yep. they should clear up in a couple of days, assuming yr coughing subsides
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
Are they itchy? Are they under the skin, or swollen spots?
When I vomit, I get black eyes from burst blood vessels. They looked really awful. Last time I vomited, I pressed my hands under my eyes and didn't get the black eyes. I've thought about putting an ice pack over my eyes next time I have to puke, if possible.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 25 August 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry but I loled at "When I vomit, ______" dependent clause.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 August 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
LOLing at being able to pause and get an icepack prior to puking.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 25 August 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
My vomiting episodes have almost exclusively been significant life events and they involve a lot of to-do, e.g., denial, bargaining (actual praying, tho I'm an atheist), whimpering, much more denial, crying, preparing a kneeling towel, cleaning the toilet, black eye abatement, and finally, actually vomiting. It wouldn't be hard to throw an ice pack into the event.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 25 August 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
I suppose not in that scenario.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 25 August 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
They're not itchy, and not swollen, and they seem to be very slightly faded? Not sure yet. I'll find out when I get off this overnight bus.
Je55e, I'm familiar with denial prior to vomiting!
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
I get those whenever I have a particularly violent vomiting sesh.
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
so I am using this really mental woman's homemade face cream for night and it's actually kind of blowing my mind?? her website is TOTALLY CRAZY. It also smells WEIRD. I have no idea what the ingredients are.
http://www.hairgasm.com/products.php?cat=151&prod=114
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hairgasm.com/content/ingredients
dang she sounds shady! glad it's working for you though
― just1n3, Monday, 26 August 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
what if it's just mayo
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
It is kind of a light beige color, really sticky consistency, and smells kind of metallic-y. Its very strange. I am sure it's a BLESSED POTION by LOUISE LONGHAIRS. I also bought her wacky shampoo because I heard it's just incredible. I am not that impressed with the shampoo yet.
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
like, I wouldnt be surprised at all if the shampoo is just johnson and johnson baby shampoo. It kinda smells the same, even.
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
blood vessel things seem to be fading, so yay.
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, August 26, 2013 5:37 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lololol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
it's "wholistic"
― just1n3, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
lol
Note: [redacted]'s products do not contain or involve the use of any of these Dangerous Ingredients in our products or treatments:
No Pills
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently it's not mayo
No Animal or Animal By-Products
No pills, no mayo. We're narrowing it down.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
propane & propane accessories
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
WHERE do LONG HAIRSingredients come from and what are our ingredients principals?
EVERYCULTURE IS DIFFERENT EVERY COUNTRY HAS DIFFERENT LAWS. We keep ourtrade secrets a secret. It is alright to do that, we have trust. If youhave allergies, let us know:-)
that smiley face is a little menacing in its context...
sorry, I'm just slowly working my way through this site and every couple seconds finding something special.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
It is actually not alright to keep her "trade secrets" a secret if she is defining "trade secrets" as "ingredients."
http://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/cosmeticlabelinglabelclaims/cosmeticlabelingmanual/ucm126444.htm
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry "alright"
Yeh, I was wondering!
H2, what led to your using this lady's product?
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Now that we've roundly mocked the product and exposed this woman's illegal operation...
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Well, it's working, apparently. Even if that means it's replaced H2's soul with a long-haired marketing demon.... Careful, y'all.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol of COURSE she has a moon cycle widget on her site.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
I know, isn't it mental? I was reading a PCOS message board and some of the PCOS-ers were talking about how awesome her shampoo is, and I just had to try it. I went for the skin cream kind of on a whim. GLAD I DID.
The most luxuriant wholistic mayo I've ever put on my face!
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
can someone in Toronto (ATTN: FINEFINEMUSIC) please go get their hairs done by louise longhairs, I guess she is really mean
http://www.longhairs.com/sites/default/files/CIMG0228b.jpg
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
also her products are insanely expensive
Wait, she's a mean hair stylist, too? Amazing. What a weirdo!
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
FFM's regular stylist just moved out of town! Great timing!
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
omg tempting
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
don't you want her to yell at you for dying your hair? sounds like a blast, right?
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
I do need a haircut (was thinking of getting one TODAY) but there is no price list (would've gone to reg stylist before she moved but need to cheap out) and I have to fill out an "about you" form before I can book an appointment! Xp
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha no kidding. My hairstylist used ~organic~ dye so maybe I'll just be gently chastised. Or she will list out how the dye was not actually organic and aren't I glad she's here to tell me the truth??
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
I have to fill out an "about you" form before I can book an appointment!
Lmao
― een, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
Mostly innocuous if self involved but:
"Do people try to pressure you into cutting your hair shorter for them or any other reasons? Tell Longhairs all about it... If this is preceeding a naturopathy-only session, list about what average doctor want to try to put you on. instead. : *"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
...what?
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
I'm ready to pay pal you some money for a haircut from this woman, especially if we can fill out the about me form together as a group.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
That's . . . that's totally incomprehensible?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
doctor/want s/v disagreement is causing probs here
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
I like to think of my hair as long but I think I would get laughed out of there, also unsure where she wants me to indicate my hair's state vis-a-vis "yes/no"
"Do you presently have long hair (you get comments that tell you your hair's longer than most in society)? What do you think the state or length of your hair and skin is?: * Yes No No, just coming for better hair and scalp"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
what is the length of yr skin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Just tried to Google and was displeased to find out that there is no website where I can input my height and weight and find out the approximate surface area of my skin. Once I learn how to program, I know what website I'm starting!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://withfriendship.com/images/d/15913/Jame-Gumb-picture.jpg
"What was the length of her skin?"
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
geez for real!
she is a long hairist
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
Geez, nevermind: http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/body-surface-area-calculator-mosteller xp
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Omg at all of this, would also Paypal for FFM to go
― een, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
I NEED to know what this woman is like
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I mean I am an unemployed stoodent but I will still donate several days of lunch money to this cause, no kidding.
― quincie, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link