Taking Sides: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" vs "We Are the World"

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This exciting match-up pits Karen from Bananarama and Boy George's friend Marilyn against the marginal talents of Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and Michael Jackson. Who'll win this trans-Atlantic charity clash?

(I owned the former on 7", which gives my answer. Particularly fond of Bono's "merry New Year" on the B-side.)

AP, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Seeing how Lou Reed and Co completely ruined "Perfect Day" a few years ago, I rather listen to both songs simultaneously on repeat for a week.

Stevie Nixed, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" - it may be shite but it's our shite. Also endless, ENDLESS fun with notorious "them"/"you" line. "We Are The World" by contrast is joyless soul schmoozing which is even sung properly.

Tom, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i don't know, this is tough.

it's difficult to decide when, in the "we are the world" video, you have the split screen of stevie wonder and bruce springsteen and they're doing call-and-response and this was when bruce, bandanna and all, was in his most i-deeply-feel-everything-i-sing phase. and then you have kenny rogers and cyndi lauper at the same microphone.

then again, in the "do they know it's christmas?" video, the ego-fest that is weller, bono, and george michael are on the same mic.

maybe i should just cop-out and say "voices that care" from that gulf war benefit. i'll ultimately go with "we are the world" for the bridge.

fred "hands across america" solinger, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"We Are the World" made me more ashamed than usual to be American. "Do They Know it's Christmas" was executed with a thousand times more humilty, taste, class and craft than the bandwagon-jumping "We Are the World." Moreover, even if you break it down to merely just the question of which is a better song, "Do They Know it's Christmas?" is head and shoulders above the cloying, steam-escaping flatulence that was "We Are the World."

alex in nyc, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do They Know It's Christmas? certainly. And it at least makes an attempt to articulate something relatively specific to the African famine more than "when you're down and out...if you just believe, there's no way we can fall" nonsense.

One of the things Griel Marcus has written which I enjoyed points out that WATW -- written by at-the-time Pepsi spokesmen Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson, and featuring the oft-repeated line, "there's a choice we're making" -- was recorded following an American Music Awards telecast in which Pepsi unveiled a campagin ad -- complete with Lionel Richie commerical (the Dancing on the Ceiling one, if I'm not mistaken) -- for its new slogan, "the choice of a new generation." Subtle, probably even unconciously done, but frighteningly odd nonetheless.

Scott Plagenhoef, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If Tom's gonna take the "our shite" tact, I'm going to vote: NEITHER. Instead, I'll pick our lovely Canadian version, "Tears are Not Enough", despite the inclusion of some really horrid Canadian artists (please see the BNL thread for elaboration). Still, it had Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bruce Cockburn, Gord Lightfoot, WAYNE GRETZKY!, and many other fab talents from the Great White North. Not that I can remember many of the words...oddly enough, I remember part of the section sung in French, but only phonetically. It doesn't get much more Canadian than that.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do they know it's Christmas, definitely. But, Farm Aid beats 'em both!

, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do They Know Its Christmas? But only because Queen was in it!!!!!!!!!!

Luptune Pitman, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I vote for the British entry too, because of the donging bells at the beginning and the B-side, which featured various celebs thanking me profusely for having bought the single. A personal message from Duran Duran? For me? How lovely!

Was DTKIC the first charity single or were there others before that? I was only nine when it was released and my musical memory doesn't stretch back much further (apologies to the more elderly posters, hehe). I can remember it spawned various dreadful (but obviously extremely charitable and therefore Good) imitations - Ferry Aid, that Ferry Cross The Mersey one (I sense a ferry theme developing) and several others.

Has there ever been a good charity single? Or album? I can remember the Help album being spoken about as the first good charity album, but it's not one I take off the shelf much these days.

Questions, questions...

Madchen, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It wasn't the first charity single, no...I know for a fact that Unicef released an album (Music for Unicef: Gift of Song) in 1979, with all proceeds going to charity. Apparently Abba's "Chiquitita" alone earned them 300,000 pounds.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do They Know It's Christmas! The best charity record ever, my favorite Christmas song ever! I can hardly remember the other one...And my favourite cover version is of Do they Know... to boot!

james e l, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Better to ask yourself, "Do they care its Christmas?" The answer, sadly, is no. Few Africans are Christians.

Tim Baier, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

In "Do they Know..." the line "Tonight thank God it's them instead of me" has always bothered me. Anybody agree?

Or have I mis-heard this ? I think it's sung by Bono.

