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I squeeze nipples like pimples... to get the pus, GET IT?
—"Nazareth Savage"

"Spit Moses' lost commandments like a gross sandwich out my mouth"
—"N.I.G.G.E.R (The Slave And The Master)"

"I'm nasty like gas from a fat man"
—"The Carter IV Outro"

all shitley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:42 (five years ago) Permalink

iirc there was a rash of discussion/articles about how disgusting nas's sex rhymes are circa street's disciple -- this is the only one i could find easily but i think there were more: http://www.loosie.com/words/archives/2004/12/000479.php

some dude, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:55 (five years ago) Permalink

also i will never stop lolling at the phrase "kinky undertaker" in "The Makings Of The Perfect Bitch"

some dude, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:56 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah god he is gross...thanks for that link some dude, i thought i had hallucinated that face farting/psychic line...yuck

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 19:29 (five years ago) Permalink

oochy wally was pretty gross iirc

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:01 (five years ago) Permalink

nas def did not have the grossest verse though

Speculum (some dude), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

i forget which song it is but he has a line like "honey opened up her ass like a wide-mouthed bass" that was pretty o_O

the special technique of liveblogging (The Brainwasher), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:05 (five years ago) Permalink

how i feel about oochie wally: graphic sex raps are generally not my thing but it's even worse when delivered like a battle rap

you're right tho the second verse is way worse than nas' verse

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:15 (five years ago) Permalink

Nas's sex raps are so fucking bizarre, like i wonder if he likes manga or something...

sometimes i get a weird "it felt like a bag of sand" 40 yr old virgin vibe from his sex lines

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:16 (five years ago) Permalink

kanye's songs about women/sex are probably the only ones in mainstream rap that rival nas for pure stomach-turning discomfort that has little or nothing to do with garden variety misogyny or objectification

Speculum (some dude), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:25 (five years ago) Permalink

makes me ponder/fear kelis more than anything

r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:26 (five years ago) Permalink

in public

man up

lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:27 (five years ago) Permalink


The pussy or the mouth, that is the question
Like Shakespeare but my erection is the case here

:(

he gonna get enough for dialing up yo number
coward, hes only got a twat pushed outward

:((((

lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Punching on my moms stomach, kicking on her cervix

Developing eyes looking out my belly button window

am0n, Friday, 9 September 2011 03:04 (five years ago) Permalink

belly button window is a hendrix bite iirc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 September 2011 03:07 (five years ago) Permalink

gross

am0n, Friday, 9 September 2011 03:12 (five years ago) Permalink

so gross that he bit a dead guy

The Reverend, Friday, 9 September 2011 03:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Punching on my moms stomach, kicking on her cervix

Developing eyes looking out my belly button window

― am0n, Thursday, September 8, 2011 10:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u forgot about the goo

D-40, Friday, 9 September 2011 04:43 (five years ago) Permalink

on that new song with Common, at one point Nas goes "I had explicit experiences I shouldn't mention" and I just thought yes! keep it to yourself!

some dude, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:54 (five years ago) Permalink

This is a good thread title

D-40, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:01 (five years ago) Permalink

We got the swag sauce, she drippin' swagu

coming from kanye this is esp. gross

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:24 (five years ago) Permalink

?

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:27 (five years ago) Permalink

when kanye says a girl is drippin w/ sauce...

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:31 (five years ago) Permalink

...

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:32 (five years ago) Permalink

this is a nas thread

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:33 (five years ago) Permalink

sauce all over you

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:35 (five years ago) Permalink

is this like when lex read "look at you, lookin like a milkshake" to mean that terius had coated a girl in jizz

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:35 (five years ago) Permalink

if nas ghostwrote "milkshake" for kelis that's what it would've been about

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:38 (five years ago) Permalink

if it was any rapper other than Kanye I would have given them a doubt

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:38 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought the same thing about the line being "swag goo," dayo. like 3 months ago when ilm first exhausted discussion of that line in the appropriate thread.

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:39 (five years ago) Permalink

swagu/swag-goo, now I just have a mental picture of a girl covered in pasta sauce and jizz, and kanye is looking at me

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:39 (five years ago) Permalink

my god, a song got talked about outside its original thread

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:40 (five years ago) Permalink

you're def pulling a deej "lol we talked about this 6 months ago keep up!!" move there some dude

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:41 (five years ago) Permalink

guys, it's kanye west. it's just a horrible pun on "ragu". he's not talking about jizzing on beyonce.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:41 (five years ago) Permalink

(no offense meant to deej btw)

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:42 (five years ago) Permalink

dayo you kicked me out of your "last night part 2" thread for talking about other R&B songs with sequels

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:42 (five years ago) Permalink

this is def a rap nagl

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:44 (five years ago) Permalink

no, this is a nas thread

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:45 (five years ago) Permalink

