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how's that grab ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3pVTdOd7I

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

i heard this stuff when i was in college. and then i moved to longmont.

tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

... I don't think you've got it figured out yet, pardner. how'd ya like a spider aimed at your heeeaaaaad

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

how'd you like my fist on your lip

tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

so good:
http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/media/phonefun/lpc_2.mp3

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

triple double check

My girlfriend sewed me an LPC shirt. I cherish it.

CharlieS, Friday, 10 September 2010 03:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Nobody ordered any millipedes.

rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

i knew it was you..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9tinqHWHE

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xUB8BCfYGk

am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

i don't want to beat up no children

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rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

i am too old to do things right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc

rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

bout to release some WILD animals...in your diRECtion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXy7uBGsUY

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

bengals are gonna be relased...
owls are gonna be hootin all over the place

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

wait i said direction

but it's way funnier than that:

"towards ya!"

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

I voted for his latest on my Pazz & Jop ballot last year. Nobody batted an eye.

Nate Carson, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

my name on ilx was 'towelette pettatucci' for a short amt of time

homosexual II, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

i heard a rumour LBC has done live shows? anyone experienced that?

super funny shit.

akaky akakievich, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 22:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol how many ilx names are longmont

fennel cartwright, Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

I read a review that said there are some calls to celebrities on your releases. Did I miss those? Who are they?

I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."

http://markprindle.com/longmont-i.htm

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy shit, eddie money!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtos2rYOy1s&feature=related

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every couple of months I scan eBay in the hopes of coming across the 6 disc box set he put out, but I never see it on there.
...Anyone got a lead on a copy?

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

If I ever wonder if the ilxor experience has been worth it, I'll just remember that I discovered LPC here.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

double double check double triple flip check

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

i was in touch w/ him years back, wish i still had those emails. he did tell me that the orange julius calls were not done by a little girl as i'd thought but by his then gf's son. still have a vhs copy of the lpc home video around, its pretty strange.

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

you should make that digital somehow and share it with me

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

or else what you're proposing is a complete Darwinian society

I don't accept your rhetoric.

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

its part of the box set

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbox_Option_Package

The DVD contains the videos Live From Longmont Potion Castle, Return to Longmont Potion Castle as well as several other clips.

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months dude... four months dude

I have the VHS. It's weird.

CharlieS, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

revel in the excitement of tandy

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fV2soHJ88

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'd like something with a WHOLE lot of flavor....

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

volume 8 is out

am0n, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thanks for the heads up! Brushotti!

Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

I thought about this dude today while I was hauling a some rope up to Limon.

(To: Dan Limon c/o Lloyd Wabbit)

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

i've got coaxial flutter on my unit.. it's the perpendicular crosstalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKAswwoc7Q

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:47 (six years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXLpx6oSL8

gr8080, Monday, 25 April 2011 21:11 (six years ago) Permalink

I said many years ago, I said to my son "You must learn from the ways of Masayuki Akamatsu"
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/echochops/id296803692?mt=8

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:09 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwiArHaxuG8

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:57 (five years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

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Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (five years ago) Permalink

unusual details in wikipedia articles

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (five years ago) Permalink

triple flip check

seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:38 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

nannette nunanacci

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:53 (four years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!

homosexual II, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:33 (four years ago) Permalink

OMG!

diamonddave85, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:34 (four years ago) Permalink

I want to throw it out there again that if anybody ever comes across the box set Longmont put out, I want to buy that thing!

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:42 (four years ago) Permalink

"you should onion up your face"

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

god this is killing me

"what's with the voice manipulator?"
"I got a new phone"

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:57 (ten months ago) Permalink

A) why do people transcribe his calls?
B) why do I still laugh when I read them?

I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 19 March 2017 08:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

"This is freaking Benedict, dude."

Uh, I don't know who you are.

"That's who I am, dude. And you're gonna know all about me."

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 19 March 2017 16:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkXn_4ZFJY&t=3222s

I reallylike the three way calls

Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 19:20 (seven months ago) Permalink

Am I the only one that isn't showing up for? I mean I get the placeholder but then I just get an error message.

