Scooter lyrics poll

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
It's not a bird/it's not a plane/it must be Dave/who's on the train 4
It's nice to be important/But it's more important to be nice 3
Excuse me...where is the bass drum? We need the bass drum! 2
Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane 2
You know what? I don't know either! Uoauwoaaoawaaaa! 1
In the mix, my prick is longer than Rick's/Fortyeight licks like Jacky Ickx 1
Take off your shirts and wait for further instructions 1
3 A.M.! The painted cow! 1
The birds, the trees, the clouds, the sea, the Rick, the Ferris, and M.C. H.P.! 0
We're not the monkeys...but we got the key 0
Here comes the chicks terminator/in control, aaarrgghh 0
Respect to the man in the ice cream van! 0
This is an announcement: Please refrain from not smoking! 0
I wanna fuck...I wanna fuck...I wanna fuck...FUCK THE MILLENIUM! 0
We started in 1994 - in 1996, we're still on the case! (it's 2011 and it hasn't been solved yet) 0
Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you GET! Right!? 0
If only way to have a friend is to be a friend 0


frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:57 (nine years ago) link

I wanna fuck...I wanna fuck...I wanna fuck...FUCK THE MILLENIUM!

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:01 (nine years ago) link

What a splendid poll.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Dave on the train is a long term fave of mine.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Why is "....yeah" not an option? I often think it is the most definitive Scooter lyric.

The New Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:20 (nine years ago) link

MORE TEA VICAR!

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:41 (nine years ago) link

most are good. Dave/train takes it

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:08 (nine years ago) link

pretty much the entirety of "The Logical Song" could be on there too

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:55 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 20 March 2011 00:01 (nine years ago) link

I like how despite being rediculed for ages Scooter has become *the* template for commercial US club music these days - I mean Pitbull, Rihanna, Taio Cruz, Flo Rida, Enrique - they must write these guys checks every day.

Siegbran, Sunday, 20 March 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

"siberia, the place to be!" would have got my vote

o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:06 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 21 March 2011 00:01 (nine years ago) link

NONE for the ice cream van?? Dayyyam....

frogbs, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Shocked and appalled at that.would've been my vote (didn't see the poll til now).

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:36 (nine years ago) link

where is "SIBERIA!"

The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 21 March 2011 14:26 (nine years ago) link

H.P Baxxter and his little rhyming dictionary have been a source of joy for years. It's a worthy winner.

Ha ha ha ha. Jack my swag. (ShariVari), Monday, 21 March 2011 15:13 (nine years ago) link

the best thing is that he's getting worse/better with each album.

frogbs, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:36 (nine years ago) link

booyah
http://file044a.bebo.com/15/large/2008/07/25/21/46390645a8440792029l.jpg

frogbs, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:38 (nine years ago) link

nine years pass...

https://youtu.be/zu3k2PJumfI

mh, Saturday, 24 October 2020 17:12 (one month ago) link

This rules. A bit worried that there are some ant-masking sentiments hiding in there, though.

emil.y, Saturday, 24 October 2020 19:35 (one month ago) link

*antI-masking sentiments. I don't know, maybe ant-masking ones too.

emil.y, Saturday, 24 October 2020 19:36 (one month ago) link

Yeah I don't think those sentiments are hiding too deeply.

chap, Saturday, 24 October 2020 22:19 (one month ago) link

Come on now the line “we won’t play by your rules” is in like 40 of Scooter’s 78 singles

frogbs, Saturday, 24 October 2020 22:27 (one month ago) link

I refuse to believe a human being sang that chorus

boxedjoy, Sunday, 25 October 2020 09:06 (one month ago) link

I was going to post on this thread but then realised that I had already said what I was going to say, in 2011.

The New Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 25 October 2020 11:16 (one month ago) link

here's some great lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eQXuzAl8TA

corrs unplugged, Monday, 26 October 2020 09:02 (one month ago) link

I am crying tears of LOL / joy / something?!?!? I dunno? This is... awesome? (I want to drive a flame-throwing car through a German city.)

I don't think they're actually political enough to come up with explicit anti-masking - it's just "I hate all the rules!" (I hate all the rules, too, man, but I follow them coz fuck knows why, but I kinda want to stay alive?) rather than "we won't follow your rules".

I am absolutely marvelling at the amount of blusher that one human being can get on his face?

Also... (and maybe this is just because I've been listening to The Shamen all morning but?) if they're from Hamburg, why does he have what sounds to me like a Scottish accent? "the wurrr-ust yaahrrr eyvaaarrr" and "Wae woahn't eyvarrrr stop" are like pure Aberdeen? (I don't actually know what a Hamburg accents sounds like in German (the way I do know what a Bavarian or Rheinland accent sounds like) but I do know that Berliners complain that they are... weird? Hard/harsh? I guess I should ask some native Germans)

Branwell with an N, Monday, 26 October 2020 09:43 (one month ago) link

Having the line 'I hate all the rules' in Scooter's 'F*ck 2020' single is pretty dense, but he's not an anti-masker.

Baxxter had COVID-19 himself in early summer after going on holiday, and has been clear in interviews to promote the single that „Corona should not be treated lightly, we need to show solidarity and help to curb the spread of the pandemic“.

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Monday, 26 October 2020 10:58 (one month ago) link

I hate all the rules, too, man, but I follow them coz fuck knows why, but I kinda want to stay alive?

This is what I was hoping it would be, glad to see from that interview that it is more like this. Now I can enjoy it without feeling so concerned. We don't give a penny!

emil.y, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:12 (one month ago) link

Stuck on the wrong channel - like chained to a dead camel!

YESH!

first we save the rave (Branwell with an N), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:24 (one month ago) link

they livestreamed a quarantine concert back in April I think and HP was pretty adamant about people staying home. I'm sure you can tell by his lyrics but he's like, a smart guy.

frogbs, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:25 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

IT GOT BETTER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tXb17dAFB4

Branwell with an N, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:02 (one week ago) link

I love Germany so much and I miss Germany so much I wanna cry right now!

Branwell with an N, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:04 (one week ago) link

Joyful! The noise he makes at 0.43 is the best.

chap, Friday, 20 November 2020 14:37 (one week ago) link

lmao I was gonna say

Scooter with a full marching band would be a hell of a show

frogbs, Friday, 20 November 2020 15:11 (one week ago) link

Campaign to get 'FCK 2020' to number 1 of the ilx poll starts here.

emil.y, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:46 (one week ago) link

I'll vote it #1 if you all promise to as well

frogbs, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:47 (one week ago) link

I might not go for #1 but there's no way it's missing my ballot.

emil.y, Friday, 20 November 2020 17:49 (one week ago) link

I have never voted in an ILM EOY poll before, but I might just do so this year, to throw every point I possess at this monster of a choon.

Branwell with an N, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:39 (one week ago) link

I'm pretty sure you can submit single song ballots, I think I remember people doing that in previous years.

emil.y, Friday, 20 November 2020 18:41 (one week ago) link

can I repost this YouTube that geir posted in one of the scooter threads (maybe this one)? it cracks me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlPO6cGX0Ds

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2020 19:27 (one week ago) link


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