No, We Aren't Making These Bands Up: ILM Metal Poll 2010 Results Thread

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Thanks to all who voted (all 80 of you)! Much appreciated, hope you all enjoy the runout of results which will finish on Friday evening. Hopefully Henry will pop in if john gives him enough steak.
Glenn will publish needle to the public so you can see all the stats you've come to love along with some new ones!

Now here we go..

101
Yrsel - Requiem for the Three Kharites (215 Points, 11 Votes)

http://www.metalkingdom.net/album/img/d3/30752.jpg

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a collaboration between The Austrasian Goat & Ondo.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Any links (myspace, youtube, etc)? I've never even heard of that record.

I like the cover.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.last.fm/music/Yrsel

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

No spotify unfortunately

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

#101 has 11 votes? That's pretty cool.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

thread will get awkward if there's youtubes for every entry, but maybe some context in the form of summaries / capsule reviews would be good?

thanks for the poll and will try /..kharites...

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah if anyone wants youtubes feel free to start a thread for it.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

You could just put youtubes as links instead of embeds. No clutter.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

shall we do another?

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

next one up has a #1 vote..

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Since we started with #101 at 11 votes, I will note that there are not only several 10- and 11-vote albums still to come, but there are two 9-vote and one 8-vote albums that beat #101 on points. But in the other direction there are only two albums with fewer points than #101 but more votes (#102 had 13, #113 had 12), and only one with 11 (#103). Personally I might have started the countdown at #104, as that's where the last double-digit block ends, but then again, I happened to have voted for #104 myself...

But you'll all get to see all the data at the end.

glenn mcdonald, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and there were 6 albums that got a #1 vote but didn't make the top 101. Including my own #1, sadly.

glenn mcdonald, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

My #1! Yay me and my bogus ballot!

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I could have started at 104 but you were the one who said I should stick to 100!

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

That album is this far down on the list? That's a crime. I guess self releasing it meant that not many people heard it.

Doomsday Derelict (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

The problem is a lot of albums get lost on the rolling metal thread, not everyone goes back to catch up, so bands/albums really need their own thread sometimes.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't even know there was a Jucifer out this year!

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ me neither and, listening to it, its so far mot much like previous Jucifer!

I started a spotify playlist for the placing albums that are on there:

http://open.spotify.com/user/cyclades/playlist/0bB5Qbac1UTj1EQPzr2Ord

Unfortunately since this isn't a britpop poll not everything will be available on spotify...

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

gross thread title

original bgm, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

says the grindcore fan..

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

:-P

original bgm, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

jizzcore

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

If you're talking about jizz and poop, it really should've been the "countdown to evacuation/ejaculation"

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think Dave "Born Again" Mustaine will ever write that album now.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

There's still Anal Cunt though

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

They're too busy ripping off Motley Crue album covers to get around to Megadeath.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

There are only 3 bands with 2 different releases in the poll, and Shatter got the most votes of any of the 2nd releases. But not the most points!

glenn mcdonald, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Great EP. Would have made my ballot if I went to 40. I voted for the title track on Johnny's poll.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

2 more for tonight

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

98
Westering - Help a Body (218 Points, 9 votes)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1oSvaRUA9fo/TEhTHyVLfjI/AAAAAAAABFk/w7TOia5fmR4/s1600/Westering+2010+Help+A+Body.jpg
http://www.last.fm/music/Westering

"Atmospheric Shoegaze Black Metal"

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

"Atmospheric Shoegaze Black Metal"

that's the kind of description that makes me wet myself...

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Atmospheric Shoegaze Black Metal"

that's the kind of description that makes me an ILXor wet himself...

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Another one I've never heard of. Will investigate.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The cd can be purchased here http://www.paradigms-recordings.com/store.html

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

WESTERING
"Help A Body" CD (PARADIGMS035)
£7.99 postpaid worldwide.

The debut album from Seattle's WESTERING - a powerful, voidic journey through low-fi outsider black metal laced with cascading shoegaze and driving post punk. Based in Seattle and New York, Westering have created a cold, urban dreamscape of isolationist black metal, claustrophic ambience filtered through a haze of frozen bliss and driving rhythms and percussion that remind us of early Cure or Joy Division in part. A wonderful headphone experience for appreciators of Lifelover, Amesoeurs, Alcest and Swans, perhaps. Mastered by Mell Dettmer (Sunn O)), Wolves In The Throne Room) and presented in beautiful, minimalist wrap around card sleeve and wallet. Limited edition of 500 copies only.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

only 500 copies? Look for the 2011 reissue and a chance to vote for it again next year.

