Vlagina Steel
― van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't even know what that means, sorry
LOL YOU GUYS LIKE THIS SOCCER METAL BULLSHIT
― There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
It's on now, I see.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I had no idea Beau Bridges was in Virgin Steele. Love them all the more for it.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
hese youtubes are probably all terrible
― plax (ico), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:34 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)
I APPROVE OF THIS WITH LOLZ. AND Uh... FLAMING GARBAGE BALLS IN U FACE
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
give me my broadsword.
i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER METAL EVEN MEAN YOU RIDICULOUS, FETID NONSENSICAL PIECE OF WASTE
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
many xposts to hawkwindz
i bet u beowulf MADE powermetal
wtf u think they did in them mead halls
they fucking JAMMED is what
i tell you what
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Do power metal people use the term Cum Serpent?
― van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Beowulf didn't listen to power metal, Beowulf IS power metal:
http://www.metalkingdom.net/band/5279_beowulf
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I am the one - you are the onesI will protect you - my brothers and sonsI have returned - to fight this battleI am the savior - my heart is madeMade of metal
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
FUCK YEAH DUDE
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I am
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/6/5/1565_logo.gif
@ those of u who hate power metal!
― Hippie J0hn D. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
come close + listen to unferth tell the story of when beowulf rocked out every serpent in the sea and guitar dueled breca the bronding for seven days + seven nights
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
\m/
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I gotta check out but I have to give powerful metallic thanks to the warriors & valkyries who have kept this thread strong, destroying anti-power-metal weaklings comes as naturally to you as breathing, lol @ yr enemies
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
And of course, songs about Beowulf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAPYxZHXlRY
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
if u dont like power metal ur fate in hell will be to swim in a like of diarhea. if u dont like angra u make me ang-ry
― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
HAIL MIGHTY AERO KEEPER OV THE FLAME \m/
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
[door opens]Excuse me, is this the right room to tell the Beatles to fuck off?
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
well met dear brother aerosmith, may the beast deliver you safely to the womb of your beloved demon goddess of fire
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost CLOESTH THE BLASTED DOOR INTERLOPER
holy shit Virgin Steele i have one of their albums, it's something. really tryin on this Atlantean Kodex thing, too
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
no wonder you are all so angry listening to such terrible music you should listen to something good and maybe you will all chill out a bit
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
remember what happened to that cameron dude, plax
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
lost his reallity iirc
The last thing plax will see tonight before he sleeps...forever.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HsPYTX26v2c/0.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
atlantean kodex rule
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
forgot to get this, anyone heard it?
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/0/9/7/10978.jpg
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
you are the fucking best
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
PLAXICO YOU WITTERING SIMP I WILL ROAST THE FLESH FROM YOUR SCRAWNY FRAME AND WEAVE A DELICATE TAPESTRY WITH YOUR COWARDLY ENTRAILS
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
and you are still a big dumb jerk
do any metalheads have pointy heads... just curious
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Pointy teeth all the better to eat you with dear Lorax
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I can legitimately understand how the shape of someone's head can effect musical preference
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
and make some people join the army
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like a lot of this hostility is kind of necessary. Any way we can make it a little so?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ONLY WITH YOUR FIRST BORN
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this just all dudes who wear black and have bad hair?
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
pointy headso' pointy pointyanoint my headanointy nointy
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno bout modern manowar albums but modern manowar dvds are great
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
afaict the intersection between power metal and prog-metal is of a similar integrity (but of a different nature) to the intersection between prog and prog-metal, although the colouring of the clothes loses its exclusive blackness somewhere around the prog-metal vicinity
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
basically i am trying to formulate an opinion of power metal based on my less-than-favourable opinion of prog-metal, therefore qualifying for a kicking itt
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
vegemite grl u r mean im just gonna retract all my previous (tho true) statements if you will just leave me alone
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT POWER METAL IS YOUR TRUE LORD AND MASTER
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
alternate option: we can throw you into the pyre and dance around it until we forget about you
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
that seems so unnecessarily hostile!
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
that means i get a gold star. which i will put on my mace with which i will brain you all.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link