THE OFFICIAL "LEMME SMANG IT" LRYICS POLL

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff 13
smangin them drawers is my life's aspiration / f dot floss loves ladies & relations (love it!) 10
you should be cautious, but don't be scary / i'ma have you lookin like a wild thornberry 6
this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion (th 5
another banger.../... or should i say smanger? 4
daaaaaamn, i really hope that that ain't true / but if it is, here's what i'm gonna do for you (true) 3
flynt flo$$y, known across the nation / smash & bang is my favorite combination 2
the locals got you dry? well let me be your tourist / and i'll leave your body feelin like a rainforest (drip drip) 2
you say in bed that your man is a lame guy / having sex with him is just like watching paint dry 1
now are you ready baby? now let's get crazy / hope your muscles warmed up, you can't be lazy (get loose) 0
i smang it everywhere / from the bed to the lawn 0
i smang it tarantino / "from dusk till dawn" 0
call me schwarzenegger / my sex game strong 0
call me marathon / my jimmy runs long 0
tryna figure out what i'ma do today / how about you throw on something sexy and come my way (lingerie) 0
got mines off, now to the next location / i need inspiration, your mouth fixation 0
kiss you to your toes, till you get that sensation / this a love scene baby, with no communication 0
i got a treat for you and you gonna like it (scooby snack) / i hear those giggles, go ahead and get excited 0
so let's get it poppin, tell me can you hang? / now lemme smang it baby -- smash it and bang 0
and when you get here, i'm not just gonna bang it / i'ma smash it too so let's just say i'm gonna smang it 0
i like to start slow / and then i beat it up 0
heeeeey lil lady how you feelin / it's humma boo at the crib just chillin 0


wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:50 (nine years ago) link

this poll is the literal definition of "the poll that had to be made"

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:50 (nine years ago) link

smangin them drawers is my life's aspiration / f dot floss loves ladies & relations (love it!)

went 4 this one, underrated imo

challopian youtubes (deej), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:51 (nine years ago) link

flynt flo$$y, known across the nation / smash & bang is my favorite combination

smang a goon (get it on) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:51 (nine years ago) link

this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:51 (nine years ago) link

here is my top 10

10. you should be cautious, but don't be scary / i'ma have you lookin like a wild thornberry
9. i smang it tarantino / "from dusk till dawn"
8. daaaaaamn, i really hope that that ain't true / but if it is, here's what i'm gonna do for you (true)
7. and when you get here, i'm not just gonna bang it / i'ma smash it too so let's just say i'm gonna smang it
6. smangin them drawers is my life's aspiration / f dot floss loves ladies & relations (love it!)
5. this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion (th
4. flynt flo$$y, known across the nation / smash & bang is my favorite combination
3. heeeeey lil lady how you feelin / it's humma boo at the crib just chillin
2. another banger.../... or should i say smanger?
1. i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:56 (nine years ago) link

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:56 (nine years ago) link

oh wow this song has verses?

trv kvnt (some dude), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:57 (nine years ago) link

good top ten

challopian youtubes (deej), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:57 (nine years ago) link

1. i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

^rap's memorable banalities

smang a goon (get it on) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:58 (nine years ago) link

holy shit that wild thornberry line never stuck out to me before

goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:03 (nine years ago) link

here is my top 10

fucking in hysterics over this

when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:03 (nine years ago) link

this is such a dope line

you say in bed that your man is a lame guy / having sex with him is just like watching paint dry

when the president talks to based god (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:05 (nine years ago) link

"i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff" obv

markers, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:07 (nine years ago) link

oh wow this gif has a song?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:15 (nine years ago) link

i'm reading thru the 77 trax thread, still boggling a little at lex on this

goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:16 (nine years ago) link

the idea of lex bumping "smang it" but having no idea of the video both makes me appreciate lex's sense of humor more while still completely boggling my mind

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:18 (nine years ago) link

for those who haven't seen/heard this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

markers, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:19 (nine years ago) link

the helpful markers

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:21 (nine years ago) link

kinda shocked this is a consensus pick but

i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:21 (nine years ago) link

STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY. THIS APPLIES TO EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE.

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, January 24, 2011 7:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (nine years ago) link

do stuff is way too easy, so thornberry or cooch contusion. deciding...

