ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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Fuck off, The Beatles

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:03 (ten years ago) link

John Lennon, fuck right off you boring fuck

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:03 (ten years ago) link

Paul McCartney, take a flying fuck at yourself you fuck

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:04 (ten years ago) link

"Ticket to Ride"? More like Ticket to FUCK OFF

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:04 (ten years ago) link

*likes this*

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:05 (ten years ago) link

Sergeant Fucker's Fucking Fuck Off Fuck

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:06 (ten years ago) link

fuck off ringo with your stupid 'tache

Michael B, Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:06 (ten years ago) link

is abt your father or

plax (ico), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:07 (ten years ago) link

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:08 (ten years ago) link

George Fucking Harrison fuck off back to your fucking ashram

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:08 (ten years ago) link

Your Mother Should Know Tell The Beatles To Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Revolution #FUCK OFF

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Ob-La-De Ob-La-Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:10 (ten years ago) link

FUCK! (OFF)

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:10 (ten years ago) link

Oh yeah I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want you to FUCK RIGHT OFF

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:11 (ten years ago) link

Only A Fuck Off Song

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:12 (ten years ago) link

Hey George Martin, you can fuck off while we're on

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:15 (ten years ago) link

fuck off you fucking beatles fucks

suggest bandt (electricsound), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Fuck off Ringo you fucker, I preferred Pete Best.

How much does a Cheryl Kernot? (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:46 (ten years ago) link

fucking peace-signing ludicrous old fuck

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:48 (ten years ago) link

fuck every last fucker who's ever paid heartfelt tribute to the fucking beatles and all

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:48 (ten years ago) link

fuck off

fuck off

fuck off to where you once belonged

Freedom, Saturday, 21 August 2010 12:52 (ten years ago) link

Paul Gambaccini, you'd probably best fuck off while we're doing this

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:02 (ten years ago) link

Whoever that cunt who wrote that song by song analysis book is, you can for real get tae fuck

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:02 (ten years ago) link

And just to recap, wd like to remind the Beatles that they can fuck off

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:03 (ten years ago) link

turn off your mind, relax
and fuck off down stream

vote 1 (haitch), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:11 (ten years ago) link

Hello Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:17 (ten years ago) link

And of course the Lennon solo single, '(Just Like) Fucking Off'.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:18 (ten years ago) link

I'm Only Sleeping, So Fuck Off and Leave Me Alone

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:18 (ten years ago) link

Lucy Fuck Off With Diamonds

How much does a Cheryl Kernot? (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:18 (ten years ago) link

Fuck Off Submarine

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:19 (ten years ago) link

We Can Fuck Off Out

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:19 (ten years ago) link

A Hard Day's Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:19 (ten years ago) link

Fuck Off To You

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:20 (ten years ago) link

McCartney solo: 'The Fuck Off Chorus'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:20 (ten years ago) link

I Saw Her Fucking Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:22 (ten years ago) link

All You Need Is Fuck Off

How much does a Cheryl Kernot? (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:23 (ten years ago) link

PS fuck of

useless chamber, Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:26 (ten years ago) link

f

useless chamber, Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:26 (ten years ago) link

And Your Bird Can Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:26 (ten years ago) link

The White Fuck Off

How much does a Cheryl Kernot? (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:27 (ten years ago) link

I Want To Tell You (To Fuck Off)

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:27 (ten years ago) link

Eleanor Fuckoff

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:27 (ten years ago) link

When I'm Fucking Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Baby, You're A Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:29 (ten years ago) link

Oh! Fuck Off

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Fuck Off The Sun

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:31 (ten years ago) link

She Fucked Off Through The Bathroom Window

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Whilst parody song titles are fun, I can't reiterate enough just how much the Beatles need to fuck off.

'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Fuck Off While My Guitar Gently Weeps

fndgo, Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:40 (ten years ago) link

I didn't know Lulu has been called the fifth Beatle?

StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:16 (five years ago) link

Alonzo Tuske hates the Beatles.

dlp9001, Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:44 (five years ago) link

Fuck Off is surely the fifth Beatle

yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:54 (five years ago) link

Dusty Springfield and Tom Jones used to job share as the Fifth Beatle.
http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2010/08/180.jpg

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:54 (five years ago) link

Ringo could make a legit claim to being on that list of Fifth Beatles.

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:41 (five years ago) link

naa na na nanananaaaaaaa nanananaaaaaa FUCK OFF!

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:38 (five years ago) link

Fuck Faul (false Paul) and solo Lennon. Up with Nilsson!

bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:29 (five years ago) link

Revolver: FUCK OFF!
Magical Mystery Tour: FUCK OFF!

