i love style needs to get their hair did

When a stylist changes salons I think here if you call the old place they will usually tell you where he or she went to? If they wanted your business, they should have kept your stylist happier w her job so she didn't leave. I followed my fave to her new place a few years back and I get a discounted rate for loyalty. It all works out.

Yup. I followed my beloved stylist from one salon to her current salon and then to her house when she quit work to be a stay at home mom and then back to her current salon when she was like "fuck that" and went back to work.

This sounds like such a faff. When I lived in NYC, I used to just go to Jean-Louis David every 6 months, present them with a photo of Alex James and say "put that on my head" and I would go away happy regardless of which technician applied the razor crop.

I think that was the problem, though, that this time I omitted a photograph. I assumed, stupidly, since the last man told me that he had left my details (e.g. what customised hair colour he used) on file that I wouldn't have to explain it all again. (I took along a photo of two Bauhaus students sharing a compromising cigarette in a way that left the implicit style desired quite obvious. The hair I got was actually nothing like either woman had on their head, but signified the same amount of "butch".)

I don't really want to have to develop a ~personal relationship~ with a stylist. Oh my god that is the nightmarish kind of social thing that makes me not get my hair cut ever again.

I got my hair cut today, and I am not happy.

They cut off too much. And I had pictures!

I miss my witch hair.

How short is it?

Oh no! Too short is horrible! (complaining mine is too long & fluffy but too short definitely the worst!)

It's shoulder length, and I would have liked it about six inches longer.

I am also annoyed that they blow dried the waves out so I'm going to have to wash it again tonight.

Also before the cut everyone told me "you should get it cut and donate it" and this annoys me soooo much.

I like when people say "are you going to give it to cancer?"
cancer needs the hair

io, I can totally see your face under the very first crop that you posted!

i had a woman say she could get me at least £300 for mine

considering investing in some moroccanoil now i know i've a nest egg on the go

They gave me my cut hair. I think I'm going to use it for spells.

I took a razor to my nape to get rid of the flyaway hairs. If you have a nice nape you may not understand this, but my hair tends toward the center where it makes a rat tail. Just naturally. If you have cute little nape hairs that curl towards your ears like they like being there, you are probably my sworn enemy or something.

No, no, no, IO, you have it so backwards!

A good nape-line is hairs that point straight down and twine towards the centre so that you get a nice point.

Totally unlike mine, which are bewitched curly devil-hairs that make a break for my ears, or just generally like to escape and cause mayhem. This is BAD. I should really just get an undercut to dispose of those fuckers.

Wait I can fix this let's trade.

Are you OK with being ginger?

I've always wanted red hair actually.

Deal, let's swap.

I found a new pic of my current hair hate/crush where that hair looks just particularly BRUTAL (and also, more crucially, more messy than normal, so it would look more like the hair upon mine own head) and I keep reminding myself that winter is cold and I should wait until spring but my god I want that hair.

Even if I will not look like *that*, (not least because I don't wear anywhere near that amount of make-up, in fact, at all) I will just look like a potato with brutalist hair.

SHOW IT NOW.

This is the hair-spiration thread, we must see it.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm so ASHAMED of who it is.

(it's a great fucken haircut, tho.)

????? No excuses. Is it Taylor Swift??? I'm down with that.

Come on, it's way, waaaaayyyyy worse than Taylor Swift.

i had a woman say she could get me at least £300 for mine

considering investing in some moroccanoil now i know i've a nest egg on the go

― r|t|c, Friday, 14 November 2014 22:13 (27 minutes ago)

now i am imagining u as a psg era mauricio pocchetino

Wait I'm making a shortlist:

Miley Cyrus
Rihana
David Bowie
...

Justin Bieber.

Although for the record the Justin Bieber hairstyle is basically just "The Lesbian" so I'm not sure you can even say it's technically "his."

FINE, I'll post it.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/751640ac4f17d1ce8ccf0ae4a8ff6a20/tumblr_nf1wetvqxq1rjw8sqo1_500.jpg

There, now you have hairpes.

It's kinda "Weimar Lesbian" meets "bedraggled goth dragged through a hedge backwards" which is much more achievable in my climate than the usual heavily ironed version.

(Not sure it would work in ginger, or without that much mascara on a daily basis.)

I AM SO ASHAMED.

Here is another view

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5nxtjgvHJ1qatu6no1_500.jpg

And from the side

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l87ad23GI21qatu6no1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJP67HANH6OVWEMMQ&Expires=1416074425&Signature=UU7UL5KjjVUUv%2F7cP4pbNLiySsM%3D#_=_

I don't know who that is, so don't worry.

http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sasha-mallory-480x640.jpg

LOL, 30 seconds after I posted it on Tumblr to get the image online, one of my friends reblogged it adding 'WHO EVER SAID THAT HAIR WAS OK" so I'm guessing that's shock, horror and a "no" all round.

I was trying to find the sketch comedy video where a cute boi tries a bunch of difft wigs at the hairstylist's and then says, "Oh what the hell, just give me the lesbian" and it's a haircut I've had 50 times, but in my search for "hairstyles 'the lesbian' " I came across a lot of awesome hair.

http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Brittani.jpg

http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Davonee_Sou.jpg

http://www.pinterest.com/Crazy0Hoe0/my-favorite-sexy-lesbian-haircuts-and-ideas-to-loo/

I know, I know, I know, and Goon Tie has told me 100 times it's time to claim that hairstyle back, but I am still ashamed.

I think basically you have to be impossibly tall and skeletally thin and have cheekbones like Gothic arches to carry that hairstyle off effectively.

now i am imagining u as a psg era mauricio pocchetino

― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:41 Bookmark

yes it's been a pleasure reforming the old backline alongside wins pablo sorin

hopefully u can find someone very into modular synths and porcupine tree to reprise bayern era demichelis

the conversation about rad lesbian hairstyles makes this <3 cameron esposito video relevant and also she has the sweetest hair ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_N36YpApQA

OOPS I meant THIS ***ONE***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av2PU3wLGio

Haha I've seen that one!

"I recommend...a side mullet."

are bangs possible and/or recommended for a curly haired person? i straighten my hair 50% of the time.

I am a wavy person with bangs. Works ok in cool weather. I don't fuck with bangs in hot weather!

xp I have bangs and curly hair. I am quite fond of them.

I feel like my forehead is too large not to have bangs, plus, my hair is very thick, and having bangs reduces its volume. Do ppl with thin/thinner hair have the opposite problem?

Yup

just to provide an accurate timeline for how long it takes me to reach my breaking point -- got the hairs cut yesterday.

found my new favorite styling product for mah curly hair

Paul Mitchell Twirl Around. Just a little bit emulsified between yr palms, smoothed through the hairs and scrunched a bit, air dry and BOOM big old fat curls that are super soft and not at all crunchy or stiff or gross feeling. I tend not to do much hair-drying unless I'm going out-out, so the airdry is a huge plus. Never really explored Paul Mitchell products before but this one is a good un

it's like a softer, everyday version of the TiGi Curls Rock ie huge fat curls but Curls Rock was like drag queen mousse, you could wear that shit in a hurricane and yr hair wouldn't move.

I have never needed my hair cut so badly