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (nine years ago) link

nah, it's do stuff

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:29 (nine years ago) link

still lollin @ this making #69 on our list

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

i always just bump mp3 alone, can't remember the last time i saw a song's video first

what makes me think the video will make me like this less? :/

lextasy refix (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:54 (nine years ago) link

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

trv kvnt (some dude), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:25 (nine years ago) link

lol

i don't care for this song or anything really but it is funny and is a gif gold mine

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:28 (nine years ago) link

"f dot floss loves ladies and relations" = my favorite delivery, if not the best line

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:30 (nine years ago) link

reminiscent of

M
PERIOD
FERSH
COMMA
YOUR WIFE IS MY
BABY MOMMA

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:31 (nine years ago) link

ugh *FRESH

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:31 (nine years ago) link

the adlibs kill every time

zvookster, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:35 (nine years ago) link

esp. drip drip

zvookster, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:39 (nine years ago) link

i don't care for this song or anything really but it is funny and is a gif gold mine

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:28 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u missin the point

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:45 (nine years ago) link

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

― trv kvnt (some dude), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:25 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i didnt vote for this in pnj loosely, fyi

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:55 (nine years ago) link

that was a highly considered ballot

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:55 (nine years ago) link

also sidenote, p sure yung humma-related facebook statuses have been my most popular for the past year

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:55 (nine years ago) link

obv i majorly regret not putting this on my p/j

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:36 (nine years ago) link

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

― trv kvnt (some dude), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:25 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

well, the verses were actually a pretty slow burn for me -- mostly i was tripping off the video for a while & i thought it was just a catchy ass joint, yeah -- but the verses really are the funniest part

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:38 (nine years ago) link

posts in character or w/e but /pats self on back for trying to get everyone into this immediately

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 03:22 (nine years ago) link

I thought this was THE OFFICIAL LEMMY SANG IT LYRICS POLL and I was gonna vote for "Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown, For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down."

NYCNative, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:28 (nine years ago) link

i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

ciderpress, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:38 (nine years ago) link

lemme smang it video has 1.5 million views fyi

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:14 (nine years ago) link

i pretty much agree exactly with j0rdan's top 10 except replace "smang it tarantino" with "lame guy"/"paint dry"

The Reverend, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:30 (nine years ago) link

daaaaaamn, i really hope that that ain't true / but if it is, here's what i'm gonna do for you (true)

the selflessness of this reminds me of Prince.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

i always just bump mp3 alone, can't remember the last time i saw a song's video first

what makes me think the video will make me like this less? :/

the video is incredible especially if you like the song already

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:40 (nine years ago) link

btw i picked "I like to mix it up/I like to do stuff"; I mean so many lines are great in there but that's the one my friends and I probably quote the most

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:42 (nine years ago) link

another great TJ line: "I didn't do shit/so you can't even prove it"

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:43 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah it's more like "so you can't even....prove it". Such an awesome and clumsy line

"I never hit that chick/she never sucked my...(no)/ok, I made it quick/she wasn't good at it"

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:59 (nine years ago) link

omg

markers, Friday, 28 January 2011 00:45 (nine years ago) link

tbh probably wont wear that but dope anyway

*kl0p* (deej), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:46 (nine years ago) link

of course if they released a 12" and sold it for $80, we're on

*kl0p* (deej), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:46 (nine years ago) link

today it's smash bang fusion

blank, Friday, 28 January 2011 02:43 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:01 (nine years ago) link

lex did you ever watch the video

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:04 (nine years ago) link

i'm throwing a vote to "ladies and relations" mostly because when i made my gf watch this (she had no context and is a born skeptic of the highest order) she was sufficiently drawn in to the extent that she didn't even really comment on flynt and paid attention right through to the outro.

cause like, when watching this for the first time, i was NOT ready for flynt.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:08 (nine years ago) link

Is there a Turquoise Jeep thread? Wondering where I go to talk about Slick Mahony.

orange and teal.css (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:44 (nine years ago) link

yes there is

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:33 (nine years ago) link

there are like 4 or 5 threads devoted to this song or related

*kl0p* (deej), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:24 (nine years ago) link

lol i remember when i first posted this i said something abt worrying that a solo thread would go the way of 'move it like bernie'

*kl0p* (deej), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:24 (nine years ago) link

I thought Jordan brought smang to us

odd taran wild'n gang killam all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:06 (nine years ago) link

well

i made the "smang it gifs" thread, but deej pushed the song on me via aim

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:08 (nine years ago) link

deej posted it to the swag thread on nov 11

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:10 (nine years ago) link

the smang it gifs thread was def not the first instance of smang related discussion