Dr. C, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually, Dr C the line is "well tonight thank God it's them instead of YOU"...so I think it's more of a call for people to think about others...

james e l, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thanks. But it still bothers me.

Dr. C, Wednesday, 25 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Band Aid 2 is clearly the best - for the beefing up of production by thae SAW team (Kylie and Jason - together again).

I'm sure I've played this annecdote to death but the "Tonight thank god its them instead of you" line would not have made it if Bono had his way. He asked Geldof if he really meant it, and Sir Bob siad "Of course - think about what it means". Now I'm no Bono apologist but his priceless reply ("I have thought about it - that's why I'm asking") almost excuses Desire.

Pete, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I always thought the intended meaning of "tonight thank God it's them instead of you" was more 'there but for the grace of God go I' than 'phew, thank God it's them, not me'

Madchen, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Pete thanks for that anecdote, very funny, almost makes Bono likeable ;) Now, what about friggin' "Sun City"?

Omar, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think that the UK entry has won this. It gets my vote too. It feels Christmassy to me, whereas I don't think that 'We Are The World' does. Has anyone ever heard 'We Are The World' all the way through anyway?

the pinefox, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

pinefox, if your nation of origin hadn't been made clear earlier, this question would've taken care of it. i remember in music class in second grade having a vcr brought into the room to watch the "we are the world" and then being given sheet music so that we might sing along. it was quite difficult to escape, being as it was the biggest selling single of all-time or some shit.

fred solinger, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'Do they know it's Christmas' was a rhetorical question, it asks us to empathise. 'We are the World' is an arrogant statement. Irrespective of nationality, musical taste, the context you heard it in, there's still no debate.

K-reg, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Funnily enough, I agree. I think that was well said.

the pinefox, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

According to some website..."Candle in the Wind" is the World's biggest selling single, with "White Christmas" as the second. But, it is very hard to reliable information.

james e l, Thursday, 26 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seven months pass...
Well, I honestly believe that both songs are really great. But, I would think that DTKIC, just comes out on top, for the originality.

Dhesan C., Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

From a critical standpoint, "Do they Know it's Christmas" was surely the most well-meaningly racist/imperialist single in the history of postwar popular music, in terms of its messy conflation of survival (e.g., precipitation, arable land) with religious conversion (celebrating the birth of Christ). The only possible excuse I can think of for this is that Geldof was being horrendously cynical about the British public's comprehension skills and/or political/geographical awareness, and thus decided to actively exploit the public's gut-level imperialist conviction that a live without Christmas is no more worth living than a life without agricultural sufficiency. Usually I sort of hope this latter is true, insofar as it would turn Geldof into a particularly devious Robin Hood figure.

Nitsuh, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DTKIC is such a condescending piece of shit. Oh god love them, they don't even know about Jesus, the poor savages, they don't even know they should be sitting round the tree stuffing their faces. How unfortunate. As pointed out by someone else, they're not even christians. Also those who raised an eyebrow at the "tonight thank god it's them instead of you" are totally on the money.

Ronan, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

For those who said, they're not even christian. That's not true. They knew Jesus hundreds of years before northern European do. Who's being condescending (and ignorant) now ?

The Christian faith is present in most African countries. Introduced into North Africa in the 1st century, it spread to the Sudan and to Ethiopia in the 4th. It has survived in Ethiopia under the form of the Coptic Christian community. Elsewhere, especially in the north of the continent, Christianity was supplanted by Islam.

The Christian religion was reintroduced into tropical Africa in the 15th century. Today, there are more than 341 million Christians on the African continent, almost equally divided among Catholics and Protestants.

Islam, the second most widely disseminated religion, entered Africa from the Mediterranean coast in the 7th century. In successive years, it spread along the East coast, and into the interior of West Africa. Today, Islam has penetrated into all parts of the continent, and numbers approximately 285 million adherents.

As to the traditional religions, sometimes called animist, they are followed by about 15% of Africans.

daniel, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Daniel --

Don't you suppose the line "Do they know it's Christmas?" would have to be directed at non-Christian Africans in order to have any meaning whatsoever? Isn't the alternative writing an entire single asking, rhetorically, if "they" know it's Christmas, to which large numbers of "them" would reply: well, yes, actually we do? Isn't the whole problem with the damn song the fact that it doesn't occur to Geldof to make this distinction at all?