I FUCKED THE WALRUS OFF!

FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!

fuck off beatles

j., Friday, 1 May 2015 21:13 (five years ago) link

Fuck Ringo for ever singing and Fuck George for not ratting out Faul.

bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 3 May 2015 21:31 (five years ago) link

SAY THE WOOOOOOORD AND YOU'LL FUCK OFF!

I don't speak any Swedish but I like to think the lyrics translate as 'beatles beatles fuck off, yeah yeah yeah'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrFg4nyBeAE

soref, Sunday, 10 May 2015 08:37 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

These are words that go together well... FUCK right OFF!

I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:07 (five years ago) link

"I have all the British mono versions with yellow Parlophone--" AWWWWWW FUCK OFF

fave dranko (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:07 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 00:08 (five years ago) link

Wonderful new angle on the multiple Maccas theory:

Another concern is the way he flip-flopped as to whether he had rhythm and could dance and sway to the beat of the music

Josefa, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:24 (five years ago) link

what's the code to fp a thread

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:49 (five years ago) link

FOC FOC FOC FOC FOCAAAAAAAA!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0G0fAUhlSYc/TibOVDWPDaI/AAAAAAAABz0/hRjQavf4i_g/s1600/yum.jpg

Turrican, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:02 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOpvttxohs

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:05 (five years ago) link

the tragedy, of course, is that every thread that wants the Beatles to fuck off ends up being overrun by muzhiks talking about the Beatles

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 05:35 (five years ago) link

grow up shitbird

hunangarage, Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:08 (five years ago) link

touché

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:10 (five years ago) link

humangarbage bringin it lately

fappy board (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:04 (five years ago) link

pretty much the ultimate F.O. to The Beatles (and ultimate reductionist pick-apart critical approach) ~ it will make you wanna come to their defense:
http://scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html

Paul, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:24 (five years ago) link

grow up shitbird

... take your broken wings and learn to fly.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:32 (five years ago) link

Perhaps they began to feel obsolete listening to Cream.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:36 (five years ago) link

oi beatles piss off m8

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:54 (five years ago) link

This old article by Piero Scaruffi has won several international awards as the most professional analysis of the career of pop group the Beatles ever written

niels, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:04 (five years ago) link

man, that thing is a fuckin novella

sleeve, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:07 (five years ago) link

Wings, more like Wangs

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 September 2015 04:44 (five years ago) link

scaruffi seems like an alternate-universe geir

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2015 06:25 (five years ago) link

that dude's manifesto was a little confusing until he revealed he was a Zappa fan

Darin, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:28 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

been on hold for 10 minutes listening to these cunts

racket from the coombes (wins), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 21:51 (four years ago) link

An album I did of field recordings has these bastards showing up after inadvertantly passing someone with a radio listening to an unimaginative station. Fuck off!

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:52 (four years ago) link

getting in the way of Christmas the bastards

a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Friday, 25 December 2015 01:36 (four years ago) link

I haven't heard them for ages. did they really fuck off?

canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 25 December 2015 02:36 (four years ago) link

They ffo kcuf if you play them backwards.

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 25 December 2015 02:48 (four years ago) link

The Beatles streaming will be LIVE at 00:01 AM YOUR TIME and you can track its progress ...

do they really expect me to stay up that late? fuck off!

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 December 2015 03:04 (four years ago) link

It is time to set those Finnish ski troops onto The Beatles, exterminate the twats in their Norwegian Wood
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_kyK8x1URiA/VSd0Mie2wgI/AAAAAAAAVe0/b7sGADzrQ-k/s1600/Aerosani_sled.jpg

calzino, Friday, 25 December 2015 03:21 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More specifically: if you're such a Beatles fan you can't be bothered to listen to any music made by anyone other than one or more of the Beatles since the Beatles broke up, fuck off.

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:04 (two years ago) link

fuck you i also listen to billy preston and yoko

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:04 (two years ago) link

:D

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:06 (two years ago) link

Ey bee’ohs guess wot m8s

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:01 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

It is the 90s and there is time for telling the Beatles to fuck off

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 13:15 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

fuck off you dork !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2irkNavxQI

budo jeru, Saturday, 25 April 2020 05:16 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

Had to post this on this thread: a friend and I, two middle-aged guys talking about the Beatles. (Help!, specifically.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYBvZ03xwA

clemenza, Thursday, 15 October 2020 21:53 (two weeks ago) link


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