PIZZA!: 500 examples of the hackiest signifier of post-Y2K punk cool, childhood lolstalgia, and "so random" larfs

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1. Personal and the Pizzas
2. The Pizza Underground
3. Pizza Time
http://pitchfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/content/a1551370505_10.jpg?wmode=transparent

Another great spree fucking. Shoot. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:14 (five years ago) link

#DroneDeliversPizza

macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:21 (five years ago) link

http://www.videopizza.biz/

nurse with attitude (get bent), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:22 (five years ago) link

I refuse to subject "gimme pizza" slowed down to this treatment

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:32 (five years ago) link

yeah, gimme pizza shutdown is ok

Another great spree fucking. Shoot. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:33 (five years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OuC7AtJmM8o/TTC66N5raNI/AAAAAAAAC6w/83OJT_EQqss/s320/Personal%2B%2526%2BThe%2BPizzas%2BRaw%2BPie.jpg

Was not aware of this. This shit is about on the level of 2 Live Jews in humor and edginess.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:36 (five years ago) link

http://perfecthairforever.bandcamp.com/track/ok-cool

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:44 (five years ago) link

inspired classic noize board thread title:

Oct 16, 2007 - Matt and Kim – who call their concerts 'an onstage pizza party' – earned their start ...

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:46 (five years ago) link

did see a kid wearing a pizza slice patterned hat the other day.

circa1916, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:50 (five years ago) link

i'm okay with all these things. even macauly culkin.

macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:53 (five years ago) link

me too

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:57 (five years ago) link

who fuckin hates pizza?

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:57 (five years ago) link

or pizza related things

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:57 (five years ago) link

like bands who sing about pizza

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:57 (five years ago) link

aren't there enough other things in the world to bitch about? go write a listicle for Buzzfeed on how much your feelings hurt regarding pizza

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:58 (five years ago) link

Also Whiney your display name is in poor taste

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:58 (five years ago) link

by participating in this thread you are enlargening pizza culture

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:04 (five years ago) link

I hear the beatles hated pizza

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:12 (five years ago) link

1000 examples of obsessively analyzing annoying trends stuff-white-people-like-style on ilx

Evan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:46 (five years ago) link

I'm kinda with you tbh but we should be honest with ourselves and call this Thread Of Grumpy Old Men Who Can't Bear For Other People To Be Young

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:50 (five years ago) link

stuffed white pizza like

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:54 (five years ago) link

I kind of want this guitar.
http://andrewwk.com/cms/andrewwk/news/5bdec47d8b5d5d39b901b2bb15d2782b.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 19:56 (five years ago) link

Pizza doesn't really seem like a signifier of "post-Y2K punk cool, childhood lolstalgia, and "so random" larfs." It is a signifier of something, and there is nostalgia involved but I don't think it's supposed to be funny or punk. Maybe "American junk culture at its most awesome"? Like nostalgia for when America was powerful enough that even its cheapest bastardization of European culture could somehow improve on it.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:01 (five years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbc40HtzW1qai5m3.jpg

brio, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:01 (five years ago) link

whiney i would like to register my dissatisfaction that this thread is not a DR WHINEY PHD CULTURAL STUDY

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:04 (five years ago) link

http://pizzarules.com/uploads/2011/01/Fat_Boys-pizza-500x571.jpg

brio, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:05 (five years ago) link

http://pizzarules.com/uploads/2011/01/Fat_Boys-pizza-500x571.jpg

brio, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:05 (five years ago) link

Pizza doesn't really seem like a signifier of "post-Y2K punk cool, childhood lolstalgia, and "so random" larfs." It is a signifier of something, and there is nostalgia involved but I don't think it's supposed to be funny or punk.

http://static.tumblr.com/6ksvijd/NEFljkd6v/tmnt-pizza.jpg

macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:07 (five years ago) link

http://991.com/NewGallery/Fat-Boys-Jail-House-Rap-285189.jpg

brio, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:08 (five years ago) link

