ask dextor ellis bextor, lead singer of the new hot band THE VALENTINES with their NEW HIT SINGLE 'SHE'S GOT NOISE' out in JULY/AUGUST on NORMAN RECORDS

I think it's a hit

it's standard music industry practice to call any new single a "hit" iirc

it looks facetious, crüt, and we wouldn't want to be facetious in this context

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do you not worry that the satirical content of this thread is SO sharp, it may actually materialise into something tangible and start roaming the streets, cutting down all in its path? i do.

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this isn't satire ftr

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dextor ellis bextor, do you play your own instruments? do you take lessons?

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dextor ellis bextor, what do you think of taylor swift?

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oh it say hit

Are you any relation to the lovely Sophie Ellis Bextor and do you have a similarly shaped head?

dextor. you're a new poster to this board and your entry was pretty clumsy. it's board tradition to start an "ask ____" for such occasions. there is no satirical content. we're going to ask you questions & you're going to answer, that's about it.

oh okay. i thought it was just folk being mean.
and no, i'm not related to sophie. my manager used to manage her though. but yeah, my head is a bit like a triangle. probably why he fancies me.

we're going to ask you questions & you're going to answer, that's about it.

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Dextor...is it safe?

Dear Dextor what are your 10 favourite albums of all time?
Are there any genres of music you dislike?

drdx, where do you stand on the Joy Sarney question?

are you the proprietor of the 'jegard' youtube channel?

How do you cope with being recognised and followed by screaming girls now you've had a hit?

wow, 138 views on youtube. we're talkin' smash hit here, it's goin' viral

oi lee. its a demo. the release version of the track ain't even been recorded. it's the first thing we're putting out. no-one knows us yet. wether anyone will or not, i don't know. i'm sure you've all got a hurtful answer to that already. i wouldn't expect anyone here to dig this sort of stuff. i posted it full well knowing that - i was (initially) amused by the hostile reaction i was always inevitability going to receive. the fun of trolling i guess. so i formed a band what does pop music like the groups i enjoy. what a terrible, terrible person i really am.

oi dexter, i think you're you're going to be bigger than pippa's arse and one of these days you'll be all over the newsy wewsies and your detractors can go choke on a blood sausage.

what do you think of dyson vacuum cleaners?

they suck.

(thanks. goodnight london!)

what are your favourite recipes for cooking with fish?

have you considered playing a dyson vacuum cleaner as a musical instrument? i think it would sound cool.

i've done that, and it does

(sorry, not dexter)

yes, but you are not a witty young british fella!

so true :(

could we send dextor back to whatever alternate internet universe he came from, along with tailpipe man, and can we have l0u1s jagg3r back?

don't fret dex, even your demo already sounds better than any band i've played in

What happens to LJUBLJANA?

I mean LJ of course but if you type those two letters into an iPhone in caps it autocorrects to LJUBLJANA and frankly I couldn't resist.

Here we go Ljubljagger..

dextor, could you write us a few paragraphs about how you lost your virginity, alliteration and internal rhyme would be a plus!

That's, officially, encouraging him.

Moves like Ljubljagger.

How do we restore ILX from two days ago cos I was enjoying it then? Stet?

guys, we have an FP button. just saying.

q:

There's a "Norman Records" being a record shop that sells records. Is this the same NormanRecords?

No. dayo made a mistake i believe its Normal Records.

norman records the shop had a label called jonathan whiskey but they shut it down

Normal Records? The german record label that releases Dream Syndicate and Townes Van Zandt records?

Speaking of Test Icicles, how come Dev Hynes is still having records released?

i vaguely remember hating a promo test icicles thing i got in the mail...

unless i'm thinking of kasabian...

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1985 births
Living people
British folk musicians
People from Houston, Texas

Mr. Bextor, can we have your autograph?

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so that's what happened to ilxor. it explains his disappearance

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Stop!!!
Lady Gaga
Concert!

dextor didnt answer my questions. Thats bad form

What happens to LJUBLJANA?

I mean LJ of course but if you type those two letters into an iPhone in caps it autocorrects to LJUBLJANA and frankly I couldn't resist.

Ljubljana formerly LAIBACH, hmmm?