ils thread for general menswear and men's clothing ish

yeah the trunk-type thing you're after is almost always on the longer side from what i've seen.

i have realized that nine inches is the best shorts length for me.

basic flat-front shorts and basic solid tees are the only things I like from gap

http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/photos/morephotos/rsact401/rsact401_04.jpg

might get these ones from amyapy also this is a photo of me

a photo of me enjoying shorts likely story

you need to fix the tuft of hair on top of your hair

Buy some soccer shorts

yeah football shorts are the best. i called the wash and fold because they had lost mine, but then i found them with my underpants because they thought they were boxers. that is how freeing football shorts are.

i bought some uniqlo shorts but they are too long and i might take them to the jorts tailor to have them rehemmed

so that's what i have on shorts?

get these http://www.amazon.com/Umbro-Manchester-Soccer-Shorts-White/dp/B000EE1ZEW/

h8 u guys

no problem

the three pairs of shorts i own are all embarrassing. two are really baggy with combat-style pockets on the side. the other pair just feel too small, like, i feel like my whole thigh is over exposed.

i love shorts, i wait impatiently for the four months a year in which i can wear shorts all the time. although i have a stupid office job now and i cant wear shorts to work anymore so summer is pretty pointless

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0114/7132/products/1I7A8145.jpg?v=1392311126

heres some shorts for u lagoon if youre getting vexed with belts + shorts - they fit a little snug but i like these fellows a lot although dont go to their website because its pretty despairing

im sure u r v cute in those but i dont think i can

sry so laying all my shorts hang ups on u guy ty for being so supportive and understanding

do soccer shorts even have pockets shit i have a pair of adidas ones i run in sometimes

speaking of which i better get out there

need supply seems to be m/l on my wavelength http://needsupply.com/mens/bottoms/shorts

not like im gonna buy hundo $ shorts tho

http://cdn.needsupply.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/460x590/e9607dc71bc010050ca2ae6f644b84c1/1/0/1009602_front.jpg

are these supposed to look like they're pulling because they're too tight in the crotch or

they draw the eye to the penis u will be irresistible in these short

sucking you into a peen vortex

http://www.stuartslondon.com/images/universal-works-universal-works-floral-twill-deck-shorts-10137-p15502-43335_thumb.jpg

http://www.universalworks.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/l/floraltwill-10137-deckshort-navy_5.jpg

i saw these on sale at the same store that i bought the other pair of shorts i linked a few posts ago - wasnt totally feeling them for myself but i like the pattern

idk about soccer shorts i mean i approve of the casual 90s vibe in general but theres something or several things that i cant really fathom about the idea maybe if i hadnt spent so many summers playing actual soccer, in actual soccer shorts, in the 90s...

btw my fave pair of shorts is a pair of hunter green apcs that i got in paris theyre just the exact right length and shapelessness they confrom perfectly to my idea of not trying so hard but not wearing soccer shorts wavelength of summer dressing but for some reason they dont have a back pocket which is limiting might even say frustrating but i still wear them approximately 100x each summer since i bought them

i like that pattern

test

are these supposed to look like they're pulling because they're too tight in the crotch or

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 7:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Dat Thigh Gap

omg why cant i post the picture of my soccer shorts

im wearing the soccer shorts now, they remind me v much of jr high and they have no pockets, they look like this

http://i.imgur.com/YYytsrC.jpg

i wld maybe wear them to goto the corner store except then where wld i put my wallet, p sure ive just carried it in my hand before

Dat Thigh Gap

― 龜, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 7:41 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

actually theyre a lil diff than that but m/l

Basketball shorts have pockets but you're basically giving up by that point

Whatever it was like 100 degrees and 90% humidity

is there such a thing as old fashioned tennis shorts except not white that sounds good

I love shorts but I'm kind of a dirtbag in the summer and essentially wear a wrangler plaid cowboy shirt, cutoff dickies, and mesh sauconys every single day for three months.

I would like to get classier hot weather clothing at some point. Shoes in particular but everything feels either too slovely or too fancy.

gym shorts, dig the swinging side bulge of your wallet/keys, giving up never felt so good

Swinging side bulge otm

http://www.bensherman.com/antique-bronze-ec1-chino-shorts.html

i have a few pairs of these and they are legit, i think.

do they come with the lil cuff?

not sure i get the shorts cuff.

eeeesh all these shorts look mighty expensive for something an englisher will only get to wear probably 5 weekends max in their native land.

I am wearing black tennis shorts rn

My shorts are barely longer than my boxers

they come with the lil cuff? xp i dig it. i also cuff my somewhat less fitted light blue linen shorts from jcrew even though they aren't designed for it. i think it makes more sense than cuffing pants because the hemline of shorts is more visible than with pants and this can make it look sharper.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304831304579546312161483266

Posted this in the short shorts bread but I don't think people read that shorts thread.

Thread. There is no bread on ilx.

xp i guess i just think of cuffing pants as a way to control how they break on your shoes, and cuffing shorts is for how they break on your....thighs? but w/e it's cool if it works for ya.

xp that's an excellent article. i like my calves/knees but not sure the world needs to see too much of my thighs.

i have realized that nine inches is the best shorts length for me.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same here

I'm sorry but LOL

Made of cotton duck, seersucker or pincord and priced from $125 to $165, the shorts show enough leg to feel current without drawing too much attention. (For extra edge, Mr. Mashburn said, his tailor can sever the bottom hem, to finish them like cutoffs.)

idk carl these are some nice-looking shorts:

http://www.sidmashburn.com/shop/shorts-swim.html