― jag goo (k3vin k.), Sunday, June 19, 2011 11:10 AM Bookmark

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:45 (five years ago) Permalink

haha oh god barf

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:45 (five years ago) Permalink

always ahead of the game, what can i say

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:46 (five years ago) Permalink

is there a general purpose rappers being gross thread

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:47 (five years ago) Permalink

the swagu of gay, bare torsos

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:48 (five years ago) Permalink

i wonder if CREAM is actually about cash ruling everything around us

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:48 (five years ago) Permalink

sorry I derailed the thread, you can all continue to talk about assholes wider than a wide mouth bass

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:50 (five years ago) Permalink

new nas track just leaked called 'your mouth got you in it' lol

sorry for party blogging (D-40), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

some dude, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:54 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

"I seen the finest women that ever came out a beaver"
--Roses

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 November 2012 12:52 (four years ago) Permalink

haha iirc someone here -- maybe rev? -- pointed out that line on twitter when i was like 'wow so far Life Is Good is surprisingly not disgusting'

some dude, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:10 (four years ago) Permalink

this is def one of my fav ilx thread titles

fanute da croupier (D-40), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:31 (four years ago) Permalink

is there a general purpose rappers being gross thread

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, September 22, 2011 2:47 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did this happen? i want to start it if not

slam dunk, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:21 (four years ago) Permalink

also

Nas's sex raps are so fucking bizarre, like i wonder if he likes manga or something...

sometimes i get a weird "it felt like a bag of sand" 40 yr old virgin vibe from his sex lines

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

makes me lol every time

slam dunk, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:22 (four years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

Eiserea knew I was a player, brought Fatima, loud screamer
While I blew clouds of reefer, they sucked juice out my uretha

bando brothers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:09 (three years ago) Permalink

While he smoked weed women sucked his dick. Sucking juice out of his urethra refers to semen, and this is all happening while bumping some Marvin Gaye
This explanation hasn't yet been reviewed by the Rap Genius editors

bando brothers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:13 (three years ago) Permalink

wonder how many of these will be offered to family crowd (lol) at post-Mets-Phillies show at Citi Field in 3 weeks.

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:16 (three years ago) Permalink

It's just sad that things didn't work out between him and Kelis despite the remarkable, open-hearted honesty he shows about his past in "Remember The Times"

da croupier, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:17 (three years ago) Permalink

DO, hit positions she will find interest in
DON'T, hit the pussy if that shit's blistering

Nas, "Dr. Knockboots"

da croupier, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:19 (three years ago) Permalink

DON'T, eat the pussy the first night
Maker her bless you, we call that shit gesundheit

da croupier, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:20 (three years ago) Permalink

<i>DON'T, hog the line at the pussy buffet
DO, bring up shit da croup used to say</i>

bando brothers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:39 (three years ago) Permalink

The backwards song from Stillmatic turned my stomach cuz the image of jizz going back into Nas's dick was much worse than the reverae

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:43 (three years ago) Permalink

*reverse

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:43 (three years ago) Permalink

not Nas, but Ab-Soul on the Chance tape saying "lemme put my mouth where you potty, boo" is triggering this particular gag reflex in me

The Reverend, Sunday, 30 June 2013 00:57 (three years ago) Permalink

haha seriously though

some dude, Sunday, 30 June 2013 01:36 (three years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

Fart through Evisu jeans, lethal green
Oliver peoples shades when I creep through Queens

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2017 03:25 (five months ago) Permalink

Fart through Evisu jeans, lethal green

i wonder if it's like a fart cloud that follows him around

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 17:47 (five months ago) Permalink

you might even call him... nasty nas.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:14 (five months ago) Permalink

Gastradamus

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:29 (five months ago) Permalink

haha

Spottie, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 19:32 (five months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdmtQDSZS5I

niels, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 09:37 (one month ago) Permalink

I've no doubt that prof. New has good intentions and I'm sure she's brilliant, but I often feel a weirdly reductive poetics is applied in rap analysis, where the text is treated as an allegory to be decoded 1:1 through understanding of slang

it gives a pretty closed interpretation, it misses the complexity of rap lyrics, and perhaps there's something faux-naif about treating lines like "wisdom be leaking out my grapefruit" as if they were difficult to understand

it's something I believe was also very prevalent in early rock criticism where endless hours were wasted "deciphering" Dylan lyrics and the like

niels, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 09:45 (one month ago) Permalink

"...and that's one the ways your 'pen is extreme'... now, what does it mean to 'dominate break loops.' that--that's the beat, right? so, explain that. ... it occurs to me that to say you 'dominate break loops' is also a way of saying there's this underlying... formal... given...."

dylannn, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:14 (one month ago) Permalink

"'giving mics menstrual cycles'... are those cycles in any way metaphorically related to the loops?"

dylannn, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:15 (one month ago) Permalink

I'm playing Breath of the Wild and every time I see one, I think "she opened up her ass like a

http://orcz.com/images/thumb/2/2d/BreathoftheWildHyruleBassStats.jpg/400px-BreathoftheWildHyruleBassStats.jpg"

Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:23 (one month ago) Permalink


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