In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

where's the blended haircut one?

gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

― kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

― gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

that's seriously the funniest quote in the history of ilx & i'm not sure it's even close

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif

was it ever determined whether gabby had a blended haircut?

symmetry required, etc

the JD/pinefox exchange at the end of that thread is brilliant

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ok I'm gonna hit you with a multiple-post sprawl that may as well be one glorious creation

im imagining a sitcom where 3 men find themselves in weird situations and they have to work out how to get themselves out.

episode one: pinefox, the lex and tuomas are in a sticky situation when they find themselves in somebodys garden and there is a loud barking coming from behind them. a garden gate separates them from freedom, will they make it out in time?

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:05 (3 years ago)

the lex falls to the ground as he valiantly tries to climb the hedge, tuomas sticks his head into the hedge, pinefox muses on the nature of the gate

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:06 (3 years ago)

episode two: pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.

the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:10 (3 years ago)

episode three. after a difficult day trying to get the key to work in the lock of their house, tuomas, the lex and pinefox settle down and relax in their lounge. tuomas is confused that there are strange obstacles between all the rooms and back in finland ease of movement between the rooms isn't so restricted. the pinefox is concerned by some strange lights and nasty noises coming from a black box in the corner of the room and has covered it with a blanket, and the lex has fallen into the sink

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:17 (3 years ago)

tuomas, the lex and pinefox find themselves trapped by the side of the road. their favourite kebab house is on the other side. pinefox wants to call michael jones for advice but the lexs ipod doesn't seem to have any reception. tuomas wants to walk across the road but the lex is worried the big colorful things might hurt like the lamppost did earlier in the day. tuomas says it is ridiculuous to assume that the machines are violent and that in Finland many of those machines are used to host anti-patriarchy meetings on the campus.

tuomas walks calmly into the road and a blue machine hits him and he falls to the ground. the lex finds this hilarious and shouts "SEE! you do that too, i'm not the only one!" and, reassured, stumbles into the road, and is hit by a red machine and exclaims loudly "OW OW OW no fair you got the blue one tuomas the red one HURTS".

the pinefox looks at the two vaguely recognisable people lying in the road and wonders when the lex and tuomas are going to return with the *kebabs*, whatever the hell they are

― 600, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:48 (3 years ago)

custosian

TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

is there any song of his that doesn't have a guitar solo going the entire time, all the way through it?

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

i don't play pool with jews
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, April 15, 2005 5:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

omfg at the blended haircut thing

omfg

lol welcome to gabbingtown dogg

why was he banned in the end? sb?

yup

Lol @ "the first two coasts."

dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.

― dylannn, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:41 AM (3 years ago)

XD

still lol at a guy named "dyl4n k1ng" accusing someone of having a gay porn name

also i'm pretty sure he posted on ilx about the first time he sucked a dude off

i would have to ask ethan where that post is tho i don't remember

can't believe keller of all ppl is posting that quote -_-

it was his first time with a hooker, get it right

nah i'm talking about another post

Q: who invented nerd rap?
A: Nerds!!!!!! (Who rap!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, December 27, 2004 9:55 AM

dylannn!!!!

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.

Alrite. Rap sucks. "duh rap has so much meaning like we so tite we can make up namez such as FASHEEZY cuz we be bored aight son? ye ye time to do shrooms so bounce" and rock "AHHHHH!!!!!KILL ME KILL YOU FUCK YOU!" What I find better is RAP ROCK. YEA THATS THE SHIT. LISTEN TO KID ROCK SND YOU'LL LOVE THE COMBINATION. BOTH RAP AND ROCK SUCK ALONE. RAP ROCK RULES.

L8ER.

― TOE-KNEE IM A PLAYER THAT YOU LOVE TO HATE,GOT UR GIRL SUCKIN DICK ON VIDEOTAPE, Wednesday, July 24, 2002 12:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder what rap would be like if more rappers did shrooms

what person said the first van halen was a bad album? i want to come to your house and kick your teeth in while blasting "on fire" super loud. call me..