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Titan and Angelic Process started off on Paradigms now look at them. So viceroy isn't that far off (if a band takes off)

Paradigms is a great label and I need to order 5 or 6 of the latest releases I hadn't got round to yet.

aldo to thread!

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

OK this next one will be the last one for tonight. Will resume about 1 or 2pm (UK time) approx.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

97
The Howling Void - Shadows Over the Cosmos (218 Points, 11 Votes)

http://www.metalmaniacs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/howling_void.jpg
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Howling+Void
"Symphonic Funeral Doom.
Glacial, haunting meditations on nothingness, Chaos, and death. "

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

we seriously have to call this jizz and poop?

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

"ILM Metal 2010 Album Poll - Results Rollout" would be a perfectly good thread title.

glenn mcdonald, Monday, 10 January 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

It's no sillier than Pazz & Jop!

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it most certainly is sillier.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Who would have though death metal/grindcore/heavy metal fans with all those bandnames and album covers and tshirts would be grossed out with a thread title!
Very LOL to me.

Of all people! haha

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

It's just... immature. Reinforces people's stereotypes of metal fans.

Doomsday Derelict (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

A big two-fingered salute to that kind of person anyway.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Listened to Early Graves which I didn't care for all that much, just kinda flew by me (it did well in Decibel, not here).

Also the Darkthrone disc (#73) and I really love the total Hellhammer worship of it all.

NYCNative, Sunday, 23 January 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the Darkthrone sounded kinda uninspired to me on first hearing. should probably relisten sometime soonish.

Ioannis, Sunday, 23 January 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i need to check that out still

Algerian Goalkeeper, Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

think i mentioned upthread that i bought the US release of electric wizard and it is ~~~badass~~~

just ordered ghost the other day too

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

told you so

the new mordy & zingy ilxor persona (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the Electric Wizard pretty well so far and I liked Witchcult Today. I'm curious what people think about the production of these albums. What do you like about it, if you do?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 23 January 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the production on it is amazing. I just don't get what people don't like about it... I've been caning it on my headphones, which are ok and on my speakers at home, which are pretty sweet, and it sounds great through either. But, obv, not that good on PC speakers or whatever.

Bonnie Tyler The Creator (Doran), Sunday, 23 January 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, also love the production as well. esp the seemingly dense layers of feedback. brings loop or early skullflower to mind, particularly when the solos kick in. lots to get lost in but with a thick and heavy crunch anchoring it all.

playing on nice speakers or decent headphones is advised, yeah.

original bgm, Sunday, 23 January 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

listening now - the prolonged ending to "Satyr IX" is a good example of what I'm trying to describe

original bgm, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm listening on studio headphones through a quality Firewire audio interface... I can kind of see what you're saying... So typically, what I would look for in production are things like clarity, detail, spatialization, range in dynamics and frequency. (This even goes for Sabbath, Fun House, Scorpions, Judas Priest, Soundgarden, plenty of contemporary non-stoner metal. Hell, even in Vincebus Eruptum, the elements are distinctly separated and spatialized and the lead lines are foregrounded.) And at first blush, this sounds kind of like mud: all midrange, lines bleeding into each other, vocals kind of distant and washed-out; global reverb perhaps? If I turn it up to hear a lead line better, I'm blasted by the repeated distorted power chords. But it's clear that it's a deliberate aesthetic choice and not simply a cheap recording: The rhythm guitar riffs are clear, the rhythm section has presence. Besides, anyone can afford to do a decent recording these days. So it's something like a noisy guitar rock version of the Spector Wall of Sound aesthetic (which I am actually not that partial to, even for that era of pop!)? Or maybe an effort to recreate the sound of a loud band playing in a muddy basement venue, which this does remind me of? Or stylized nostalgia for 4-track days?

xposts Right. See, the sound at about 9:00 into "Satyr IX" is pretty much everything I would try to avoid on a single guitar track but I can totally see how that is a distinct aesthetic in itself.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

hah, I really can hear how this album is something like a mutated wall of sound now that you mention it!

but I agree - I think the production is a deliberate aesthetic choice as well. I used "seemingly" dense to describe the guitar tracks on here because the record really is a disorienting, likely intentionally so. the way everything bleeds together adds some chaos to it, makes things more "psychedelic".

and nostalgia for the 70s is a big part of their sound as well, definitely. I'd say it's a mix of both - taking that "band in a room" vibe and spicing it up with layered guitar noise.

original bgm, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

also, they may be stoners, but this is also hardly the first electric wizard release. I'd say it's probable that oborn (only original member at this point, right?) has picked up a studio trick or two over the years.

original bgm, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

My interview with Jus Oborn may offer some small insights into what EW are after in the studio, and how they work, etc.

that's not funny. (unperson), Monday, 24 January 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

interesting. i wonder if it's a straight-up live recording or if there's some tracking after the fact?

original bgm, Monday, 24 January 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

It won't be straight up live. Dopethrone, for example, was by all accounts a lengthy and gruelling process. Also, the rest of Electric Wizard are hardly fresh faced teens straight out of 6th Form. It was also recorded by Liam Watson, so you can be pretty sure that the sound they got was the one they're going for.

