, 2 November 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

i couldn't help myself!

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Monday, 2 November 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

I do this semi-regularly cuz I'm totally absent and just see half a pot of coffee sitting there, and like the sun is still out, and I just don't think...

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

It's tempting too cuz sometimes I just need the brain function and a nap would be worse than coffee by that point.

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

i have been drinking diluted green tea and i'm paranoid about not sleeping! i can't imagine coffee at a time like this.

tehresa, Monday, 2 November 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)


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