omg baker dick
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
ah this is hilare
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Two Dicks" by a mile
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Thursday, 10 January 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this
― lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all
― facile cliff (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song
still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
what even is this thing?
― the drawl of the mc's could be farts (NickB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
it's something WONDERFUL
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
this pole is hard
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARERMY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACEI CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRRORWANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
rofl
― goole, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
hero
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
*applause*
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash
― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)
sounds like a philip j dick story
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
*more applause*
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
my dick passed a law in '64to give my dick just a little moremy dick only goes so far(pretty far, actually)
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.
― Jeff W, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
"My dick's so my dicking special"
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
Dick SpiritFake Plastic DickHigh and Dry (Like my Dick)Black DickClimbing Up the DickHail to the Dick
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE
― future kendricks (longneck), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
omg More Than My Dick is beautiful
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me
this is completely OTM btw
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
interview with my dick
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/
― Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
How did I not see any of this until just now?
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
otm
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
I downloaded it for just that reason.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (eight months ago) link
really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
dog latin otm
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (eight months ago) link
Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (eight months ago) link
But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (eight months ago) link
even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (eight months ago) link
It comes down to thisYour dickYour dickAnd the dickIt gets under my dickWithinTake inThe extent of my dick
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (eight months ago) link
I put my hand upon my dickWhen I dick you dick we dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (eight months ago) link
_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (eight months ago) link
I'd like to teach my dick to sing
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (eight months ago) link
It's a beautiful dickSky falls, you feel my dickIt's a beautiful dickDon't let it get away
Touch meTake my dick to that other placeTeach my dickI know my dick's not a hopeless case
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (eight months ago) link
Which is better?Happy birthday my dickOrHappy my dick to youOr My Dick Birthday to youOrHappy Birth My Dick youOrMy dick My dick to youOr?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (seven months ago) link
happy dick day to you
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (seven months ago) link
It was all a dreamI used to read My Dick magazine
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link
Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-haYou never thought my dick would take it this far
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (seven months ago) link
Happy birthday my dick
Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (seven months ago) link
My dick My dick to you
Obvious winner here.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:00 (seven months ago) link
dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (seven months ago) link
Cecilia, you're breaking my dick
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:46 (seven months ago) link
Happy my dick day, table!
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:50 (seven months ago) link
I've got so much dickThe bees envy meI've got a sweeter dickThan my dick in the treesWell, I guess you'd sayWhat can make my dick this wayMy dick, my dick, my dickTalkin' 'bout my dickMy dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:50 (seven months ago) link