And by the way, if you want to get specific about the religion of early-80s famine victims, the problem was centrally occurring in the horn of Africa and into the Sahara, where Islam's had its greatest inroads: Somalia and Sudan in particular. And while the focal point was Ethiopia, a traditionally Christian nation, the actual famine in Ethiopia primarily affected rural, less-Christian communities in the provinces bordering Somalia -- i.e., Somalis, Oromos. The traditionally Christian Amharas tended to be more cosmopolitan (plus in control of the bureaucratic structure), and thus a bit more insulated.

As if this matters. Your post only answers Geldof's question with "Well, yeah, clearly," which doesn't make the song any less condescending, imperialist, or stupid.

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sorry -- that sounds bitchy. I'm just pointing out that Geldof's song rests on this deplorable assumption that Africans are somehow missing out by not participating in a Western Christmas. So there's point (a) no, they're not, many of them aren't even Christian, and there's point (b) even those who are Christian may have just as vital and lovely Christmas traditions even if they don't involve trees or fat Nordic guys in weird outfits. The folks above were making point (a); you're making point (b). They both make the song stupid, though.

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi Nitsuh.

I beg to differ. It's not neccesarily have to be directed to non- christian.

I used to live in a country which christians are small minorities. The country has its share of political turmoil, civil war, religious fanaticism (in which one of the most influential religious body in that country issue an order that saying merry christmas to christians is forbidden). And I can totally relate with what Geldof was trying to say. Sometimes, if you don't look at the calendar, you wouldn't know that it's christmas.

I think it's his message to the first world citizen, that while we're having "the most wonderful time of the year" and "rocking around a christmas tree', and that the only reason it doesn't feel like Christmas this year is because there is no snow yet, there are millions of people out there who's never experience the joy of a holiday or any reasons whatsoever to celebrate anything.

This song is as poignant now as when it was first released. Especially when you compare it to recent contemporary christmas songs from Mariah Carey or Britney Spears in which they stated all they want from christmas is for Santa to bring them boyfriends. Geldof's message is for people like them. While we're worried about trivial thing like not having a date on a christmas party, for others 'the greatest gift they have this year is live'.

daniel, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You sound culturalist and imperialistic in just about the same way Geldof does, Daniel, which I find rather surprising. To wit:

Sometimes, if you don't look at the calendar, you wouldn't know that it's christmas [sic].

Do you see how you're making an assumption that "Christmas" = "Christmas as typically celebrated in the industrialized West?" That simply because a person lives in poverty or a warm arid region, he's not experiencing "Christmas" as it's properly meant to be experienced? Do you see how you, like Geldof, are conflating reasonable standards of living with Christianized Western culture?

Nitsuh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi Nitsuh :

Poverty or warm arid region doesn't have anything to do with "proper Christmas experience". Actually one might be able to understand the true meaning of christmas in those conditions, without the commercialized santa or frosty or rudolph or snow. After all the first christmas was experienced in poverty and warm arid region.

The point I was trying to make with that line was does it feel like Christmas when your church was bombed and burned ? When your priest was burned alive ? When you have to watch your children die because you are not able to give them food.

Christmas is in the heart. And I guess, hopefully I'm right, Geldof's heart was in the right place.

In any case, merry christmas to y'all. Let there be peace on earth.

daniel, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh, I don't doubt that Geldof meant it well.

I'm just say that, well, based on the argument you've just made, the song should have asked "Do They Feel Like It's Christmas?," shouldn't it?

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Nitsuh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

They're re-releasing it as "Do they know what a big mac tastes like or how comfy Nike shoes are".

Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Do they know it's Christmas" - HANDS DOWN! Bono...FANTASTIC!!! Great song! I think the radio has decided it. When was the last time you heard "We are the World?" on the radio? However, every Christmas we hear "Do they know..." a million times. As George "Dubyah" Bush said of the British... "We have no closer friend..." Thanks for a great song!!!!!

JK, Sunday, 23 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
On the line "tonight thank God it's them instead of you", I saw Geldof talking recently. He said that Bono came up to him asking if that's what he really meant to say. Geldof explained that he meant it exactly:that we should examine honestly our own feelings when we see starving kids on TV and recognise that but for an accident of birth it could have been us. It's an uncomfortable message, but one that makes the record infinitely preferable to the rather glib platitudes of 'We Are the World'. On the same theme, I think that you are being rather perverse, Nitsuh, seeing only what you want to see. The question 'Do they know it's Christmas?' is not recommending that Christianity would solve African famine and that all that's needed is a little prayer from us righteous Europeans and North Americans. Rather it is turning the whole issue back on the "developed" West, by asking at a time of over- eating and over-expenditure 'How do you feel when ou compare what you have today (Christmas day) with what you see those on your TV have?' This is further underlined be the fact that the whole rhetoric of the festive period is about giving and thinking of others. The song plays on the hypocrisy at the heart of Christmas as it is today. As I say, it's not comfortable and it's not easy.

