and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
you are the fucking best
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
PLAXICO YOU WITTERING SIMP I WILL ROAST THE FLESH FROM YOUR SCRAWNY FRAME AND WEAVE A DELICATE TAPESTRY WITH YOUR COWARDLY ENTRAILS
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
and you are still a big dumb jerk
do any metalheads have pointy heads... just curious
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Pointy teeth all the better to eat you with dear Lorax
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I can legitimately understand how the shape of someone's head can effect musical preference
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
and make some people join the army
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like a lot of this hostility is kind of necessary. Any way we can make it a little so?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ONLY WITH YOUR FIRST BORN
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this just all dudes who wear black and have bad hair?
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
pointy headso' pointy pointyanoint my headanointy nointy
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno bout modern manowar albums but modern manowar dvds are great
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
afaict the intersection between power metal and prog-metal is of a similar integrity (but of a different nature) to the intersection between prog and prog-metal, although the colouring of the clothes loses its exclusive blackness somewhere around the prog-metal vicinity
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
basically i am trying to formulate an opinion of power metal based on my less-than-favourable opinion of prog-metal, therefore qualifying for a kicking itt
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
vegemite grl u r mean im just gonna retract all my previous (tho true) statements if you will just leave me alone
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT POWER METAL IS YOUR TRUE LORD AND MASTER
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
alternate option: we can throw you into the pyre and dance around it until we forget about you
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
that seems so unnecessarily hostile!
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
that means i get a gold star. which i will put on my mace with which i will brain you all.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I like jjjusten's idea: onto the pyre with you Plaxico. I grow weary of you
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
perhaps unwisely, I will use this thread to unveil my most shameful metal secret... I was always more of a sci-fi guy and never really cared about lord of the rings.
― original bgm, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
please do not judge me too harshly, for I still know what is best in life. (crushing your enemies, seeing driven before you, hearing the lamentations of the women, and power metal.)
― original bgm, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tQLEnUNma7s/TJTzMwEAq1I/AAAAAAAAAIo/gUwwCUFmukM/s320/Loincloth+logo.jpg
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost This isn't group, Alan. pick up your mace and help get plaxico onto the fire
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Loincloth (southern lord one anyway) weren't power metal.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Heading out on a self-imposed mini-exile from ilx, but doing so in the spirit of this thread with Hammerfall blaring in my ears as I type.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
finding it hard to reconcile any form of metal with all the fantasy names in that wikipedia list tbh
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
idk mellotron and flute/recorder seem to work under a banner that says 'GOBLINS' but no so much wailing 12-strings
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Xxpost Go well, young Jon...may the beast protect you in your travels
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Adam your jabbering is making my sword hand itch
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
you should have a sword in one hand and a lute in the other imo
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
none of this choppy electrified nonsense
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
oh that's adam?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I should have your throat in one hand and your entrails in another, insolent wastrel
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link
how then do you propose to drink from a bone chalice, smart guy?
― original bgm, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
grow more arms with which to shred imo
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
fair enough
― original bgm, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
chop off both his arms and use him as the chalice, easily fixed
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
okay look basically if you have a big-arse gunmetal sword and a big-arse black suit of armour made of black armadillo hide and reside in a big black castle with gigeresque turrets and gargoyles and loads of lightning everywhere it's fine, but if you're in a calico sack and your ears are a bit pointy and you live in a village with a herb garden and an incidental cauldron you should not be hacking that stick bass like a norse warrior
xxxxxp i am at work
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
fwiw i am listening to neo-prog atm so my views may be unduly skewed
just to be clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAl0enE7kI
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link
god okay
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
grow more arms with which to shred
the only time I have ever felt tempted to get a tattoo of something said on ilx
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
well besides the time I got "hate all the people who dis them but shot all the people who like them" done in Monika italic down the elbow side of my right arm
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
listened to Grief's Come to Grief earlier today ... :( ... feel as tho i should probably invest in those Barry Windsor Smith Conan the Barbarian comics that were recently compiled in hardbound volumes ... i am not worthy ... woe ... ;_;
― Ioannis, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
now thats a proper great album (and isnt power metal)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
(and isnt power metal)
my point exactly. woe be unto me. oh, woe ...
― Ioannis, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
When losers say it's overwith, you know that it's a lie. The Gods made heavy metal and it's never gonna die!
― farielan chosder bout a chagh an i ballme trantuming (dog latin), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
people who don't like power metal are such herbs
go season a cooking sauce, power metal hating herbs
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
oof
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link