Morrissey really seriously ill?

fuck morrissey solo

My takeaway as well.

"Mr Tseng, via his poisonous website, has caused so much intentional distress to Morrissey and Morrissey's band over the years that Mr Tseng is not welcome at any Morrissey shows."

I misread this as "intestinal distress," and figured that's why he cancelled his tour.

Wow, has he ever used as much reverb on his vocal as he does on the new album? It's like he's singing from the YWCA locker room.

he liked it there so he stayed

Man, I don't know anything at all about the guy that runs the site (or the site itself really) but, damn, I feel really bad for dude (unless there is more to this story and he shouldn't be worthy of my pity). To discover that not only did the artists that you've dedicated so much time and energy to hate you, he actually might have wanted to have you killed.

annoying fans can be pretty goddamn annoying

I imagine that among at least some Moz fans, annoying him enough that he calls you out by name is a badge of honour.

a tacky badge of honour

the dumb thing was is the site was so pro-morrissey and so enthusiastic about every dumb b-side he ever dropped! i used to go there around the release of you are the quarry

I just assume the guy ate a hamburger in Moz's presence or something

Is he actually really sick? Can someone just say y/n? I do not have time to read thread but feel like I need to know. Thx.

it also featured some psychopathic moz haters that continually posted anonymously, though that has died down now. they also got really heavy at one point trying to control what people wrote, but still allowed the psychos to post. now people are free to post as they please, so when moz says david tseng controls what is published it no longer holds true.

https://web.archive.org/web/19970415054403/http://www.morrissey-solo.com/

ctrl-f "health"

it also featured some psychopathic moz haters that continually posted anonymously, though that has died down now.

actually thought this was responding to ENBB's qu about this thread

Sometimes I think he prevaricates publicly about his health because his whole life's mission is to be mourned like Valentino or something and he desires to test his fans love whilst still breathing. He is such a contemptible, vain, racist, ugly, uninspired fucking 3rd rate faux Irish cunt - the sooner he actually dies the better imo.

hopefully he'll have you killed for your cheek

lol @ faux Irish

do you think he's actually from Swindon or something

Can someone help me figure out how xelab really feels about Morrissey? He's being so cryptic about it, it's maddening.

He is as Irish as I am, but you you won't get this being an American, the land where even the most tenuous connection makes you Irish.

Loves music, hates racism, has morrissey in the dead pool

Xp

you you won't get this being an American, the land where even the most tenuous connection makes you Irish

let's all keep our petty regionalisms to ourselves shall we

Massively ironic coming from a Morrissey apologist!

I consider myself more of a Morrissey trainspotter

Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post

"I hope Morrissey changes the lyrics a little:

Kiss me a lot, kiss me a lot
and come all over my face

For all the homosexual gay Morrissey fans.

That would make a great single! With Rainbow art work!"

The lyrics on the original demo were

"Jizz me a lot, Jizz me alot,
Jizz me all over my face"

Has it leaked? (pun intended)

"3rd rate faux Irish cunt" - agree, not as impressive as first rate faux Irish cunts like Shane McGowan or John Lydon

Anyone who uses the term "prevaricates" on an internet message board is either actually a huge Morrissey fan or Morrissey himself.

What's up Moz?

David Tseng is a sweet, nice, smart guy, from what I know of him--
if a bit of a masochist for sticking with the site. Morrissey just hates there
Is a website about him that he doesn't control, I think.

I've met him. Thoroughly low-key, pleasant dude.

whew! i wasn't sure if he deserved to be killed or not

^^^^ you are the quarrry

is the part in morrissey's statement where he's all "i wouldn't even bother with him" supposed to imply he's some ruff gangster who routinely has people 'taken care of'?

Just write a song about it and stop making a pathetic fool of yourself, dude.

Death of a Moz blogger

http://pitchfork.com/news/56996-morrissey-says-hes-received-cancer-treatments/

:(

:,(

:(

I know nobody believes they are really his "last UK shows" but surprised there has been no comment (unless I have missed this).

My work colleague claims he made no reference to Cameron at last night's show.

I thought the extract was a parody:

http://thequietus.com/articles/18847-morrissey-s-debut-novel-tanks

On a par with his lyrics.

"Last UK shows" my arsenal. He's basically going on a talent strike, saying that well, if no one will sign me, why should I perform, since the only point of performing is to sell new stuff?

sounds as if the talent strike was already in place when he started work on the novel

URL above led me to believe Morrissey had named his debut novel, "Tanks".

Irish Heart, English Blood and all that... or whatever the fuck way round it is.

“In the church of secret service known as the abattoir this is exactly what humans excitedly do to beautiful bodies of animals who were also crafted in care by some divine creationist, yet at the human hand the animals are whacked and hacked into chopped meat whilst gazing up at their protector with disbelief and pleading for a mercy not familiar to the human spirit, ground and round into hash or stew for the Big Mac pleasure of fat-podge children whose candidature for roly-poly vicious porkiness makes their plungingly plump parents laugh loudly, as little junior blubber-guts orders yet another Super-burger with tub-of-guts determination to stuff death into round bellies, and such kids come to resemble their parents as ten pounds of s--- in a five-pound bag.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/authors/morrissey-list-of-the-lost-best-lines/

So, he's still a vegetarian then.

(xp) Jeezus, I don't hold much store by the ould fella but I somehow expected better than that.

wow - roll over Marcel Proust

"whilst" bothers me so much