backpacks are so fucking ugly

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I inherited this Swiss Gear backpack from my kid last year and thankfully one of the main zippers has shit the bed. I hated this goddamn thing so much.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

I think the secret is to buy sporty backpacks ie ones specifically made by athletic brands, like I have two identical adidas backpacks that I really love & I think are p fly

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

I need external water bottle pockets, but I don't really need any other kind of pocket, is my deal. I carry a book or two, a small lunch, and over-ear headphones. Sometimes some paperwork.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

Whereas my current Jansport doesn't have enough different pockets. There is no such thing as enough different pockets for me.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

mil-spec normcore

http://www.lapolicegear.com/backpacks.html

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/policestuff_2439_19305397273

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

I know right

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

https://www.peakdesign.com/product/bags

i like the look of these, though they are aggressively trendy and expensive

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

those look ok and less than what i just spent. :|

the strap on my giant digital-dj backpack ripped in two, and duct tape is only working to hold it together temporarily. i'm not going to sew it together right now, i don't have the time or the stuff or the skills. i really should learn how to do that. anyway i ordered a new backpack from amazon yesterday. it took two hours of looking and caused way too much anxiety. there are a lot of ugly-ass bags out there. i ended up spending $50 more that i don't really have on a travel/gym under armour bag instead of going for the really inexpensive stuff with brand names like Vitalismo and Kaka.

it's got that under armour bro-core thing going on but i feel somewhat more confident i'll be happy with it

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41ImaylkF0L._SY300_.jpg

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

xp to la cop tombot

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

"nice" bags get out of my price range like instantly

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

and god help me i will never own something with the word "OGIO" on it

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

or FUL.

with the line over the U

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, the last one I had (also inherited from my son) was FUL, and I felt like one.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ZewkQj5.jpg

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link

i feel this way about running shoes

http://i.imgur.com/S7cqevn.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link

oh god yeah, why are running trainers so horrible-looking? I'd love a pair of kix I can run in that don't look like some sort of 80s-futurist neon nightmare.

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

I like it, I usually go for the most obnoxious colorway available.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

i feel the same way karl, most athletic gear in general is so ugly to me

marcos, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link

http://topodesigns.com/collection/klettersack/

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 10:20 AM (three years ago) Bookmark

unfortunately everybody i know owns a klettersack now

, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/amYGvJC.jpg

i have this thing from cote & ciel, it's decent enough i guess and inconspicuous for the office

, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

i have one of those in a slightly different model - i liked it a lot more in the pics online than when it arrived, it was way bigger than it looked and i learned a lesson to check the size of a bag by measurement. ended up abandoning it and will prob sell it.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

https://www.hyperlitemountaingear.com/metro-pack.html

so expensive but i really want p much everything they make

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3V3pFHU.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

one of the good things about LOL health goth is that it made sportswear look kind of sleek and stylish for all of 6 months. looks like we're back to dayglo bile now though

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

we live in the golden age of sportswear everyone stop being ignorant theres a wide variety of styles available to you

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

i own this AA bag which is nice for slouching around, guess they dont make them anymore, too bad they came in all colors

http://i.imgur.com/ITDTeCB.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

https://www.hyperlitemountaingear.com/metro-pack.html

so expensive but i really want p much everything they make

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, December 20, 2016 10:04 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have to say some of this stuff is cool but other shit looks like those free reusable bags that are made of recycled plastic

marcos, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link

kind of remind of that trend in puffy down jackets that look like shiny black trashbags

marcos, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

oh for sure, the appeal is mostly utilitarian -- they're waterproof and p much indestructible

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

we live in the golden age of sportswear everyone stop being ignorant theres a wide variety of styles available to you

yeah it's not like you couldn't wear black sportswear before whatever dl's interpretation of "health goth" existed or afterwards.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

the psychology of gear is... interesting

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

lol

http://i.imgur.com/04SiQfI.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

My current backpack is a vendor freebie I got from a tech conference. Can't get much more stylish than that.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

it becomes cooler with age, if the company goes out of business then ur the coolest

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

my gf got me this a few years back and it consistently gets compliments http://www.skagen.com/us/en/products/kr%C3%B8yer-canvas-backpack-pdpsmh0086p.html

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

i like that one a lot

marcos, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

I've had this backpack

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/ed/b3/a8edb33fc0909a82675703ffa6dcc6b1.jpg

for about 4 years. it's p well made, has held together perfectly.

it is kind of ugly. my wife uses it mostly nowadays and basically hates the way it looks and constantly complains about how dorky it is and how she needs to buy a new one

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

I love it!! What that's crazy.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

it's nice imo

simpler packs are better

marcos, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

I bought a stylish Converse pack last year for its looks and it makes me crazy that it's unwaxed cotton canvas that sticks to clothes and doesn't slide on and off easily, and that the cute retro metal zipper teeth stick and take two hands to zip up. I'm buying an ugly functional one next time.

http://www.schoolbagstation.com/images/converse-core-plus-canvas-backpack-navy-red-cream-p1063-3470_medium.jpg

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

Not exactly like that but close. Anyway. It's a cute pain in the butt.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

I have a boring macpac one that is I guess looks like GEAR but in a non-performative way. Usually though I'm lugging around my bike pannier which is super ugly but hey.

my hangover is a time machine (seandalai), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

that skagen backpack is nice, i am having a super difficult time finding one in black without a bunch of stuff going on.

bought an APC backpack a few weeks ago but it had giant silver buckles that looked shiny/terrible in person.. returned.. bought one from want les essentiels on sale and it's too big and boxy for me, returned. still looking. i want something i can take to work because my work tote bag is pretty old. and i hate 99% of all women's bags and purses especially ones with any kind of logo or hardware or stuff going on, but i also don't want it to be made of cheap looking material. thinking of ordering something from hope stockholm

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 2 January 2017 01:41 (seven years ago) link

i got a black kelty redwing and i feel like god

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 January 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Been using a North Face Recon backpack for several years now. Ugly, but it's lasted longer than any previous backpack/messenger bag I've owned previously.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 January 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I think I like the way topo designs stuff looks

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link

rains backpacks are popular in denmark atm

http://i.imgur.com/G4FYhzc.png

niels, Saturday, 28 January 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link


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