*kl0p* (deej), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:26 (nine years ago) link

no

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 07:27 (nine years ago) link

lex did you ever watch the video

i still haven't got round to it, i don't know if i want to if it's "funny" :/

lextasy refix (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:42 (nine years ago) link

the song is funny wtf

*kl0p* (deej), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:44 (nine years ago) link

the locals got you dry? well let me be your tourist / and i'll leave your body feelin like a rainforest (drip drip)

not the most ridiculous lol line but the most legitimately clever imo

acid druthers temple (crüt), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:46 (nine years ago) link

call me marathon / my jimmy runs long

never really noticed this line

odd taran wild'n gang killam all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 14:23 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:01 (nine years ago) link

had a dream about flynt flo$$y last night; he was doing the Oscars or something, sans facial hair (he did have a small moustache going on though)...not surprised as he is known across the nation

frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2011 14:44 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Okay you guys, I don't know why I didn't get this when I was introduced to it in the eoy countdown, but I fucking love it now. April me is smdh at January me.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 8 April 2011 19:35 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

guys wwwttttttffffff

Learn Chinese with Hip Hop: Lesson 1, Learn how to "Smang it gurl!" ("轟/撞它,女孩!")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1LDU3od_Ug&feature=player_embedded

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:36 (nine years ago) link

lol

it draws out how tonal humma's imploring delivery is

zvookster, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:39 (nine years ago) link

wait wtf

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:40 (nine years ago) link

o.m.g.

I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:45 (nine years ago) link

mmmm... shao humma

flopson, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:49 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

it's questo boo at the crib just chillin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fweo7zFgLrA

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:42 (seven years ago) link

HA!

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:49 (seven years ago) link

loool

:C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:56 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

ladies & relations (love it!)

another banger.../... or should i say smanger?

i wish this was a justin timberlake song title

some dude, Monday, 2 September 2013 11:34 (seven years ago) link

true

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 September 2013 16:06 (seven years ago) link

'(that'll hurt!)' for me.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:31 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

call me orange soda cuz she crushed my feelings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_613711&feature=iv&src_vid=xt5ghXdq6Z0&v=YtccPpopSdo

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:17 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

I like to mix it up

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:27 (one year ago) link

I like to do stuff

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:28 (one year ago) link

F DOT FLOSS LOVES LADIES AND RELATIONS

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:32 (one year ago) link

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:39 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:35 (one year ago) link

this song is gonna get snubbed from every year end list isn't it

josh az (2011nostalgia), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:45 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 May 2020 01:17 (five months ago) link

tryin to figure out what I’m gonna do today

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 8 May 2020 12:32 (five months ago) link

<3

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 May 2020 12:32 (five months ago) link

five months pass...

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

Qualifier 73!

1 Yung Humma/Flynt Flossy! https://t.co/rJEXfE2lQI
2 Nicki Minaj/Beenie Man! https://t.co/AB7gl43hkc
3 Rihanna/Bryson Tiller! https://t.co/8UNywUcHQI
4 Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion! https://t.co/e5KDUQ6Apz

— World Cup Of Duets (@peoples_pop) October 10, 2020

shout-out to his family (DJP), Saturday, 10 October 2020 17:19 (two weeks ago) link

Memorize every Gucci lyric? Naw don't fear it, we gonna freestyle gonna roll with the spheric.

dow, Saturday, 10 October 2020 17:33 (two weeks ago) link

Too abstract. Better next round:
We gonna freestyle tongue it gonna roll with the spheric.
Not safe for radio--freetyle taste it? Back to the abstract school after all, we gotta game it on the board, we gotta ball.

dow, Saturday, 10 October 2020 17:37 (two weeks ago) link

Blackboard headboard, we got it all!

dow, Saturday, 10 October 2020 17:38 (two weeks ago) link

Qualifier 73!

1 Yung Humma/Flynt Flossy! https://t.co/rJEXfE2lQI
2 Nicki Minaj/Beenie Man! https://t.co/AB7gl43hkc
3 Rihanna/Bryson Tiller! https://t.co/8UNywUcHQI
4 Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion! https://t.co/e5KDUQ6Apz

— World Cup Of Duets (@peoples_pop) October 10, 2020

The Humma and the Floss are up against some steep competition here and need your help.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 October 2020 19:48 (two weeks ago) link

10 years ago

This day 10 years ago “Smang it” was introduced to the world 🤯😅 who wudda thought me shootin a video infront of a white backdrop, b/c it was the only thing In my budget at the time would of done what it did??🤷🏿‍♂️😅 — stay tuned more new new on D way 😁👌🏿🎥https://t.co/skibqICZPX pic.twitter.com/BdwKNWN9Zg

— Flynt Flossy (@RealFlyntFloss) October 15, 2020

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 October 2020 16:52 (one week ago) link

Fond memories of ILM doing right and this track placing #69 in that year’s songs poll

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 16 October 2020 17:09 (one week ago) link


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