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how's that grab ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3pVTdOd7I

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) link

i heard this stuff when i was in college. and then i moved to longmont.

tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:27 (eight years ago) link

... I don't think you've got it figured out yet, pardner. how'd ya like a spider aimed at your heeeaaaaad

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:29 (eight years ago) link

how'd you like my fist on your lip

tylerw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 21:33 (eight years ago) link

so good:
http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/media/phonefun/lpc_2.mp3

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:36 (eight years ago) link

triple double check

My girlfriend sewed me an LPC shirt. I cherish it.

CharlieS, Friday, 10 September 2010 03:58 (eight years ago) link

Nobody ordered any millipedes.

rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (eight years ago) link

i knew it was you..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9tinqHWHE

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:52 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xUB8BCfYGk

am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:56 (eight years ago) link

i don't want to beat up no children

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rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:54 (eight years ago) link

i am too old to do things right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc

rope (lloydwabbitt), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:54 (eight years ago) link

bout to release some WILD animals...in your diRECtion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXy7uBGsUY

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) link

bengals are gonna be relased...
owls are gonna be hootin all over the place

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) link

wait i said direction

but it's way funnier than that:

"towards ya!"

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:29 (eight years ago) link

I voted for his latest on my Pazz & Jop ballot last year. Nobody batted an eye.

Nate Carson, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:50 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my name on ilx was 'towelette pettatucci' for a short amt of time

homosexual II, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) link

i heard a rumour LBC has done live shows? anyone experienced that?

super funny shit.

akaky akakievich, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 22:33 (eight years ago) link

lol how many ilx names are longmont

fennel cartwright, Thursday, 30 September 2010 07:37 (eight years ago) link

I read a review that said there are some calls to celebrities on your releases. Did I miss those? Who are they?

I don't know how to answer that. They're unlisted on there, and I'm unlisted on there, you know? But just for your information, GG Allin and Sidney Portier both make an appearance. GG is the one who is "sitting here drinking Beam," and Sidney is the one who insists that "no one in this house ordered any millipedes."

http://markprindle.com/longmont-i.htm

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:08 (eight years ago) link

holy shit, eddie money!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtos2rYOy1s&feature=related

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:29 (eight years ago) link

Every couple of months I scan eBay in the hopes of coming across the 6 disc box set he put out, but I never see it on there.
...Anyone got a lead on a copy?

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 1 October 2010 09:51 (eight years ago) link

If I ever wonder if the ilxor experience has been worth it, I'll just remember that I discovered LPC here.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:44 (eight years ago) link

double double check double triple flip check

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:05 (eight years ago) link

i was in touch w/ him years back, wish i still had those emails. he did tell me that the orange julius calls were not done by a little girl as i'd thought but by his then gf's son. still have a vhs copy of the lpc home video around, its pretty strange.

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:40 (eight years ago) link

you should make that digital somehow and share it with me

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:18 (eight years ago) link

or else what you're proposing is a complete Darwinian society

I don't accept your rhetoric.

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:20 (eight years ago) link

its part of the box set

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbox_Option_Package

The DVD contains the videos Live From Longmont Potion Castle, Return to Longmont Potion Castle as well as several other clips.

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:27 (eight years ago) link

three months dude... four months dude

I have the VHS. It's weird.

CharlieS, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:37 (eight years ago) link

revel in the excitement of tandy

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fV2soHJ88

am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (eight years ago) link

i'd like something with a WHOLE lot of flavor....

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:32 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

volume 8 is out

am0n, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Thanks for the heads up! Brushotti!

Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:49 (eight years ago) link

I thought about this dude today while I was hauling a some rope up to Limon.

(To: Dan Limon c/o Lloyd Wabbit)

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:50 (eight years ago) link

i've got coaxial flutter on my unit.. it's the perpendicular crosstalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKAswwoc7Q

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:47 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXLpx6oSL8

gr8080, Monday, 25 April 2011 21:11 (eight years ago) link

I said many years ago, I said to my son "You must learn from the ways of Masayuki Akamatsu"
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/echochops/id296803692?mt=8

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:09 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwiArHaxuG8

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:57 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Also known as Virtual Balboa, Brock Winthrop, Bart Hacker, Wyatt, Prick Baxter, Tommy Vee, Red Brown, Fennel Cartwright, Frickey Weaver, Cooter, Bernard Fuddle, Dirk Funk, Reuben Norman, Curtis Nayla, Gomez, Levi Goulet, Buddy Gripple, Grover Knox, Desmond Sanford, Holmes, Reginald Maplethorp, Dudley, Gianini, Nuno Gloop, Tanyo Lubbock, Luke, Kermit Neville, Nipper, The Polish Stallion, Lars, Don Savage, Rusty Savage, Sissy, Wallace Thrasher aka Stretchy, Dr. Slap, Bonecrusher Smith, Bo "Bobo" Tucci, Nigel Zacket, Spicy Legato, Dusty Staccato, Lloyd Wabbit, Raul, Herbert Prick, Axel Rod, Jacques, Mr. Freebus, Monroe, Kirby, Cecil Conklin, Bernie at UPS, Freddie, Hubbard, Remmington, Luther Manhole, Jackson, Monty, Benedict, Bri-Bri, Ray-Ray, Sylvester, Malcolm, Spencer, Kiplet, Swanson, Salzar, Elmo Slaughter from the Cave of the Winds, Rasmussen Yassin, Starchild, Luther Manwhole, François (from Lip Smackers)

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (six years ago) link

unusual details in wikipedia articles

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:37 (six years ago) link

triple flip check

seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:38 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

nannette nunanacci

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:53 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!

homosexual II, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:33 (five years ago) link

OMG!

diamonddave85, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:34 (five years ago) link

I want to throw it out there again that if anybody ever comes across the box set Longmont put out, I want to buy that thing!

