"jimmy olsen's vineyard vacation"
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:09 (ten years ago) Permalink
sitting in my boxer shorts and disgusting "early 90s" style striped t-shirt hiding my way-too-short haircut from the public. I'm only going to emerge after nightfall until my hair grows back in a week and a half.
― burt_stanton, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:11 (ten years ago) Permalink
"old codger at M&S"
― snoball, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:12 (ten years ago) Permalink
"vanilla tech support"
― Ed, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:12 (ten years ago) Permalink
gay boy likes tomtomclub
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:13 (ten years ago) Permalink
Shorter Amanda Bonner in a heatwave
― Laurel, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:19 (ten years ago) Permalink
pulled an all nighter
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:20 (ten years ago) Permalink
(Sorry, taking liberties with the 4-word rule to add an article and a very short preposition.)
― Laurel, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:23 (ten years ago) Permalink
preppy from thrift store
― pj, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:10 (ten years ago) Permalink
Bruce Willis supports Celtic.
― g-kit, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:11 (ten years ago) Permalink
button down is a very bad thing
― Ed, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:13 (ten years ago) Permalink
wrong thread
Desperately escaping slacks.
― libcrypt, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:14 (ten years ago) Permalink
hate summer, love skirts.
― JuliaA, Monday, 21 July 2008 17:24 (ten years ago) Permalink
1950s preppy mechanic
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:31 (ten years ago) Permalink
h o t
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:43 (ten years ago) Permalink
wtf is that thing behind her, is that part of the outfit?
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:46 (ten years ago) Permalink
So embarrassing, she and I are totally wearing the same shirt
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink
No but I'm wearing black canvas shoes + rolled-up gray jeans + blue gingham short-sleeve shirt and green undershirt + green golf/driving-type cap = 1950s preppy mechanic
I'm at yr boardwalk Fixin yr jalopy etc.
― nabisco, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:19 (ten years ago) Permalink
muddy urban worker faerie
― rrrobyn, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:34 (ten years ago) Permalink
old navy call center
― El Tomboto, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:38 (ten years ago) Permalink
dressed in the dark
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 July 2008 19:39 (ten years ago) Permalink
80s workout video
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 20:49 (ten years ago) Permalink
best answer so far
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:24 (ten years ago) Permalink
felicity i would lov eto see your outfit
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:28 (ten years ago) Permalink
nOh it's hideous. Laubdry-challenged
olive green Puma Cell sneakers white tennis socks navy Adidas poly short shorts white black and red lyra workout bra top pale blue criss-cross spaghetti tank top Cubs baseball hat ponytail Tag Heuer sport watch gold chain
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:37 (ten years ago) Permalink
the gold chain makes it all so perfect
― Surmounter, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:38 (ten years ago) Permalink
LOL yes it does :)
― felicity, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:39 (ten years ago) Permalink
three days in pyjamas
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:41 (ten years ago) Permalink
it is hot
― J0rdan S., Monday, 21 July 2008 21:43 (ten years ago) Permalink
post-collegiate service drone
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:52 (ten years ago) Permalink
self-employed still in pajamas
― phil-two, Monday, 21 July 2008 23:42 (ten years ago) Permalink
someone's father
― electricsound, Monday, 21 July 2008 23:46 (ten years ago) Permalink
polka dot sun dress
― Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:48 (ten years ago) Permalink
electric you made me laugh :D okay only inside but still.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:49 (ten years ago) Permalink
pix plz ;)
dirtbag style with polo
xp
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:50 (ten years ago) Permalink
ironed my own shirt
― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 04:35 (ten years ago) Permalink
schoolboy does smart casual
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 04:47 (ten years ago) Permalink
laundry day, at work
― Z S, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 05:04 (ten years ago) Permalink
cheaply suited nicely booted
― baaderonixx, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:34 (ten years ago) Permalink
went on internet once
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:39 (ten years ago) Permalink
prison grey tee shirt
― snoball, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:36 (ten years ago) Permalink
fruitier than a punch
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:45 (ten years ago) Permalink
watermelon margaritas alfresco
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:51 (ten years ago) Permalink
too hot for corduroy
― pj, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:01 (ten years ago) Permalink
All black power giant
― Ed, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 15:15 (ten years ago) Permalink
plum frustration.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:42 (ten years ago) Permalink
Migraines: quit it.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:45 (ten years ago) Permalink
