I wonder if his aggro and ultimately ill advised defense of Lance Armstrong had anything to do with the bicycle shorts looking like a crisp pair of expensive jeggings
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
ha prob!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
lol that's an excellent theory
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
I know nothing about this guy except what's on this wondrous thread (don't think I can even read the orig article) which admittedly is more than enough, but please tell me more...
― kinder, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
he wrote friday night lights and has a history of being publicly grumpy
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
also wrote 'three nights in august' a v. good baseball book
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
though on the downside it's about tony larussa
google 'douchewagon' and you'll find out all about him lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://media.philly.com/images/buzz-bissinger-gq-leather-6001.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
what the
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
that's his (mentally disabled) son
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
in rehab:
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20130327_Buzz_Bissinger_in_shopping_rehab.html
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
this is like chevy chase's addiction to "back pills"
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:17 (thirteen years ago)
welp i hope he figures some stuff out
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
america needs shopping rehab too amirite
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
bummed missed the first hours of this thread.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:04 (thirteen years ago)
This sort of trainwreck confessional writing is just the worst (and the salacious nature of it always results in the prose being subpar—how about that dangling Jockey-briefs clause quoted above—and the insights being limited). I guess it's nice that BB got whatever his better-than-others per-word rate is for a 6K-word-plus piece but ugh the whole "dunk the witch" aspect of pieces like this, and the Wurtzel one, and so many pieces on so many other sites, is just gross.
― maura, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
btw this soul baring cry for help didnt even warrant a cover line for the print mag
― max, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
(also this thread made me realize that i love style exists, good job everyone)
― maura, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:41 (thirteen years ago)
i dunno -- i can't exactly fault gq for publishing a pulitzer prize-winner's total public breakdown. that is pretty interesting!
it depends on how it's framed, but with stephen marche defending its bravery, yeah. i guess i'm discovering new depths of my own naivety in that some ppl think this is ~deep~
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:53 (thirteen years ago)
it's quite the harrowing tale, I'd say it's broad but not deep
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
that's what he said, and she said while brandishing a whip, and she said in Mandarin
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
It's probably easier to tell yourself "I am a tastemaker with a dangerous sense of style" than "I am a dude who wants to fuck pants"
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Should probably go in ILX posts that haunt me, but the phrase "I am a dude who wants to fuck pants" has bubbled up into my conscious thought far more than is seemly.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
Note: I am not a dude and I do not want to fuck pants. Let's just be clear about that.
this is a safe space
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
u are among friends carl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
thread now needs a picture of the self edge dude and his all-denim wedding tuxedo
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
there are not enough photos of buzz on the internet. i sincerely hope some noble hacker is furiously attempting to get in to his email/phone as i type this.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)
request selfies
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
you think gwb is an accomplished artist? boy do i have some jpegs for u
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
My only regret is that Buzz wrote this before being introduced to ponyplay
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
he brags about his ponyhair jacket, tho
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)
Everyone at work who I have mentioned this article to has said to me "how do we get his number?!?"
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:04 (thirteen years ago)
james fallows:
Speaking of "What Exactly Is the Deal?", I have gone back and forth about Buzz Bissinger's extended "shopaholic" confession in GQ. This is either one of the most subtly skillful and elaborate April Fool's Day hoaxes anyone has ever pulled off ... or one of the most unintentionally embarrassing, you-have-to-turn-away-because-it's-cruel-to-keep-watching acts of unaware self-humiliation anyone has ever committed. Because I so greatly admire Bissinger's A Prayer for the City -- yes, even more than Friday Night Lights -- I am really hoping it's the former. And, 51-49, betting that way too.
Photo of Bissinger, after a (spoofed? this can't really be true?? can it???) leather-pants buying spree, from GQ.
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 March 2013 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
his earlier pics and bipolar status make it unlikely to be hoax
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)
is buzz okay?
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
thought about buzz the other day. hope his recovery is going well. i also hope he writes something about it.
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:19 (thirteen years ago)
i think lewis black needs to star in a funnyordie video as buzz doing selections of the GQ piece as a monolouge
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
ooh, good call
― mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
my god, this happened this year
I can't believe I had forgotten
― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 9 December 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)
buzzs rocker look never forget
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)
wish he had capitalized on his meltdown a little longer a la charlie sheen but i am glad dude is getting help (i think)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 9 December 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)
personal shopper
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
oh lol is this where "done" came from?
― ☞ (brimstead), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)
this dude's name pops into my head every 5-6 weeks and then I giggle like a fiend
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/DcR4hkZ.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)
heeeeee
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 August 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
in general i do my best to espouse the attitude that ppl can and should do what they want provided it's not directly harmful to others but i just reread that article and i simply cannot agree w/anyone owning 41 pairs of leather pants.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 August 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)
five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear. five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear.
― lol on hoosly (crüt), Friday, 8 August 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)
just reflecting back and loling at how he never really got into shirts and just wears whatever tee w his $10k leathers
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 August 2014 07:06 (eleven years ago)