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:42 (five years ago) link

"dude it's longmont potion castle"

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:54 (one year ago) link

longmont can be incredibly mean spirited, but somehow i still can't help but laugh

kolakube (Ross), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:23 (one year ago) link

the Super Nintendo one where he's telling the suicidal kid "I don't see why such a bright young man would want to end it all so soon" and then 30 seconds later "I really enjoyed talking to you. I'm gonna kick you in the jaw young man. With my foot-uhhhhhhhhh"

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:38 (one year ago) link

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin'"

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:40 (one year ago) link

that's like the quintessential LPC sentence

frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

hedgehog
hedge fund
hedge clippings
leap frog
egg nogg
yule log
warthog

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:57 (one year ago) link

I've been walking around singing 'where joo git yer dahn-keeee' since I first heard this

MaresNest, Monday, 19 March 2018 21:00 (one year ago) link

LPC is one of those fairly rate things that I wished I could like, but must admit I don't

thots and players (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:23 (one year ago) link

rare not rate

thots and players (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 March 2018 22:23 (one year ago) link

well why don't you rate my boot touchin yer lip?

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 March 2018 23:28 (one year ago) link

hey man, you ready to feel my grip?

had (crüt), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:45 (one year ago) link

you could come over here with my barbells, get things real flamed out

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 01:24 (one year ago) link

omg he calls Peter Weller on the new one lol

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 23:37 (one year ago) link

i tried shooting you over an email but it said it got bounced back cause there's a diphthong in my name

ufo, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 08:36 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XU-YvtGE8w

had (crüt), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 22:37 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

had a 9 hour road trip and we listened to LPC the whole time, super great

this one in particular killed me. so many more that I can't remember the names of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja2-98e7KfI

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:15 (one year ago) link

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin'"

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:41 (one year ago) link

it really is perfect road trip material

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:48 (one year ago) link

"if you come into my puffin' parlor, i'm gonna come out whuppin"

lol this is forever in my head

two cool rock chicks pounding la croix (circa1916), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:49 (one year ago) link

i love the voice he uses in the second call here. i got a big meetin' tamarrruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:50 (one year ago) link

listening to the early calls today. his voice was so different and young and innocent. its cute.

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:34 (one year ago) link

yeah doesn't even sound like the same person to me. he went from a 20 year old kid to a 50 year old man overnight

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:41 (one year ago) link

There’s nothin to deny young man

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:15 (one year ago) link

His early stuff he was like 16 I think! Which makes me think of the Super Nintendo sketch where he’s like “I used to think I wouldn’t make it past 23 ... and now I’m a 70 year old man”

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 23:42 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

this has LPC vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le0me6my4B8

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 16:27 (one year ago) link

lmao totally

"yeah little shots of coffee, somethin' nice and dark"

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:43 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

been re-listening to all my Orb albums lately and suddenly I hear "do you mind if I maneuver your donuts?"

actually the second LPC sample I've indentified on an Orb album. there are probably more.

frogbs, Friday, 10 August 2018 20:13 (one year ago) link

Oh cool

Tear production never fails to make me roll laughing

grandaddy of all liars (Ross), Friday, 10 August 2018 21:10 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

I NEED A BROOM

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:16 (seven months ago) link

My friend swore he got a call from him today — !

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 03:35 (seven months ago) link

maybe it was Bill Murray?

v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Thursday, 3 January 2019 05:40 (seven months ago) link

Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:07 (seven months ago) link

Sounds about right

flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 02:26 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

the documentary is screening here in may, psyched

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:37 (four months ago) link

For those already not in the know he’s doing text pranks on the insta account “uneasy sleeper.” Learn about puffios.

Deverly (Bangelo), Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:13 (four months ago) link

The uneasy sleeper stuff is great but I thought it was a producer of the film (David Hall) and not Longmont himself.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/longmont-potion-castle-the-official-film#/

gman59, Thursday, 28 March 2019 22:26 (four months ago) link

Ahhh that makes more sense thanks

Deverly (Bangelo), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:11 (four months ago) link

this makes me cry laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJDRZP6bVY

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:10 (four months ago) link

trip triple check

billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 05:02 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

you're gonna be talkin' to my foot after i fix it in your cheek

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 05:34 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

So has anyone seen the documentary yet? Is it mostly admirers speaking of their admiration, or is there more to it?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:32 (two months ago) link

The trailer didnt make it seem like it had much going for it, tbh

Caller identified himself as “roger”, a neighbor; encouraged my friend to clean up garbage amid whooshing and echoing sounds

― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Thursday, January 3, 2019 3:07 PM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ This is fucking hysterical

One Eye Open, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:15 (two months ago) link

a friend of mine went to the premiere in NYC. said the doc is good not great, the first half apparently is mostly talking head interviews with random bands being like "i love his shit" and then the second half they meet up with LPC and he shows them around Denver, points out places he calls frequently.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:37 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is the tortilla herder.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:55 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

I could come down and play you a Whole Lotta Love but it's gonna sound like a Whole Lotta Nothin' because this thing is fouled up

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:08 (four weeks ago) link

What the hell's an antelope wad?

can you make some wasp jerky for me

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:37 (four weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

good morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumfSC80QOE

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:02 (two weeks ago) link

The little moments when he's talking or making noises to himself before the other person picks up always get me

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:56 (two weeks ago) link

"Hi, this is Jebediah with Motor-Rooter"

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 12:03 (one week ago) link


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