dirtbag without a polo
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:46 (ten years ago) Permalink
soft and green
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:54 (ten years ago) Permalink
black bloc university faculty
― joygoat, Thursday, 14 September 2017 13:51 (one year ago) Permalink
Matchy-matchy's nemesis
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 14 September 2017 20:16 (one year ago) Permalink
bespoke ubiquity
― calstars, Friday, 15 September 2017 00:31 (one year ago) Permalink
finally dressed like Deckard (prison grey t-shirt strikes again - nine years old and still going)http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2016/12/Blade.jpg
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2017 10:33 (one year ago) Permalink
The grey hair is starting to come in as well, and if I actually started working out right now I might be that ripped in 2049.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2017 10:37 (one year ago) Permalink
lol at harrison ford's 'not this shit again' expression
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 10:40 (one year ago) Permalink
'not this shirt again'
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2017 10:43 (one year ago) Permalink
"NPR goth"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:19 (one year ago) Permalink
badly need a shave
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:20 (one year ago) Permalink
hungover sunbleached idler
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:53 (one year ago) Permalink
Ready, set, pull sickie
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 September 2017 14:56 (one year ago) Permalink
undercover cop
― calstars, Saturday, 16 September 2017 00:10 (one year ago) Permalink
Y'all two teeth chipped
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 08:53 (one year ago) Permalink
scandi lumberjack's day off
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 09:03 (one year ago) Permalink
Bird Law Fangirl
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 06:37 (one year ago) Permalink
Linen Blue America
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 13:17 (one year ago) Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope
― calstars, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 13:30 (one year ago) Permalink
basic ikea media twat
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 13:31 (one year ago) Permalink
rainbow housedress dog lady
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 15:29 (one year ago) Permalink
roomba poop smear chortler
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 17:16 (one year ago) Permalink
(the) Doctor came at dawn
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 16:42 (one year ago) Permalink
old man in a young man's striped T
― Moodles, Sunday, 8 October 2017 17:05 (one year ago) Permalink
Homey D. Clown
― calstars, Sunday, 8 October 2017 18:04 (one year ago) Permalink
no shower sweat pants
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 October 2017 18:09 (one year ago) Permalink
moffe growing vpon bathrobe
― Wes Brodicus, Sunday, 8 October 2017 18:24 (one year ago) Permalink
October's Hippest Clown
― El Tomboto, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:15 (one year ago) Permalink
mime with dirty jeans
― iatee, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:44 (one year ago) Permalink
lol xp
― marcos, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:45 (one year ago) Permalink
Cookie dough mafia
― calstars, Friday, 27 October 2017 23:02 (one year ago) Permalink
Scruffy coroner chic
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 28 October 2017 20:52 (one year ago) Permalink
velvet & george romeo
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 October 2017 01:37 (one year ago) Permalink
At least I’m warm
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:52 (eleven months ago) Permalink
sunday hoodie dad
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink
I lost my glasses
― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:41 (eleven months ago) Permalink
Elliott Ness motherfucker
― calstars, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:10 (eleven months ago) Permalink
Its cold? Didn't notice.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 16:35 (eleven months ago) Permalink
Questionably glitzy sweatshirt situation.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink
schlubby midwesterner
― marcos, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink
i am blanket man
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:29 (eleven months ago) Permalink
purple red bruise chic
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:56 (eleven months ago) Permalink
*artisanal* lawyer
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 18:57 (ten months ago) Permalink
Schlumpy usual
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:54 (ten months ago) Permalink
under armour, overweight
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:19 (ten months ago) Permalink
unstylish unkempt but warm
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:27 (ten months ago) Permalink
gothic office lumberjack
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:46 (ten months ago) Permalink
archi-twat
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:47 (ten months ago) Permalink
poor summery execution
― estela, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:52 (ten months ago) Permalink
Trucker hat, cardigan, neck scarf.
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:01 (eight months ago) Permalink
Thigh-flattering jean shorts
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 7 May 2018 00:03 (seven months ago) Permalink
omg same
a/k/a try to stop me
― I am Larry Bird I always make the trey (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 May 2018 12:19 (seven months ago) Permalink