Items you could never wear

ur old new ha burn

― lag∞n, Friday, February 20, 2015 12:42 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LL is definitely old new, looks like you got a little blowback on that burn amigo

not actually sure what anything in that post meant

its cool man humor in the 90s is super random

It's weird to me that these are back

http://us.asos.com/ASOS-00s-Tattoo-Choker-Necklace/15a2xy/?iid=3859149&r=2&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy05MHMtVGF0dG9vLUNob2tlci1OZWNrbGFjZS9Qcm9kLw..

I never had one though. No room cause I was wearing about 5 of these in various sizes at most times:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0sG8HkXbOFA/T0K-KTw6laI/AAAAAAAAAoI/I1ssAPr5lEg/s1600/lg-ball-chain.gif

oh dear god the cross I wore (goth not christian intent, natch) was no shit almost the size of my hand. And I have big hands.

waitress was wearing a choker

obvs

how is it that I still have my notes from high school AP chem and all of my old genetics texts but did not save any of the many things I hung on my body? Not that it would much matter because I weighed like sub 120s because anorexia was also a 90s phase for me.

interesting cause it was in a restaurant and u dont want anyone to choke i guess thats classic 90s irony tho

hippie equivalent to goth choker was the huge fucking HEMP NECKLACE that was like an industrial rope around my neck. i wore one with beads in it that were the size of grapes

yeah those were terrible

I mean all of this was

lol i just saw that my dad commented on something one of the guys who used to work in our restaurant posted on FB so I followed some links and wound up on this daughter's page. She looks about 15ish and is totally wearing one of those tatoo chokers in her prof pic.

wow erica stalking sexi teens online not cool

!!!!!

erica stop bullying teens online too

dont catfish teens its mean

totally unrelated but her dad and his brother worked at our restaurant on the beach for years and they were awesome. my childhood nickname for them was the doo doo brothers. kids, man.

lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus

^ photo is amazing for catching the stares of the woman and kid

lol @ this $72 saggy dog tee
http://www.revolveclothing.com/wildfox-couture-the-hound-tee-in-warm-cement/dp/WILD-WS723/

Link broke

whoops -- it's sized for a large husky man, looks like it was bought at a rural gas station in the 80s, dingy gray in color and festooned with a saggy jowled canine

and it's $72

this is a different model but same shirt
http://d1lrgj85cm58ww.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/840x1330/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/t/wtj57980c_bbry_1_1.jpg

http://is4.revolveclothing.com/images/p4/n/z/WILD-WS723_V2.jpg

Ew.

i'm surprised it doesn't come with pre-stained pits

Of all the things I don't want from my clothes, looking like a starving unloved child who is literally disappearing into a dirty rag is near the top of the list.

I get the appeal of baggy clothes that feel snuggly etc, I LIVE in 20-year-old tshirts at home. But they don't have the same studied effect of erasing me from sight or making me look small and insignificant.

For $70.

I was marching behind two very very small women yesterday and it was like, how do ppl treat you when you never get bigger than a small 12yo? I bet it's not super duper funtimes somehow.

V. Neck. Tees.
Hate them with a white hot intensity.

V necks are my very favorite, on tees and any other item of clothing (blouses, dresses, sweaters, etc.).

Alas, I am a woman with a nice rack, if I do say so myself. Deep v-necks on men are obv a thing now and I'm not so crazy about the look on dudes as on women.

i like vnecks on everyone
why to hate them with such an intensity?

i hate v-necks on men too. especially the super deep ones. ughhhhhhh

i am with LL, viva la v neck

On guys they look either The Gap Zombie or... eurotrash. They look great on girls.

They look good on anyone imo. Just cuz someone wears generic clothes doesn't mean they're a zombie! Lotsa interesting ppl come in plain packages.

#normcore

V necks are very "out" rn but I don't mind them nec

My biggest pet peeve rn is the septum piercing which I'm afraid to state publicly

Depends on the V - a deep one is very Red Carpet Now.

Eg. http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/82281-lupita-nyongo-wins-2015-sag-awards-red-carpet-in-elie-saab-gown-pics/1422238343_lupita-nyong-o-zoom-03.jpg

She could wear anything, on or out, and still look amazing.

Alas, I am a woman with a nice rack, if I do say so myself.

you are otm! I am v fond of v necks due to rackage + a short neck

otm

Maybe V-necks got American Apparel-ized and that's why everyone hates them? Not sure. They're my favorite bc I dislike being choked also I am short and welcome vertical lines.

^^^^