What is the SEXIEST music?

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can one genre just be generally sexier than another? does each one offer something just as 'sexy' as the next one? what if its the MUSIC thats sexy but the lyrics and topics do not quite relate to that? is Miami Bass or Jamaican Dancehall music just fundamentally sexier than any indie, punk or techno because its all so blatantly about that or would you rather believe any music can be sexy and its all down to individual taste and perspective...what turns you on? eh? eh? (tries hard not to nudge and wink)

if so, what tracks do you think epitomise sexiness the best? i can imagine one person's definition being the complete opposite to someone else's when citing examples

also, whats totally NOT sexy but still perceived in some quarters as being just that e.g. Kenny G!

blueski, Saturday, 12 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Making out to shoegaze = classic....

JM, Saturday, 12 October 2002 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

whiny indie = not sexy
french pop = sexy

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 12 October 2002 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well obviously the sexiest music is Detroit Bootybass.

Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 12 October 2002 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

May I be the first to suggest that traditional notions of "sexiness" in music are related to... rhythm?

Also, I don't understand why records by, say, Barry White are considered so sexy. Maybe, to me, cliche = unsexy

A.V. Alexandre (Keiko), Saturday, 12 October 2002 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Microhouse can be very sexy - Luomo's "Synkro" is one of the silkiest, sexiest tracks I have. I don't think over-the-top R&B pleading is very sexy - sexiness involves something a little more subdued, a little bit mysterious.

Clarke B., Saturday, 12 October 2002 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

It depends on your high. If i'm ebbing my nose cartilage and sucking on my buck teeth, well, the simplistic repetative boom bang boom bang beat of electro puts that convex arch in my spine. On the otherhand if you've had too many shots of jagermister and your tripping over your own feet to hump in a bathroom stall you can be sure (i whole heartedly agree) that detroit booty was the inspiration.
Then there's the day after when kid loco's "a grand love story" is more than appropriate.
not sexy-pop radio shit makes me want to kill people.


Buki, Saturday, 12 October 2002 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prince.

What's That Smell?, Saturday, 12 October 2002 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prince. Gett Off is like being stuck in a room with a thousand TVs each showing hot sex and not knowing which one to watch. Insanity. Mirah's stuff is pretty sexy too, but I might have a hard time backing that up.

Claire (Claire Miccio), Sunday, 13 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

whatever was playing when John Entwistle OD'ed with that stripper in Vegas.

mt, Sunday, 13 October 2002 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

loveage - "music to make love to your old lady by"

dyson (dyson), Sunday, 13 October 2002 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Certainly soul, funk, house are far sexier than indie, punk, metal. Pinning down why in some general, universal way is probably not possible. I note that the first three were created by black people and the latter trio by whites (to generalise only a little). I don't think there is any necessary reason why black music should be sexier than white, though.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 13 October 2002 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think there is any necessary reason why black music should be sexier than white, though.

It isn't. My Bloody Valentine's music is damn sexy, as is a lot of similarly dreamy stuff. Classical music, especially early 20th-Century European stuff, can be similarly so. Ditto a lot of New York stuff - Velvets, Lou Reed, Iggy, Suicide and so forth seems sexy to me, but possible only in a 'smacking up then having raunchy sex' scene in an EDGY sub-Hollywood film.

Likewise there is nothing particularly sexy about the vast majority of hip-hop. And to be honest, I find much of Prince's music sexy only in the way that skintight leather or latex is sexy - ie in the most obvious possible way.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Obviously Beck pretending to be Prince = least sexy thing EVER.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay, so Prince is obvious. Maybe. But think about Gett Off. It's all about wanting to fuck a seriously rotund woman and yet that somehow adds to the hotness of it. I'm thinking his obviousness is half the charm. Who wants sex veiled as something else?

Claire (Claire Miccio), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree Matt: I wasn't trying to say that all black music is sexier than all white music, I was commenting on the fact that the first three genres I thought of to illustrate sexy and unsexy broke down that way.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Apparently, whatever it is, it must have saxophones.
Have you ever noticed this in a movie: The moment a saxaphone starts playing in the soundtrack, the hot babe starts stripping?

Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, 14 October 2002 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

new orleans funk, especially from before 1980. makes my loins quiver, it does. 'gett off' has to be one of the most sexless songs ever, i think. it's way too slick and anodyne to be sexy.

angelo (angelo), Monday, 14 October 2002 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Saxomophones? NO NO NO NO NO! Unnatural and wrong. People who think saxophones sound sexy are inevitably the sort of people who stick Careless Whisper on the stereo before settling down for a bit of hot loving.

If I had my way I would expunge every saxophone solo from every record ever made.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 October 2002 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Music isn't 'sexy' by and large. Some of it is kind of lecherous or exhibitionistic. But I think this is an unusual reaction - I know people who get turned on by some music, I (despite loving music) just don't.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

nor do i.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'd say the opposite totally, perhaps it cant match film in stirring up desire (tho they're synonomous in the process really) but surely it does to an extent on its own? isnt the intent with any dance tracks (from hip hop to electroclash to reggae) using deep booming/bouncy basslines and pounding beats to symbolise or incite sexual feelings of some kind? or something like 'Rhapsody In Blue' which has become as cliched as 'Je Taime Moi Non Plus' in its association with eroticism. thats before we even get onto lyrics - i'm sure its not just SOME that get turned on by lyrics from the likes of Foxxy Brown or, yes, Peaches...or even if you dont find it sexy then you at least recognise that THAT was the intention...if not then how what does it make you feel? nothing at all? its at least the expected thus cliched reaction but not actually unusual as such?

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 11:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i just take it as a given that if you can be turned on visually then you can be turned on aurally (tho perhaps to a lesser extent)...so with that logic i'm now wondering what would turn you on if not any kind of music at all?

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Robert Palmer

Andy K (Andy K), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

robert palmer joins kenny g in the 'so not sexy' brig

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Roxette

Andy K (Andy K), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can be turned on by pictures and words and totally by communication but not by music even when I realise that's what it's about. It's an incredible buzz but it's either a private non-sharing buzz or a big mass-sharing buzz not the one-on-one buzz sex is. In other words - visual stuff is usually sexy to anyone because it cant specify an audience (ass is ass). Sounds are sexy because of who is making them and to whom.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sexy should only be used to describe things which are to do with sex.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 October 2002 11:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

i know a song can be about sex but not actually be sexy tho thats just down to taste...can the opposite not be true...tho i guess if it makes you feel sexy, aroused or whatever that doesnt necessarily make it sexy in itself

i just think if i had to describe tracks like Mirwais 'Disco Science' or 'Machine Says Yes' i would probably use the word sexy and it would make perfect sense to me

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

lou reed: metal machine music

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dancing can be sexy (to do, I am not saying my dancing is sexy to watch because it plainly isnt) - but the music being danced to isnt sexy.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

so how do you describe heavy rhythmic music designed to make people dance sexily?

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 12:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"danceable". If I was playing that music in my living room it probably wouldnt make me dance sexily, so the sexiness comes from the dancing not the music. There are loads of things you do rhythmically - including sex and dancing but also including knitting.

"Machine Said Yes" - this is pretty but I absolutely can't see how it could be sexy.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe i do abuse the term 'sexy' a little as i did the term 'abstract'

or maybe its just the general tweakage and effects of the sounds on the FC Kahuna track, the TB-303-clone sounds like its either being put through a meat-grinder or just 'fucked' in some way...there's lots of 'high-energy' sounds, messing around with frequencies and sonic events that just seems to have some kind of sexual connotation...tho its not like i jack off to it or something. i think the same of Air's 'La Femme D'Argent' - different music, cant dance to it, not much bass but just has some erotic element - perhaps it just comes from me hearing it and matching it with erotic imagery of some kind...but what is it that makes me do that if not something in the sounds and arrangements of them?

blueski, Monday, 14 October 2002 12:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Luomo's "Synkro" is one of the silkiest, sexiest tracks I have.

Is that the 3rd track on Vocal City? If so, I agree -- although it's sexy kind of in the same way as a Helmut Newton photograph. It's like an idealized image of sex w/ out the messy body fluids. No real sexual encounter could ever be so perfect.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

'smacking up then having raunchy sex'

then, Matt, then?

uh, anyway Kelis' Wanderland is immensely sexy.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 14 October 2002 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isaac Hayes Live at the Sahara Tahoe is the sexiest record of all time.