Pavel Karminsky, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DTKIC 2 - dear oh dear oh dear. Colin Patterson did a brilliant comparison piece between both versions in the Guardian over Xmas which I shan't repeat here.

Best version of We Are The World is by Culturcide on Tacky Souvenirs from Pre-Revolutionary America. Re-entitled "We're Not The World" the chorus goes "we're not the world/we're not the children/we're just bosses and bureaucrats/and rock & roll hasbeens/there's a choice we're never given/to run our own lives/without it your "better day"/is just a better lie."

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Geldof was, I believe the only person to be on both records and I saw him being interviewed on the subjcet. He contrasted the recording of DTKIC, where the artists had to pop over the road to buy a sandwich when they were peckish, to We Are the World where apparently a huuge banquet had been prepared in a plush hotel and all the stars were arguing over whose limo should pull up and get the red carpet treatment first. Now Ok maybe you could argue that we should be considering the relative merits of the records alone, but hearing the above really made me feel that there was something hypocritical about the recording of We Are the World.

It was a very different experience watching the vid for We Are the World on TOTP, with my mother saying "Who's that dear?" every time a different singer appeared on the screen and me muttering back "I don't know" for the vast majority. Prior to We are the World I didn't have a clue who Willie Nelson was and afterwards I wished I still didn't! I remember thinking "That guy can't bloody sing!" and also the line he sings "As thge Lord has shown us, by turning stone to bread" is such a gut-wrenchingly awful flipping around of the Temptation of Christ story. And then Willie is followed by the horrible warbling of Al Jarreau.

MarkH, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Now, Live Aid is all well and good, but if we're talking dodgy '80s charity records, what goes beyond (or beneath) "You'll Never Walk Alone" by "The Crowd" (i.e. Gerry Marsden and some of his Tory-voting mates) which came out after the Bradford fire disaster but sold zilch until Heysel. On the following morning, up pops Marsden on TV-AM to promote his disc and say that some proceeds will now go to Heysel victim families or some other such. The following week: record goes straight to #1.

Among the participants: the Nolans, Joe "That's Living Alright" Fagin, Tony Christie pre-All Seeing I, Bruce Forsyth, Rick Wakeman, Bernie Winters, Jim Diamond and (I think?) Jim Davidson.

It was VILE!

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But-but-but it sounds BRILLIANT?

Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What song and singers did they use for Ferry Aid? (NB to US readers this was to raise money for families whose loved ones had perished in a boat disaster NOT to keep Bry in suits.)

Tom, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ah yes Ferry Aid. The song was Let It Be and the rollcall of shame included the following:-

Paul McCartney, Kate Bush, Boy George, Level 42, Nik Kershaw, Pepsi & Shirlie, Erasure, Mark Knopfler, Gary Moore, Chris Rea, Edwin Starr, Samantha Fox, Mel & Kim, Kim Wilde, possibly Alison Moyet, Paul Young, Swing Out Sister, Curiosity Killed The Cat, several Page 3 models and, on backing vocals "for the experience," Rick Astley (a SAW production I regret to say). Doubtless loads of others but these are the ones which immediately spring to mind.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm surprised that Edwin Starr was on it. It knocked Mel & Kim's "Respectable" off the top spot after just one week.

MarkH, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and let's not forget "Wishing Well" by GOSH. This was a charity record to raise money for Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. It is not to be confused with the Terence Trent Darby record of the same name which was relased around the same time.

Main Vocals: Boy George, Peter Cox, Hazel O'Connor, Grace Kennedy, Dollar, Noddy Holder.

Chorus Vocals: Bonny Langford, Sylvester McCoy, Jimmy Nail, Hollywood Beyond, Uriah Heep, Showaddywaddy, The Sweet, Busta Jones, Hot Chocolate, EastEnders, Spitting Image, The Rent Party, Grange Hill, Caren Keating, Shriekback, Roland Rat, Andy Crane, Simon Potter, Lisa Maxwell, Michael Croft, Dave Joyner, Terry Rice-Milton, Tracey Wilson, Jodie Wilson, Patricia Conti, Cantabile, Housemaster Boyz, Jenny Day, Kevin O'Dowd, 'Plus many other artists too numerous to mention'.

