In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

ahahahaha

i can never find that one, thank you!

that is one of the all-time greats

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, February 5, 2004 3:40 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

this makes me miss the epic Stelfox and Marcello throw-downs.

Me too.

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

this was a latebloomer post originally right?

Would have been quicker if she used her mouth.
I'm just saying.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 October 2004 09:03 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

I guess you can't post that without the immortal deangulberry quote

already done~

why do i even know who american mcgee is

does this not make anyone else furious

― cankles, Monday, October 6, 2008 7:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was sorta the joke implied by my post tho

Oasis "Whats the Story Morning Glory" Yes, not a sexy album in the sense of "damn I want to fuck to this album" But, think about the implications of the album; you've got two incredibly independent and self-serving strong personalities singing and banging their hearts out on this album, while making music that is immensely powerful. What more could you ask for than two men doing what they want to do in an independent manner, and as a result, changing the face of music because of it. Have shagged to in MANY times.
AEKDB

Moore

― Bryan from Kappa Sig, Saturday, April 19, 2003 5:05 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

was that Oasis thing above a joke? Fratboy in homoerotic subtext shockah?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, April 19, 2003 12:25 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

thread needs more gabbneb

where's the blended haircut one?

gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

― kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

― gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

that's seriously the funniest quote in the history of ilx & i'm not sure it's even close

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif

was it ever determined whether gabby had a blended haircut?

symmetry required, etc

the JD/pinefox exchange at the end of that thread is brilliant

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ok I'm gonna hit you with a multiple-post sprawl that may as well be one glorious creation

im imagining a sitcom where 3 men find themselves in weird situations and they have to work out how to get themselves out.

episode one: pinefox, the lex and tuomas are in a sticky situation when they find themselves in somebodys garden and there is a loud barking coming from behind them. a garden gate separates them from freedom, will they make it out in time?

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:05 (3 years ago)

the lex falls to the ground as he valiantly tries to climb the hedge, tuomas sticks his head into the hedge, pinefox muses on the nature of the gate

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:06 (3 years ago)

episode two: pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.

the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:10 (3 years ago)

episode three. after a difficult day trying to get the key to work in the lock of their house, tuomas, the lex and pinefox settle down and relax in their lounge. tuomas is confused that there are strange obstacles between all the rooms and back in finland ease of movement between the rooms isn't so restricted. the pinefox is concerned by some strange lights and nasty noises coming from a black box in the corner of the room and has covered it with a blanket, and the lex has fallen into the sink

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:17 (3 years ago)

tuomas, the lex and pinefox find themselves trapped by the side of the road. their favourite kebab house is on the other side. pinefox wants to call michael jones for advice but the lexs ipod doesn't seem to have any reception. tuomas wants to walk across the road but the lex is worried the big colorful things might hurt like the lamppost did earlier in the day. tuomas says it is ridiculuous to assume that the machines are violent and that in Finland many of those machines are used to host anti-patriarchy meetings on the campus.

tuomas walks calmly into the road and a blue machine hits him and he falls to the ground. the lex finds this hilarious and shouts "SEE! you do that too, i'm not the only one!" and, reassured, stumbles into the road, and is hit by a red machine and exclaims loudly "OW OW OW no fair you got the blue one tuomas the red one HURTS".

the pinefox looks at the two vaguely recognisable people lying in the road and wonders when the lex and tuomas are going to return with the *kebabs*, whatever the hell they are

― 600, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:48 (3 years ago)

custosian

TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

is there any song of his that doesn't have a guitar solo going the entire time, all the way through it?

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

i don't play pool with jews
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, April 15, 2005 5:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

omfg at the blended haircut thing

omfg

lol welcome to gabbingtown dogg

why was he banned in the end? sb?

yup

Lol @ "the first two coasts."

dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.

― dylannn, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:41 AM (3 years ago)

XD

still lol at a guy named "dyl4n k1ng" accusing someone of having a gay porn name

also i'm pretty sure he posted on ilx about the first time he sucked a dude off

i would have to ask ethan where that post is tho i don't remember

can't believe keller of all ppl is posting that quote -_-

it was his first time with a hooker, get it right

nah i'm talking about another post

Q: who invented nerd rap?
A: Nerds!!!!!! (Who rap!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, December 27, 2004 9:55 AM

dylannn!!!!

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.

Alrite. Rap sucks. "duh rap has so much meaning like we so tite we can make up namez such as FASHEEZY cuz we be bored aight son? ye ye time to do shrooms so bounce" and rock "AHHHHH!!!!!KILL ME KILL YOU FUCK YOU!" What I find better is RAP ROCK. YEA THATS THE SHIT. LISTEN TO KID ROCK SND YOU'LL LOVE THE COMBINATION. BOTH RAP AND ROCK SUCK ALONE. RAP ROCK RULES.

L8ER.

― TOE-KNEE IM A PLAYER THAT YOU LOVE TO HATE,GOT UR GIRL SUCKIN DICK ON VIDEOTAPE, Wednesday, July 24, 2002 12:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder what rap would be like if more rappers did shrooms

what person said the first van halen was a bad album? i want to come to your house and kick your teeth in while blasting "on fire" super loud. call me..

― cornelius crash (cornelius crash), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 5:24 PM

Just seen this but if this thread continues to descend into meta snark (rather than, y'know, quotable posts that are actually interesting or funny) then it's going to be locked.