who's chaddy's little princess nowi find this story both hilarious and delightful
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?I now pronounce you man and wife
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2012/5/9/1336552772106/Expendables-2-trailer-2-008.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
HEY HEY YOU YOUI KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIENDGUESS WHAT GUESS WHATNOW HE'S MY FIANCEE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
It's a damn cold nightTrying to figure out this lifeWon't you take me by the handTake me somewhere newI don't know who you areBut I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol
okay I'm out of Avril songs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
why'd ya have go and sing so constipated
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
boom^2
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
on a roll
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
omg winner
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
he was a mani was a fancould it be any more obvious?
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
If only Avril was out of Avril songs.
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of feel like she is, even though she still makes songs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
now I want to make an Avril banh mi song
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Avril: The Story of Avril
― some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo
― Chris S, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
Man, this is a real step down for Avril - Sum 41 always seemed like at least competent fun pop-punk dudes, especially on "In Too Deep."
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
this story has totally made my weekso many lolsthanks chavril!
http://www.1023bob.com/files/CHAVRIL-OFFSPRING-final.jpg
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
Inevitable:
http://bit.ly/Riieb4
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
Truly, Avril, you are marrying a gentleman:
http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/chad-kroeger-one-cool-guy.html
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
in all the mishegoss of fall i totally forgot about this wonderful news
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
i know it was a given that just hadn't come to mind for me before, but the realisation that nickelback have groupies is deeply troubling.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god! :$
I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger
I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
the what?
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
xpost 2 ffm
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween
― markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?
― how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
this is what whibley looks like
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg
clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny
you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:
http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg
also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
I thought you were trolling us.
― how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
haha seriously
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://bit.ly/4B3khT
― markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
omg can't wait!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link