POLL-demonium: The Prince Protégés

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Upon seeing Purple Rain again, I began thinking we needed to do this over the holiday season. Let the fights begin about whether half of these artists were *real* musicians!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
The Time 13
Sheila E. 7
Jill Jones 5
Wendy & Lisa 4
Vanity 6 4
Taja Sevelle 2
Apollonia 6 2
Tevin Campbell 2
Candy Dulfer 1
Martika 1
Ingrid Chavez 1
Támar 0
Bria Valente 0
Dale Bozzio 0
Madhouse 0
Eric Leeds 0
Carmen Electra 0
Tony LeMans 0
Good Question 0
Cat Glover 0
Sheena Easton 0
Mayte Garcia 0
Rosie Gaines 0
Flyte Tyme 0
Anna Fantastic 0
The Family 0
Nona Gaye 0


Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Sheila E. now and 4 EVA

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

You'd have to rank their songs. Some of my favorites:

"The Belle of St Mark"
almost anything by The Time
"Nasty Girl"
"Round & Round"
"Love...Thy Will Be Done"

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Should we vote based on their Prince-related work (Sheila E wins this for me) or their whole career (Dale Bozzio is a contender)?

Monophonic Spree (Paul in Santa Cruz), Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you just have to do what makes you feel most like a nasty girl.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought Dale was a Zappa protege.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 20 December 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of unfair putting The Time in here as they're pretty unfuggwithable so I voted Jill Jones. Her album is classic.

François de Roobabe (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 20 December 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah The Time are going to flatten the competition

some dude, Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

which one is the guy or band in purple rain thats sings the song about wanting to be a mountaineer? because that's the one i want to vote for.

LaMonte, Sunday, 20 December 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

if you include jimmy jam and terry lewis' post-time work, i don't see how anyone else can measure up at all. i wanna vote sheila e. for sentimental reasons, and because she's a terrific drummer on top of the pop glamour, but the time collectively were obviously kings of the heap.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Wanna rep for Wendy & Lisa here -- debut has some great stuff and I like Eroica. After, like, 5 years of looking for Fruit on the Bottom, I passed on it a few years back for $2.50. Still not forgiving myself for that one.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Jill Jones's self-titled album is the best record by a Prince protege I've heard, and she's a better singer than most of the people on the list (except maybe Rosie Gaines), so I'm gonna vote for her. Too bad that she never really made it big, and nowadays you have to pay big bucks even to get a used copy of the album.

Speaking of which, a lot of the albums by these acts are pretty hard to find these days... Isn't anyone interested in reissuing them?

Tuomas, Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Just realized Lady Ga Ga gives off major Dale Bozzio vibes. I was wondering why her shtick was seeming oddly familiar.

bendy, Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Meh on Sheena Easton since, despite the eternal awesomeness of "U Got The Look," she was a Grammy-winning artist long before she ever met Prince.

And, as it turned out, nobody needed Cat to rap.

Therefore, I vote The Time.

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Sunday, 20 December 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Like I've said before "Strut" >>> "Sugar Walls" anyway.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 December 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Martika "Love.. Thy Will Be Done" was great (as was also "Toy Soldiers", but that was pre-Prince of course)

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 20 December 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i voted for vanity 6.

scott seward, Sunday, 20 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i have that madhouse album at the store but i've never listened to it. maybe i will.

scott seward, Sunday, 20 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

S A X U A L I T Y

Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Monday, 21 December 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Never heard the Madhouse album. Should I? anyone?

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 December 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

First Madhouse album is pretty dated sounding. Kind of cool because Prince plays keys throughout but definitely a product of its time.

François de Roobabe (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 21 December 2009 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

The Family but no St. Paul?

Not that anyone would vote for St. Paul or even The Family.

Voted Sheila E. I like the Time but as stupid as they can get, I always go back to the Vanity 6, Appolonia 6, and The Family albums. "Happy Birthday Mr. Christian" and the orig "Nothing Compares 2 U" are great.

I love how DAF the Susan songs are!

Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Monday, 21 December 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"they" = the latter albums, not The Time. Antecedents antecedents.

Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Monday, 21 December 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

WHeRE'S ANDRÉ CYMONE

Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Monday, 21 December 2009 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 18 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Extra bonus points for Jill Jones: covering a Sister Lovers track. Kinda unexpected, I think.

dlp9001, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i need to hear a full wendy and lisa album one day. lolly lolly and waterfalls were pretty great though. out of these, there were some real duds i got duped into buying. but the quality of the protege work basically parallels his own stuff. so the 80s>>>90s proteges.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 18 January 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

who was it that turned KISS down?

piscesx, Monday, 18 January 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

mazarati did it first. prince did his version after.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 18 January 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the story is that "Kiss" was originally a rough, acoustic demo Prince had written. He didn't think he was gonna record it himself, so he gave it to Mazarati. Then Mazarati and David Z worked it into a minimalist funk piece. When Prince heard this version of "Kiss", he realized it was so good he wanted to release it himself, so he took the song back from Mazarati, remixed the backing track they'd done and recorded his vocals and guitar on top of it. Mazarati got an arranging credit on Prince's version, but I've read some interview where David Z complains about not getting a production credit on the song, even though he feels he was responsible for turning the demo into the sort of stripped-down funk piece it became. Which I think is a fair enough point: the minimalist sound is what makes "Kiss" so great, as a composition it's not that remarkable.

Tuomas, Monday, 18 January 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I noticed the extensive credits for everything on "Parade" where Prince is credited for every singular thing he did, and somewhere in the middle the "Kiss" credits are swamped (but realistic)...

Mark G, Monday, 18 January 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, seems I misremembered the credit on Parade, it actually says "'Kiss' arranged by David Z, background voices by Mazarati". But I don't think it's "swamped" in the middle, it's the third credit after "Prince and the Revolution" and "Clare Fischer".

I think Prince's relationship with credits has always been kinda weird. On one hand, on many of his proteges' albums they're given credit for songs Prince actually wrote himself, and on The Revolution and The New Power Generation albums the band is always given credit for the full album, even though some of the songs on them were written and performed by Prince alone. But on the other hand, there are also several stories of Prince claiming sole credit for tunes other contributed to. The "Kiss" story is the best known of these, but I think Andre Cymone too has claimed that he never got full credit for his contributions to the music they did while he was part of Prince's band.

Tuomas, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I had (have) the Cassette version.

Mark G, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

"the minimalist sound is what makes "Kiss" so great, as a composition it's not that remarkable."

also why it never sounds that great live.

best version i think ive heard is the lovesexy one. but even then something gets lost cos the song is all about the production.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 18 January 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

This poll needs more Andre Cymone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KER_tfyVehY

Spinspin Sugah, Monday, 18 January 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesse Johnson anyone?

Bobbi Peru, Monday, 18 January 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesse Johnson got Sly Stone to sing on a track during a time when nobody could get Sly to sing on anything

that has to count for something

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 18 January 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

"Crazay"! Not a bad song.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

is there a thread on the time? what is their best album?

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 April 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

Paging EZ Snappin to thread who is by far the go to Time expert afaik

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Saturday, 23 April 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

Ice Cream Castles is the best one

Οὖτις, Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Crazy talk. The first two are the best.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

They both have that lean basement funk production that was part of all Prince's late '70s/early '80s productions. By comparison ICC is a bit more produced and a lot of the charm is gone.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

Yeah i prefer the broadened sonic palette

Οὖτις, Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

I have been told that the answer is "what time is it?"

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Saturday, 23 April 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

no, that is the question.

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 23 April 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Madhouse ROBBED in this poll. Both albums are great.

Wimmels, Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Would have voted for The Time without hesitation!

WHERE'S JIM!? (Turrican), Sunday, 24 April 2016 09:14 (seven years ago) link

oh wee oh wee oh

thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Sunday, 24 April 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Mazerati was robbed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA4tiO6YpbA

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link


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