Are you Thurston Moore (but enjoying it less) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 08:52 (seven months ago) Permalink

i'm guessing it's the trebek and 'mr .beauprex' call from the latest?

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:37 (seven months ago) Permalink

i need a brooom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mSJR9pf0bw

👁 (am0n), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:21 (seven months ago) Permalink

SQUAWKBOX!

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:02 (seven months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrBufBilYDw

[5:00]
'You guys snortin' smoke upair? You guys stand by yer work upair?'
'You know you sound like you got a dick in your mouth'
'Ok, well that's unprofessional, strikingly unprofessional'

And at 8:23, 'Camacho' trying to sell an lsd comic book about Kiss - 'Kiss, the demons of rock' - has me in stitches. 'What's the trouble upair?'

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 28 May 2017 10:54 (seven months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zJ25Y_MA4

realy enjoying this

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 June 2017 19:02 (seven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

you know you're either jacked up on marijuana or POT, and i just traced your number you son of a bitch

crüt, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:52 (five months ago) Permalink

pretty disturbing how that one caller seems terrified

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 3 August 2017 20:46 (five months ago) Permalink

during the guacamole advice?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:05 (five months ago) Permalink

the guy at 2:35 ish

Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:20 (five months ago) Permalink

Yeah that guy seemed to be going through uh... something.

This was a solid collection. Last one was cool.

circa1916, Monday, 7 August 2017 20:47 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

LPC is looking for an animator to help him with a project. Wants a fan that gets him. Plz halp.

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:21 (two months ago) Permalink

OMG paging Karl Malone!

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:24 (two months ago) Permalink

Kurt - can I get more details? Asking for a friend, thanks

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 4 November 2017 01:27 (two months ago) Permalink

sorry, we're gonna lose you there Carl

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:47 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

hey good news - i'm halping lpc!
i'm still not 100% what the larger project is, but i'll be contributing a couple minutes of video/animation as a sort of interlude. i'm really excited/nervous because i generally make shorter things, so this is a really cool opportunity.

i'm trying to immerse myself in LPC imagery and things that fit in that universe. lambs will play a role, but i'm still trying to understand the deeper meaning behind them

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:39 (one month ago) Permalink

Yasssss! That is so friggin cool <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:46 (one month ago) Permalink

That’s super awesome, man. Congrats.

circa1916, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:49 (one month ago) Permalink

Holy shit, awesome! That's so sick Karl, congratulations - can't wait to see whatever the finished project is.

flappy bird, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:10 (one month ago) Permalink

wow!!

crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:57 (one month ago) Permalink

thanks! yeah i'm pretty excited, but also nervous about fucking it up. it'll be several months before the larger project is out (i don't even know if this part of that documentary on gofundme or something else), though.

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 01:48 (one month ago) Permalink

Congrats Karl!

In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 4 December 2017 03:17 (one month ago) Permalink

awesome!!!!

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 4 December 2017 04:47 (one month ago) Permalink

very cool, Karl!

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 December 2017 06:25 (one month ago) Permalink

karl can you score me a t-shirt

gr8080, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:39 (one month ago) Permalink

i still don't even think i've talked to him directly, and don't think i will! he is mysterious.

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:09 (one month ago) Permalink

that is awesome karl. a friend here in longmont actually accused someone of being LPC recently and he denied it.

tylerw, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:12 (one month ago) Permalink

I just imagine him calling you to discuss specifics, fully in character w/effects and burly threats.

Fetchboy, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:14 (one month ago) Permalink

so rad, congrats

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:29 (one month ago) Permalink

"The representative from LPC"

Congrats Karl - can't wait to see what happens!

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 02:01 (one month ago) Permalink

rad news!