Dave Beckhouse (Dave Beckhouse), Monday, 14 October 2002 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sterling - don't worry, I was being drunkenly flippant - I don't expect said comment to stand up to close scrutiny in the slightest.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 October 2002 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha I was being flippant too. I meant why "then" and not "while"?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 14 October 2002 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

for anyone who responded that music doesn't turn them on: i can't imagine my sex life (twisted and unusual though it is) nearly as enjoyable or fulfilling if music wasn't a part of it. am i unfortunate enough to be part of a generation who needs cheap poorly produced porn to get off? and pictures?... what about imagination? isn't the success of music dictated by the way it makes you feel, the images it puts in your head, the emotions it shows you that you can't quite put into words because they're from a past life when you used a different means of communication? (i'm overspiritualizing to make a point). well i wouldn't want to chance on finding myself on the pillow with one of you people. you'd probably do something awful like bite my yum yum.

rebecca, Monday, 14 October 2002 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cheesy prog fusion. I mean, its the soundtrack to all those porn movies, so it must work for someone.

sorry - Bite your what?

Marinaorgan (Marina Organ), Monday, 14 October 2002 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Indeed, Mark, "Synkro" is track three from _Vocalcity_. That's a very interesting take on it; it's almost like what sex seems like when you're fantasizing about it rather than actually having it, the way you sometimes fantasize out (or just plain fail to imagine, is probably more like it) the gritty details and such.

I love the non-rigid syncopation on this track (and on the whole album, really) - the 8th-note programming is slightly swung, slightly slinky, rather than straight-8th boom-tss, and I think that might add to its sexiness. In fact, a lot of microhouse uses this swung pattern; it feels more relaxed, more liveable, it sways rather than pumps.

Clarke B. (emily), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Any genre can be sexy, except crap ones like pop and rap, obviously.

I found this really sexy band the other day, Jucifer. Guy plays drums, girl plays guitar through many amps, sound like My Bloody Valentine meets The Melvins, but with sexy female vocals.

Callum (Callum), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight years pass...

Right now, and for a long time already, Francoise Hardy's 'La Question' and especially Luomo's 'The Present Lover'.... fuck...

What's yours? I'm specifically not talking "music to make love to"-music, but music that makes you feel all hot and bothered and aroused and.... fuck...

?

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

I think bass heavy music is sexy, if used right. So Vocalcity and Baduizm come to mind. There's something enveloping with that type of music, and subtle without any treble in your face.

'What Good' off TPL is kind of sexy in an unsexy way, given the embarrassing lyrics, but the album seems too produced/processed to be sexy for me.

The Sunspots In Your Eyes Are Actually Cataracts, Mr. Rudich (AWALL), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

Came here to say Synkro... of course I'm not the first.

elan, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Came here to say Synkro... of course I'm not the first.

elan, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, "Synkro" still springing to people's minds 11 years later! I love that...

Clarke B., Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

It's just that good!

elan, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

Is Star Me Kitten by R.E.M. a lame answer to this question? Anyway, Star Me Kitten by R.E.M.

nine years pass...

i need help.

i remember a song that i thought came from an erotic movie. specifically i thought it came from the emmanuelle series. but i've checked emmanuelle's soundtracks and i'm pretty sure i've misremembered.

the song has a synth that imitates a harpsichord or guitar, but with that abstract sound of 1970s synths. it's a trilling synth. the melody is methodical and languorous. it's a high-pitched synth.

it might not be from a movie!

any suggestions for erotic synth music probably from the 1970s?

bamcquern, Thursday, 1 December 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

Cocteau Twins are a pretty good soundtrack for getting busy.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

very easy answer for me, HTRK in general, Psychic 9-5 Club in particular.

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

any suggestions for erotic synth music probably from the 1970s?

― bamcquern, Thursday, December 1, 2022 11:48 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Klaus Schulze's Body Love? is there anything else that qualifies??

frogbs, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

There's a fair amount of library music that fits the bill, though I'm blanking on specific tracks/composers atm.

This comes to mind along those lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1gNFbBH2lM

Also dub techno in general. And Air.

J. Sam, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link


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