Let's discuss Rick Ross' "Teflon Don"

being fat itself doesnt 'cause' anything but like seizures it can be a symptom of unhealthy living, im sure theres some study that links exercise to a lack of health probblems for example

well i guess thats kind of untrue, being fat can cause things too, but thats not a helpful way to look at it

lex, yoo-hoo is chocolate milk

― J0rdan S., Friday, October 14, 2011 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 14, 2011 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is a horrible fucking lie on yoo hoo

fuck this world

cocaine related? not sayin just sayin

wouldn't be out of the question... he is a famous person

he is a famous person with an invincible persona who constantly raps about cocaine over expansive, triumphalist music

lol

every day i'm snufflin

he raps about selling it, not using

not that im saying he doesnt use it

just realized he is the dad from Family Matters in a tracksuit and sunglasses

or uncle phil! or al roker!!!!! lawl

nah Roker never rocked a beard

ah shit I didn't mean Family Matters I meant Fresh Prince of Bel Air

um yeah Uncle Phil

._.

no wait shakey i got it! he's cedric the entertainer! kenan thompson!

rmde

Grimace (both the mcdonald's mascot and my reaction to posts above)

http://p.twimg.com/AdCsL9oCEAEiRAG.jpg

BIG MEECH

omg

tremendous!

now there's an artist I'd love to commission work from

#rememberwhenRickRoss was the most respected correctional officer out there?... wait that was Edie Falco's character in Oz.
2:09 PM Jul 20th via web

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 23, 2010 12:09 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

omg!

heard you liked rick ross pumpkin faces so we hanged a rick ross pumpkin face from your rick ross pumpkin face

http://s7.postimage.org/kh77uh02z/BUTTERFLY.jpg

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/album-reviews/id.1824/title.rick-ross-rich-forever-mixtape-review

pretty worthless website, normally just ignore but I got a great laugh out of

"His lyrical dexterity comes to screeching halt on Yella Diamonds when every one of his bars ends with the same noun."

lol at dude who has never heard of internal rhyming.

"the same noun"

the great thing about that is that in the clean version it becomes an end-rhyme

"aston martin music" is really good

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 23, 2010 1:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cannot be said enough

it would be one of my favorite rick ross songs if you edited it down to just the rick ross parts. as is, fuck it.

Ha, I easily prefer the epic extended version with Drake feeling like all four members of Color Me Badd. Also, why would you want to cut Chrisette?

even the drake parts are good on aston martin music. that's how good it is.

"too doo what I had too doo" and "as...ton...mar...tin...myoo...zeek" are shitty hooks imo

"Aston Martin Music" makes me kinda get, so briefly, what other people see in Drake. Every note he sings comes as a surprise, I suspect to himself more than anyone else.

yeah he def sounds like he's making it up as he goes along

it's 2015 and this album still sounds great

the whole thing is excellent but MC Hammer -> BMF -> Aston Martin Music is my favorite part

Yeah this is all time for me, too. One of those rare records where the monster singles are perfectly balanced with the album cuts

What's the consensus on dude's post-peak music, Mastermind / Black Market? I dig the beats on Black Market a lot, no "B.M.F."-like material but I honestly don't care about that sound. Also it's the only reason I know Scott Storch and JR Rotem still exist, I forgot that Rotem in particular is probably the hackiest producer ever but the Mariah Carey remake is good

also is dude Nas's favorite new-school rapper or something (relatively-speaking,) he seems to collaborate with him a decent amount

He's the only current rapper I listen to. I think Mastermind is great, don't love Black Dollar/Black Market as much but they're solid albums.

Mastermind had a couple tracks that are among my favorite songs of the last few years.

War Ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax9YLJ8Wt5Q

Blk & Wht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI86g6eQOfs

I like "War Ready" but find the end of it kinda unnerving. As far as Black Dollar/Market, not sure why "Money Dance" is >7 minutes but it's cool cuz that's a great vibe-out beat

Still don't care about dude's rapping with a couple exceptions I can think of ("Foreclosures,") but it doesn't get in the way for me, idk how much of it is just thinking dude doesn't have the greatest voice for rap -- I definitely prefer Nas's verse on "One of Us" for instance but it's not like they're flowing all that different.

I didn't even realize him & Jeezy dropped albums at the end of last year for a bit

hard to listen to any of his later stuff imo

nothing off Mastermind appeals?

it was interesting while it was on

I haven't heard this album in years but I suspect I'll still love it.