Bonnie Tyler The Creator (Doran), Monday, 24 January 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

just got the physical cd of DAWNBRINGER... excited to hear this one blasting on the hi-fi at home O_O

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I have that Dawnbringer, working my way towards it.

NYCNative, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 07:56 (thirteen years ago) link

played it this morning -- sounds incredible on a good stereo

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I finally finished off with the last two discs I didn't get to listen to yet, Enslaved and Dawnbringer. Both are excellent discs but the Dawnbringer was phenomenal. Great riffs! Good tunes! Good times! Might be my favorite of the year if I was voting (which I am not 'cause it's too late!)

NYCNative, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Agree re: Dawnbringer, I heard bits and pieces before the poll and threw it on my ballot someplace, then heard the full CD on a good stereo after the poll. It's phenomenal -- would've ranked top 6-8 on my ballot, at least, had I heard it in time.

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Jeff Wagner lists his Top 10 Prog Metal albums of the year...

http://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2011/01/18/jeff-wagners-best-progressive-metal-of-2010/

NYCNative, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ljbait?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

have sought this thread after being disappointed in the utter lack of rock / anything besides rap-indie-electronic music in the 2010 albums poll.

marc iv, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

you will not be disappointed.

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 4 February 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

can't really go wrong with ANY of the top 15 or so albums here imo

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 4 February 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

there's gems later down the list of course but having heard most (not quite all) of the top 15, it's all really really great

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 4 February 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I can guarantee you will find plenty of rock here!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Salome vinyl is up for pre-order at Bis Auf's Messer if anyone is interested. I'm sure US distros will get it at some point,

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and Burning World records are releasing the Nachtmystium live @ Roadburn 2xLP.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and ilxor buy a record player

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and ilxor buy a record player

cds are less expensive, easier to store/shelve, portable, easier to rip to ipod, etc. - why would i want a record player?

¯\(°_o)/¯

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Normally I would be supportive of having a record player, but don't buy one to get into collecting metal unless you have tons of $$$$. On the one hand, its cool that there are so many awesome looking collectible vinyl packages out there, but, damn, that shit gets expensive quick.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

but you can pick up older stuff real cheap. Ask skot!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, totally! Thats the #1 use for my turntable.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

and since ilxor lives in the usa he doesnt have to pay $20 shipping like us not in north america.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Shipping is the worst part actually, as to send it to the UK it can cost more than the actual record. Americans dont realise how good they got it!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 10 February 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone here ever pick up good old metal vinyl bargains?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 11 February 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a friend who had a rulke he would never spend more than $20 including shipping on metal vinyl and in the space of only a couple of years he has many, many hundreds of LPs. I used to buy metal vinyl for $2-5. Although I stopped some time ago (and then lost everything when the basement flooded) I had several hundred elpees, mostly all used and cheap. I cannot imagine things have changed that much.. I mean, I had tons of Anvil records for $3 each!

NYCNative, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a friend who had a rule he would never spend more than $20 including shipping on metal vinyl

One assumes he was American?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

One assumes correctly however since we were convincing ilxor and he lives here...

NYCNative, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Lucky him, shipping is such a killer now since prices doubled

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

So far my greatest discovery from this poll has been Cathedral. Thanks to those who voted for them.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Yay! My favorite metal record of last year. Glad you're enjoying it in all its craziness.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I totally dig the 70s stoner-hippy grooviness. It's weird because I was like 3 when music like that was popular, but it just sounds right to my ears - must have been subconsciously imprinted on my brain as an infant.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

me too. Maybe just being alive in the 70s was enough; I had rust-colored bell bottoms, after all.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't gotten into disc 2 as much yet - it seems more 'normal' stoner/doom metal - but disc 1 has been in heavy rotation lately.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

So far my greatest discovery from this poll has been Cathedral. Thanks to those who voted for them.

You mean it wasn't the Hellbeard record? gasp!! lol!! xp

SeanWayne, Thursday, 24 February 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

love how sean is saying "xp" his first week on ilx, dude's a regular already

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm just now hearing that quest for fire record—more satisfying than i sometimes find psych recommendations. it's pretty fucking heavy and serious, though not in a black sabbath/bardo pond heaviness sense, just a very solid and unrelenting low end and not a lot of guitar psych bendiness up top.

j., Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link


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