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:18 (one month ago) Permalink

:)

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:10 (one month ago) Permalink

i promise not to liveblog the making of this clip but i think LPC fans would appreciate knowing that the first two sections that i'm working on appear to be 157 BPM (in fact, i'm almost certain it's more like 157.4 BPM) and 143 BPM, respectively. at 30 frames per second, this means that 1 beat = .382165 seconds = 11.46 frames ,and 4 beats = 1.5286 seconds = 45.86 frames. i appreciate that, structurally, there is no way to exactly align the animation frames to the beat. It'll be close enough that no one except audio rain man will be able to tell the difference, but it'll still require the creation of 46 frame animation segments (and the occasional 45-framer so things don't get too far out of whack) to make it work, which is awesome

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:38 (one month ago) Permalink

Totally awesome! :D

Were you an LPC fan already or did you dig in his stuff when this opportunity arose?

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 December 2017 23:42 (one month ago) Permalink

i knew a little bit about him...a friend of mine put him on a mix for me way back in the day, and i remember looking through this thread on occasion. but i've definitely done much more of a deep dive over the last couple weeks. heavy LPC vibes in my apartment recently, it's been a madhouse!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:21 (one month ago) Permalink

It has always vexed me that some professional editing programs like Avid Media Composer and suchlike don't have the facility to place an audio clip in between frames, so if they're working on 24, 25 or 29.97 they can't simply just place a beat or an edit exactly where it might be required, like I can do in Protools.

MaresNest, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 11:36 (one month ago) Permalink

sounds like youre talking thru a wow wow pedal

am0n, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:07 (one month ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-M3zWrTqKc

am0n, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:45 (one month ago) Permalink

hey good news - i'm halping lpc!

that is rad! this sounds like it would be a very fun project! i can't wait to see the results.

It has always vexed me that some professional editing programs like Avid Media Composer and suchlike don't have the facility to place an audio clip in between frames

most commercial video editors & compositors (hate AE's timeline) i have used i find have insufficient timeline control imo except Premiere and FCP where you can at least advance and edit easily by one frame at a time. im not sure audio can live in between frames without editing the code of the video file itself outside of a program. one time i was playing around w Data Moshing and the trick behind that is to remove keyframes and have the codec itself generate the video image given the gap between the last previous keyframes and the next image. there was an open source program i used to do this but i forgot what it was.

the first two sections that i'm working on appear to be 157 BPM (in fact, i'm almost certain it's more like 157.4 BPM) and 143 BPM, respectively. at 30 frames per second, this means that 1 beat = .382165 seconds = 11.46 frames ,and 4 beats = 1.5286 seconds = 45.86 frames

are you doing this frame-by-frame w stop motion animation? what is your framerate? 29.97 or 30/Xfps? i used to use a Windows program called CoolEdit to assist with marking off frames. it is an audio editor and it displays time on the x axis as usual but you can switch between minutes/seconds and video frames w support for different framerates. you just set it to what you need and play the sound file (and/or look for the changes visually) and it displays it in fps. good look! this type of animation is very work-intensive but visually very rewarding!

funny, i have been hearing people irl and online talk about Longmont over the past few weeks. imo his legend is growing...

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:15 (one month ago) Permalink

good look!

lol good luck

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:16 (one month ago) Permalink

good look! haha

the larger project (i'm only making a short interlude for it) is 30 fps. it won't be too big of a deal to make things line up (i'm using premiere for the video editing). it it were entirely my own project, i'd just edit the audio slightly to make it align with the 30 fps visuals, but since i'm working to a pre-existing audio track (at 157 bpm, followed by a 143 bpm section that then gradu ally gets sl o w e r) it'll be a little bit trickier. but no big deal. i think the worst case scenario is that my visual cuts will, on occasion, be less than 1/30th of a second off of the barline of the audio. i was just kinda 420 last night so i temporarily got really into calculating exactly off it would be. :)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:33 (one month ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

"thats the reason why we instituted this 89 dollar penalty to dissuade folks from going buckwild!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USR4w0orxQ&t=8s

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Monday, 8 January 2018 23:30 (one week ago) Permalink

this finally got put on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pBCswy8bRk

am0n, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 02:21 (one week ago) Permalink


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