Pizza is funny and punk so people use it to be funny and punk. This is kind of like yelling at clowns for using cream pies.

brio, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:09 (five years ago) link

how old is whiney? i enjoy him and his steez in general but trying to gauge how bad his 'putting the youngs in their place' thing is gonna get in the next few years.

alpine static, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:11 (five years ago) link

guys take it from waterface, inc. he was trolling, so let's make this thread turn a positive into a negative and use it to celebrate pizza in all forms and sizes

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:13 (five years ago) link

"childhood lolstalgia" definitely correlates with "american junk culture at its most awesome"

whiney is Gen Y iirc

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:13 (five years ago) link

please let's not turn this into the 500th ilx thread of pictures of pizza and what ilx wants to eat

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:15 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NoInUs3.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:16 (five years ago) link

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sarahell, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:17 (five years ago) link

whiney is Gen Y iirc

Always figured he was on the cusp.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:19 (five years ago) link

Be Your Own Pet started the fire. “Eating pizza is really great / So is destroying everything you hate.”

http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/05/xl_releases_be_your_own_pets_offensive_m

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:24 (five years ago) link

cusp is like 1975 - 1977 - pretty sure whiney g is younger than that

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:25 (five years ago) link

Aerosmith's every word so totally otm upthread

intheblanks, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:27 (five years ago) link

^^^

alpine static, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:27 (five years ago) link

whats this thread about

dude (Lamp), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:28 (five years ago) link

the malleability of signifiers, the contestation of meaning, whiney

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:30 (five years ago) link

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljms7zzdmS1qj0e5wo1_500.gif

balls, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:30 (five years ago) link

what a horribly formed shirt

qualx, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:17 (two years ago) link

no joke that is literally the worst thing I've seen in my entire life and nothing will ever come close

qualx, Monday, 3 April 2017 23:18 (two years ago) link

we always used to say "cut my food into pieces / this is my plastic fork"
cut my life into pizza just doesn't make sense

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 3 April 2017 23:32 (two years ago) link

hey everyone I know where this shirt belongs

qualx, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:23 (two years ago) link

it belongs in Hell with the devil

qualx, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:24 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

DJI, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:42 (two years ago) link

don't get the referent for that shirt, not sure i wanna to be honest

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:55 (two years ago) link

should really be "cut my pie into pieces" tbh

maura, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:44 (two years ago) link

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:21 (eleven years ago)

SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:24 (two years ago) link

xxxpost think Papa Roach

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:33 (two years ago) link

or Papa Johns

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:37 (two years ago) link

oh, okay. lucky to have just missed papa roach in my age bracket

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:35 (two years ago) link

would that we were all so lucky

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:43 (two years ago) link

those were some painful days when I didn't have a cd player in my car and relied on radio on my 45 minute commute to and from college.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:52 (two years ago) link

then again if there are purple mushrooms on dude's pizza I can vibe why they thought this was a good idea

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:59 (two years ago) link

just resigned in shame from the firm and quit city council, now to start my pizza shirt business

qualx, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:34 (two years ago) link

TOP TEXT: Mona Pizza, Mona Pizza

[image of Mona Lisa but her head is a pizza]

BOTTOM TEXT: Men have baked you

qualx, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:34 (two years ago) link

TOP TEXT: Oh give me one pizza to stay here

[image of tracy chapman but she is a pizza]

BOTTOM TEXT: And I'll turnip back around (still working on this)

qualx, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:37 (two years ago) link

for all the ilxors from 5-10 years ago

I love how you can tell
All the pizzas, pizzas, pizzas of me

qualx, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:38 (two years ago) link