― cornelius crash (cornelius crash), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 5:24 PM

Just seen this but if this thread continues to descend into meta snark (rather than, y'know, quotable posts that are actually interesting or funny) then it's going to be locked.

(That Old Fart!!! post is classic btw).

"Total bullshit (but it's abbey, so who expects anything else?). The Sound Museum albums and Colors: Live in Leipzig (duets with pianist Joachim Kühn) are terrific, Sound Grammar kicks ass, and while I don't love Prime Time the way I do his acoustic stuff, Virgin Beauty and In All Languages are both great."

we get it, Phil, you've swallowed the incomprehensible Kool-Aid, your loving hummer in the Wire showed us that (god knows why they still let you write there).

I continue to call bullshit on his last 40 or so years of recorded output, I don't especially care if anyone agrees with me. I also call bullshit on pretty much everything he's ever said in any interview ever, I think he made some incredible, essential music in the early sixties and has basically been a fraud ever since.

― jon abbey, Sunday, June 28, 2009 3:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ re: ornette coleman

i wonder if he ever did familiarize himself with crabcore ?

Q: who invented nerd rap?
A: Nerds!!!!!! (Who rap!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, December 27, 2004 9:55 AM

― am0n, Monday, September 20, 2010 1:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this needed a repost for emphasis

Not a fan of Biggie at all, although I didn't hate him...he was just kinda "eh" to me, and was brought down bigtime by the people he constantly hung out with (Puff Daddy, ick).
Nas, I know very little about. Of course I hated that stupid "If I Ruled the World", song, but who didn't...

Friends of mine heavily into rap suggest "Illmatic", but I haven't heard it.

― uh, Sunday, April 25, 2004 6:23 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a very SMH post from my very embarassing past. the funny thing is at the time I wrote this about Biggie, I'd heard only three of his singles, and nothing much else, so I was clearly BSing.

Friends of mine heavily into rap suggest "Illmatic", but I haven't heard it.

i bought it like the next day iirc.

god i hate autumn. it's the "i don't watch television" of seasons.

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:30 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

Yes, Buck I have noticed that too. The clothing stores are selling tackier and tackier jewelry, and tacky things that they never sold before.
Thing are really swinging low.

The music is very poor and annoying when I shop these days.
Once in a while I enjoy it.
People are in denial.
The clothing looks frumpy even in the most exclusive stores.
I went to a food store and they sell this snack food called "Girlfriend's Booty."
This means buttock.
Pimp juice is in the stores. People are looking disheveled.
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When people say I am not great, are they comparing me to people who have four people in a band?
It is very difficult to have no help. I try to connect with people, i like men, but they become competitive and they are no romantic..just competitive. What a disappointment.

― Marissa MM, Monday, August 8, 2005 8:26 PM (5 years ago)

great find

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 9:21 PM (1 year ago)

xpp
I'm a romantic Marissa

i don't have anything against it, myself. but the poignant beauty of ordinary humanity - the bathetic infatuation with clumsy frailty and endearing failure, as communicated by amateurish blankness and infantile affectation - has been exploited to death for decades by indie and post-indie and would-be-indie everything. in movies like juno and thumbsucker, on indie prints and greeting cards featuring awkward line drawings of birds (currently on sale in a bunch tiny shops on 5h in park slope), in back issues of mcsweeney's, in album after pitchfork-approved album of wounded & comforting soft sweater teatime glockenspiel music listened to, most likely, by someone you know and love. it's by no means an ineffective artistic stance: it works, communicates, gets a feeling across. but it's also so far beyond played that it's become a sickening zombie sham, a horrible cloud of kitsch that sucks the life out of everything it touches.

this hyundai ad is just the they live moment - the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses and see what's really been going down.

― carles marx (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 1:37 AM Bookmark

And why would anyone could think "super soak that ho" could have any other meaning than a playful water gun fight? I used to super soak hos all the time, and it was definitely platonic.

-- dabug, Monday, 21 January 2008

gotta be a sock