Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

Regressive thinking imo

someone who actively bears an animus for lou

this has quickly become my most anticipated album

pleas god let me win this http://www.facebook.com/BowersWilkins
i'll never ask for anything again, lord.

If you win I hope you take me with ya.

I entered too. Any of us wins, we have to present them with copies of the ILX version.

if an ilxor doesn't win, one of you NYC-ers should be outside the event, with a boombox blasting the ILX version, lloyd dobler-style.

if an ILXor wins you must also present lou reed and metallica with their own ILX Junior Dads membership badges

would wear

If you can't put a butterfly in a jar
If violence mars your final hour
If you make others feel like jam
Poured on a piece of charbroiled lamb

oh people hella posted that already, thought it was new

Bears repeating. Haven't had breakfast yet.

it's very lol that this is the first Metallica album I am considering buying

CHEAT ON ME

Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me

I have a passionate heart
It can tear us apart
I have the loves of many men
But I don’t love any of them

Why do I cheat on me

You have your feelings
I have mine
I spit upon you and change my mind
I have many hearts to break
And many, many, many more to take

Let the light of stars pour out
Like a candle in a spout
Let the wick recede and break
Let the starlight radiate
Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I desecrate me
Why do I piss my dreams
That’s because that’s what it is

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpf6t8NAKM1qz8vumo1_500.png

Let's try that again:

CHEAT ON ME

Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me

I have a passionate heart
It can tear us apart
I have the loves of many men
But I don’t love any of them

Why do I cheat on me

You have your feelings
I have mine
I spit upon you and change my mind
I have many hearts to break
And many, many, many more to take

Let the light of stars pour out
Like a candle in a spout
Let the wick recede and break
Let the starlight radiate
Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I desecrate me
Why do I piss my dreams
That’s because that’s what it is

I have the drive
I got the scope
If I, if I, if I, could I give you a rope

Your love means zero to me
I’m a passionateless wave upon the sea
Passionateless wave upon the sea
Why, why, why
Do you cheat on me
Why, why, why
Do I cheat on thee
Oh why, do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on myself
Well I got nobody else

I’m only young once
I want to taste it all and have fun
I have no real feelings in my soul
Where most have passion I got a hole
I really got nobody else

I want lovers like the rain
So many of them, so much the same
You say you love me, I know it’s true
But I, I, I don’t love you

Why do I cheat on me
Why do you cheat on me
Your love means zero to me
A passionateless wave
Your love means zero to me

Is passionateless a word?

Why do I piss my dreams

you're 80?

So cheat it.
Settle the score.
to cheat upon me
is to prepare for war.

Literal translation from the German?

No. Just altered 20-year-old Metallica lyrics that I can't get out of my head whenever someone mentions "CHEAT ON ME".

are you passionateless?

Did you mean to search for: passionless
No, I did not, Google!

You have your feelings
I have mine

Did you mean to search for: passionless
No, I did not, Google!

― tylerw, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:55 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesus christ this company is really on the ropes since google+ flopped

going to be down for the count when lou introduces his search engine Lougle

yeah engadget said the Lougle beta had native Louzoom integration, neat feature

not entirely sold on Facelou yet

wait til you guys get metallicapster, where you can download st. anger, and nothing else, for $20

i dunno, in a year teenagers are gonna be all like "Lou me on Facelou, bro."
except instead of "bro" they'll say "Lou"

as far as i'm concerned we could replace all the words in the english language with "Lou Reed" and "passionateless", and then the rest of our communication could be done by gesturing at various points on our lou reed t-shirts

Lou+

thanks for clarifying all this guys, I was wondering why lou was driving up and down my street with a video camera pointed out the window

Google Street Hassle

Satellite View of Love

yeah engadget said the Lougle beta had native Louzoom integration, neat feature

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

I love Lougle Beta! That "Metallica No. 5" is my jam.

Big LOL at the last nine or ten posts here.

Any song recorded in the last century plus to feature the word "thee" gets an A+

Especially if rhymed with "me".

Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I cheat on me

yes!!!!!!!!

XD

Meantime, a friend on FB discovered this quote via some assigned poli sci reading from this book:

"[Lou Reed's] greatest moment of advancement theory was in 1986, when he released the song 'The Original Wrapper.' Before either hip-hop music or the terrible disease were mainstream, the white, forty-four-year-old founder of punk rock rapped about AIDS."

that's amazing on a number of levels

cuz heroin and electric violas were mad mainstream in 1967

AIDS sold out and went mainstream in 1987 iirc

i blame keith haring

like a candle in a spout??

omg ned

That's paraphrasing Klosterman, right?: http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0704-JULY_AMERICA

Does seem to miss Klosterman's humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDzOPrVlr98

^ this is the most positive of the many youtube reviews so far