I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PZA

qualx, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:41 (two years ago) link

saw a woman coming out of the subway this morning wearing this hat

http://www.tactics.com/a/7mu1/o/coal-the-vice-beanie-black-pizza.jpg

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:20 (two years ago) link

xp lmao

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:22 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

jeff goldblum is the new bill murray

na (NA), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 19:51 (two years ago) link

for sure

marcos, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 19:52 (two years ago) link

but HE'S SO SEXY

na (NA), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 19:53 (two years ago) link

all the things you could decide to paint in a vibrant urban neighborhood and you choose "pizza smear" jfc

marcos, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:06 (two years ago) link

lol im fine w most public art but the least it can do is not look like litter you would find on the sidewalk next to it

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:46 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://cowabungapizzatime.bandcamp.com/releases

maura, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:08 (one year ago) link

♬ my jam tonight ♬
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpet67TTVag

davey, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 10:30 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Don’t know where to complain about this, but I’m kinda over young hip ppl calling everything fucking “goth”.

circa1916, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 17:57 (one year ago) link

pretty goth of you tbh

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:11 (one year ago) link

I dunno, most of today's pop culture seems to revolve around either windblown heaths or sacking Rome these days, seems pretty goth to me.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 18:35 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Model Kendall Jenner’s new “Pizza Boys” project, which includes a radio show, Instagram account and merchandise, is a ripoff that is creating headaches for a Los Angeles-based “street artist” who has been using a similar moniker since 2013, according to a new Manhattan federal lawsuit.

Robert Karageuzian, the founder of the LA-based art collective “Pizzaboyzzz,” says Jenner and DJ Daniel Chetrit infringed on his trademark when they launched their “Pizza Boys” online radio program in March, which comes with a similarly named Instagram account.

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/04/kendall-jenner-sued-over-pizza-boys-radio-show/

maura, Friday, 4 May 2018 20:58 (one year ago) link

Was hoping someone would post this to this thread, lol. (It’s been coming up in my newsfeed but only via subscription-only links.)

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:02 (one year ago) link

i aim to inform

maura, Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Cerebral Ballzy are known for their love of 1980s punk, along with a keen interest in drinking, girls, pizza and skateboarding.[1] The band has received praise for their debut single Insufficient Fare and their energetic live performances. According to the lead singer, Honor Titus, the name Cerebral Ballzy came from a friend who dropped a slice of pizza on a train track and picked it up. Honor said “That was ballsy” and his friend replied “Cerebral Ballsy!”, a play on the congenital disorder cerebral palsy.[9][10]

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Friday, 23 November 2018 03:44 (eleven months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1fcLEHH.jpg

With tracks like “Insufficient Fare” and “Drug Myself Dumb,” not to mention Titus’ penchant for vomiting onstage (or playing sets naked), their act was neither serious nor smart, a lowbrow code they wholly embrace. “When we started this band, we weren’t concerned with the tunes we were writing,” Titus says. “It was the opposite of strategic—it literally just happened. We purposely avoided political messages. I wanted it to be about pizza and puke, and it’s done wonders.”

In an age of Occupy movements, prolonged recessions, and an enduringly frustrating political landscape, Ballzy found genuine success in the relatable simplicity of youth. Who hasn’t gotten drunk and vomited? Who doesn’t love pizza?

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Friday, 23 November 2018 03:50 (eleven months ago) link

Who hasn’t gotten drunk and vomited? I like pizza. Do you like pizza, Senator?

my guitar friend wants his money (morrisp), Friday, 23 November 2018 03:57 (eleven months ago) link

I wrote about them a few times I think in the Sound of the City era of the Village Voice and I don’t think I knew that his dad was Dres from Black Sheep!

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 23 November 2018 04:05 (eleven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://nonworldwide.bandcamp.com/track/dj-darien-pizza

errang (rushomancy), Saturday, 22 December 2018 14:51 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://fettkakao.bandcamp.com/track/pizza-bleibt

errang (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 02:51 (ten months ago) link

https://vimeo.com/1456426

errang (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 03:14 (ten months ago) link

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/AVatfjH.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 June 2019 04:45 (four months ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfGvVjEN1u8

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Thursday, 7 November 2019 05:15 (one week ago) link


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