pitchfork: the movie [who will play ilx????]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2011/06/mark-duplass-jay-cyrus-jonah-hill-jeff-lives-at-home-jason-segel.html

Titled "Pitchfork," it's a dramatic thriller about the middle-aged mother of an indie rocker who, after her son is killed in a car accident, seeks vengeance on an online blogger who had peddled snark about her son (on the music site Pitchfork, hence one of the title's entendres). Things take a turn, though, when she finds out the snarker is just a teenager.

The film contains a juicy role for the mother (Susan Sarandon is one of the actresses who's being sought for the part) as well as the teen blogger, with Hill having discussed it with the filmmakers, said a person familiar with the pitch. It's not known if Mark Duplass, a performer whose most prominent acting appearance came in the indie buzz title "Humpday" in 2009, will take a supporting part in the film himself. Mark Duplass did not immediately reply to a message seeking comment.

R u going to see this movie?
Will this movie 'get greenlit'?
Do u think Pitchfork should let this movie 'use' it, or will it be a 'jump the shark' moment when the movie tanks and becomes 'dated' in _ days?
Will it be as meaningful as 'Almost Famous' [via Rolling Stone]?
Who is the #1 indie snark blogger?
Is this movie 'based on Carles'?
Will the mother of a deceased indie rocker hunt down Carles 1 day?

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ROFL AT THIS WHOLE THING

Soundtrack by Black Kids obv.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/bad%20idea%20jeans.jpg

ha i was gonna start a cast this movie thread

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/07/15/arts/0715jmpPITCHFORK1/0715jmpPITCHFORK1-popup.jpg

who is going to play "deej the keymaster"

who is the liason between both realms

will hopefully feature david PRR as an aspie kid who writes long, unpunctuated reviews of susan sarandon's brutal pitchfork impalements

and I think we can all agree Gary Busey must appear in this

and Rutger Hauer

everyone in the movie must die

Mark Duplass is a good filmmaker.

the teen blogger is obv shai labouf

shia

Oh man now I'm thinking about an even better biopic:

http://maurycio.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/album-if-i-ever-fall-in-love.jpg

"...I will be sure that the lady's just.....like you"

(roll credits)

wanna just get preemptively made that they aren't gonna use some high quality aerosmith jams in this flick

one day I will type mad and not put an e on the end of it and have to correct myself later, that day hasn't come yet

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Joe-Pesci-Goodfellas.8.jpg

A+

Excited about this film -- i'm being played by matthew mcconaughey btw

Terribly miscast imo

the lincoln board lawyer

lol

R u going to see this movie?
Will this movie 'get greenlit'?
Do u think Pitchfork should let this movie 'use' it, or will it be a 'jump the shark' moment when the movie tanks and becomes 'dated' in _ days?
Will it be as meaningful as 'Almost Famous' [via Rolling Stone]?
Who is the #1 indie snark blogger?
Is this movie 'based on Carles'?
Will the mother of a deceased indie rocker hunt down Carles 1 day?

― ☂ (max), Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

ku fuckin dos, sir. no idea if this is real yet.

cyrus was shit but i guess that will make this all the lolsier

(i guess it isn't rly ku fuckin dos if u didn't write it. i just wanted to write ku fuckin dos.)

Susan Sarandon as Mary the Indie Rock mom
Michael Cera as Thom the Indie Rocker
Zooey Deshcaniel as Regina the love interest
Joseph Gordon Levitt as Noah the fellow band member
Martin Starr as Dave the other band member
Jonah Hill as Geologist the drummer
Paul Giamatti as Ryan Schreiber
Kal Penn as nabisco the otm guy
James Ransone as D4vid Dr4ke
Kyle Gass as Matthew Perpertua
Rey Mysterio Jr. as 'Carles'
Lady Gaga as just someone who just happened to walk on set trying to get credibility with the indie world
Jon Hamm as a lawyer
Chloe Moretz as the collective voice of ilx

oh wait also forgot

Frida Pinto as Dominque Leone the hot chick in the office

ILX gets the Greek chorus role, obv.

justin timberlake as justin timberlake

The Broken Social Scene Fan Network

Please allow this to get made

I need some cheering up

Could happen...

Not feeling my casting...although ziggy would say that am I right

tbf i have no idea what you look like due to lack of wdyll participation

Aren't we fbook friends

Not that he'll get (or deserve) any screen time in this film, but I want John Malkovich in a fat suit to play me.

oh yeah i do know what you look like! my bad!

5.8

this is a joke, right? i'm only watching it if it's directed by werner herzog.

http://i.imgur.com/fdAwr.gif

c'mon, it'll be great. we will end it with some close-ups of albino mutant crocodiles, for pretty much no reason.

"this is geeta. before she was a music critic, she was in the circus."

nuke plant near the caves seemed goodnuff reason for albinos btw

Really disappointed the inevitable Pitchfork movie doesn't look like an update of Perfect

Though it's not too late for Shia to get on that

Just imagine your favorite bloggers doing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkfHzAMHFQY

And the question is, who covers this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4z6ezLMx2U

Theo P. Tandahari (Shia LaBeouf) is a loose cannon pitchfork scribe, changing the face of indie rock every time he declares a band Best New Music. Given the opportunity to spend a week on the road with rising stars Jenny & The Human Body (led by Jena Malone), he gets a first hand view at just how many lives are affected by a single rating.

Thom Yorke can throw a drink in his face...

Editor Matt Schwimmer: Dammit, Theo! I can't let you give the Ziptones a 4.2! You know how much promotion we have planned! You know how the dominoes will fall!
Theo P. Tandahari: Well it's like the Minutemen said, bro. Do you want new wave...or do you want the truth?

Theo P. Tandahari: We're the first generation to be co-opted since the womb. The corporations are three steps ahead and telling us where to walk.
Guy Malleo: Hey man, I'm just in it for the music. If scoring that ad can buy me a dobro, I'm down.
Theo P. Tandahari: That ad also bought the reason you play it.
Guy Malleo: I don't think you even know what playing means.
Theo P. Tandahari: *raises glass* Cheers to that.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8523-volcano-im-still-excited/

^^^mad pertinent

Volcano I'm Still Bitter!!

Wizard's Cap played by Momus

Great find, Steve Shasta!!

he gets a first hand view at just how many lives are affected by a single rating.

travis morrison should get a cameo imo.