Important trends in fashion part 1: PENIS PANTS

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this is a healthy and non-threatening expression of gender and I am all for it

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

if someone had pitched this during the writing of "zoolander" i'm pretty sure everyone else would've been like "naaahhhhh, that's a bit TOO obvious" and yet...

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://vimeo.com/9556230

a video of this designer's collection

sometimes I think fashion people should be slapped

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

Walk proud there, young model. You've got a knitted topiary on your head and beige junk on your pants.

La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

I do seriously hope this is that model's nadir but one never knows.

La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

omg that video is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

apparently no one outside of the fashion world cared about Isabel Mastache until she sent penis pants down the catwalk, so good for her for raising her profile (boo to her for doing it with penis pants)

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

i like how the original link proposes that anyone can "scoop up" a pair, like they're available at banana republic. not trying to be humorless (uncircumsized cloth dongle = lolol) but that pair of pants is likely the only one in existence.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

well, I just looked at the first picture in the linked article, and I think that's it for me. I'm done. thanks, internet, for all the good times. if my innocence gets back from the shop in anything like usable condition, I'd love to have it back, but if the stains won't come off, it's cool, I'll just be over here in the corner gouging out my eyes.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm at work so i feel like there's no way i will ever click the link--my penis pants cherry remains unplucked

Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

penis pants plucks your cherry for you

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

three cheers for the fashion world

max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.bitoffun.com/images/wei-penis_plant.jpg

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

your penis pants dandelion, surely

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

LJ delivers

Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

guys, the most appalling thing about those pants is the poor construction of the peen. the designer is obviously unskilled at hand-finishing techniques.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I prefer Ballroom Jeans

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2010 03:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

a year later I am finally appreciating the full-on lol provided by "hand-finishing techniques"

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
five months pass...

yeah those shirts would all look good with some penis pants

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink


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