GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

Does this go here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH_G4YnSIQI

Read about that on the news this morning, I was hoping to avoid it but curiosity got the better of me. Ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRNC0uGsIE0

loooooooooool

man that's rough

hahaha

"i met a girl at Coachella"

god almighty what hath Lil' B wrought?

she's gonna try to kiss you jaden!

surely Frank Ocean deserves some blame for this too

lmao @ 2:29 when jaden pops up and peers over

obv this is just his ▼Arbre Mort▼ aka Willow Smith phase

is lex gonna lose it at this?

can just imagine will being like "i blew up the white house so you could make THIS"

https://soundcloud.com/azzi/jaden-jetskis-prod-by-azzi

in keeping with the theme of jaden lolz

https://soundcloud.com/candicernb/lesbian

This is so clumsy and bad it's almost likeable in a weird way. Written by Ne-Yo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tF_t_kb2fc

I would say "poor kid" but I suppose he signed up for this willingly?

I hope he didn't sign up for that outfit.

this is probably cheating but wow
http://music.metafilter.com/7549/Choke-a-Moff-Taylor-Swift-parody

omg the dancing/mugging in the Trevor Moran video... I just can't

As ridiculous as the video for that is, the song isn't particularly bad?

someone should introduce the guys who made that star wars parody to the concept of quieting the imps in their brainz, though.

Xp "Echo"? Yeah tbh I would start kinda digging it whenever I looked away from the screen

Looks like a young Alan Cumming

what in the blue fuck is this video

song aint terrible for what it is, i s'poze...sidebar: is this better or worse than all about that bass tho? is anything worse than all about that bass?

What's your favorite book?
Ah. I don't read books. I read On the Road in high school, and that was awesome, so I guess that's my favorite book. To Kill a Mockingbird, even though I didn't read it, that's the greatest story. SparkNotes came in when I was in high school, and that was the greatest invention. Reading is too soothing for me: No matter what time of day, if I'm reading a book, I'm going to fall asleep. I wish I read books because they help with talking. I want to say something in a cool way, and I can't think that fast, especially in interviews. And if I get nervous, I stutter. If I read this and it sounds stupid, I'm going to be pissed (laughs).

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/how-meghan-trainor-became-2014s-most-unlikely-pop-star-20141027#ixzz3IP8Y2NJe

http://rimblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bbm_emoticon_cantwatch.png

I can't wait for her WSJ op-ed.

Tell me about a mistake you made.
Growing up, I didn't get the talk of "Make sure boys take you on a date and treat you right." So I was the girl who wasn't dating and would just text. I dated these guys who didn't have jobs and I would always be paying. At one point, I remember looking in the mirror and thinking, "You're too pretty and cool to be treated like this." That was when I changed: "You wanna talk to me? Okay, I need food and a movie." So when I started writing an album for the world to hear, that was one of the main concepts I wanted to get down.

Reading is too soothing for me: No matter what time of day, if I'm reading a book, I'm going to fall asleep. I wish I read books because they help with talking. I want to say something in a cool way, and I can't think that fast, especially in interviews. And if I get nervous, I stutter.

meghan trainor otm

Yeah, I mean she's not wrong.

Books do not "help with talking"

I think they do a little. They definitely help with writing.

holy fucking shit she can't be serious

like, of course some pop stars aren't that smart/don't read/whatever, that's not a huge deal to me, but like, she's really just being honest about being completely basic and poorly read. i mean do we applaud that she's this forthcoming about her basicness/caucacity/intellectual stuntedness?

that or it's some sort of act in and of itself

why am i overthinking this ugh

great inventions: sparknotes

what's "caucasity"?

caucasian audacity

Bad, with a pretty disgusting sentiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC52toizz8U

is anything worse than all about that bass?

her follow-up single is worse

Bad, with a pretty disgusting sentiment.

"ft. Redfoo?"

i will cop to having no problem with all about that bass as a novelty track
everything else trainor done that i've heard has been cloying and terrible

"Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins Is Re-Recording 'The Boy Is Mine' With Jessie J And Ariana Grande"

just putting that here for later

I hesitate because I like this band and like everybody involved, and it's an old song so it's juvenilia made by an already super-young band, but this song plunges to such incredible depths that it has my respect more than my hatred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3jHQcL9yc

"Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins Is Re-Recording 'The Boy Is Mine' With Jessie J And Ariana Grande"

― maura, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:32 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just putting that here for later

― maura, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:32 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao oh dear

yeah sam smith is gonna do "it's not right but it's not okay" on that album as well which might be an even worse crime

^^^^^barfing at the thought of that

least there's that tight chvrches cover of that song tho

http://i.imgur.com/Eh9ZMFX.png

Oh, these guys.