Shriekback apparently didn't appear on the record even tho they were credited on the sleeve! At the time they were "very opposed to charity records."

MarkH, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Rent Party??????????????????

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That Pavel person up there has got it right on (for my obnoxiously crisp western $$$ that is). Do They Know is an infinitely better song as well. It's such a damned shame about the grotesque bandwagon train that began with We Are The World, because it completely tarnished and even undid everything that was great about the original phenomenon. In later years, I noticed that myself and so many of my peers evolved into a manner of voluntary sarcasm and involuntary cynicism that I am sorely tempted to blame squarely upon the sheer trendiness during those years that was placed on being, or rather on APPEARING TO BE charitable and politically active. Case in point - someone I knew at the time, one day received a package of fundraising literature from Greenpeace in the mail. This package happened to include a rather striking graphic of a whale with the Greenpeace moniker etc... so this person "really wanted to give their support" but instead of making an actual donation or some real sacrifice like that, they proceeded to take their money to the local mall to have the aforementioned 'striking graphic' made into a custom T-shirt which, alternating with various Bat-Man movie Ts, was worn oh-so-righteously for the next few months. "Look at me, I'm saving the world! I'm doing my bit you know! See my shirt? Would I be wearing this if I didn't care? I have an Amnesty International one too you know! By the way, can I borrow your giant aerosol can of hairspray? I forgot mine at home." In the face of this deeply shallow new world, the resoundingly cynical response, the great cry of "Fuck it!" coming from so many of us, probably wasn't that much of a wonder.

static, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
We do this poll every year around Xmas.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

>Don't you suppose the line "Do they know it's Christmas?" would have >to be directed at non-Christian Africans in order to have any >meaning whatsoever? Isn't the alternative writing an entire single >asking, rhetorically, if "they" know it's Christmas, to which large >numbers of "them" would reply: well, yes, actually we do? Isn't the >whole problem with the damn song the fact that it doesn't occur to >Geldof to make this distinction at all?

I think this is slightly sloppy exegesis. The way I read it, Geldof's question, unpacked, would have undertones that run something like: "We have this time of 'goodwill toward men [people]' that we call Christmas. From our actions, can the developing world (toward whom we have a huge responsibility, having colonized/fucked them over) TELL that we're enjoying such a period of self-congratulating charity?" It's true that "Do they feel like it's Christmas?/Do they feel like celebrating?" would be a better question. Not as singable.

Bono's "Them/Us" line has always bugged me and made me laugh. Geldof's explanation doesn't help; if he really was trying to get people to do all that thinking, he should've known that on top-40 radio, that wouldn't be the effect (celebrity charity singles don't lend themselves to anything beyond sloppy self-regarding sentimentality). Still, it's a likable boppy-synthesizer tune without all the taking-a-shit "sincere" vocal stylings of "WATW."

I bristle at the immediate equation of Christianity and empires--Jesus and Paul weren't Platonists or Europeans, and contemporary theologians (the good ones) are doing their damndest to extricate them from Constantinianism. Still, if people think it's an imperialistic ideology and nothing but, that's MOSTLY Christians' damn fault. We can continue this discussion on the "I Love Arguing About Religion in Public" message board.

>And by the way, if you want to get specific about the religion of >early-80s famine victims, the problem was centrally occurring in the >horn of Africa and into the Sahara, where Islam's had its greatest >inroads: Somalia and Sudan in particular. And while the focal point

And you're right, it's unfortunate that it probably never occured to Geldof et.al. to do this kind of analysis. Humans tend to be insular. When those same humans hold most of the economic/military cards and are helplessly implicated in centuries of imperialism, this works to perpetuate, of course, that same imperialism.

Phil Christman, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
I am picking "We Are The World" here, which works as a song, not just as an idea.

Regarding the lyrical debate on "Do They Know It's Christmas" one needs to remember that, in 1984, Islam wasn't qute as dominant in Ethiopia as it is today, so asking the question "Do They Know It's Christmas" may not have seemed as pointless then as it may seem now.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Besides being unapologetically Christian, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" has the honor of featuring no blacks or women in lead roles.

So because most UK people are white (and were in 1984 to an even bigger extent), then they are racist?

As for the women thing, 80s New Romantics was all about male vocals. Most music was back then. And male vocals have always sounded better anyway.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

And male vocals have always sounded better anyway.

glad to see Geir's sticking with his "I just say insane shit that has nothing to do with anything" policy

J0hn D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Britishes at least have a valid chauvinistic reason for preferring Band Aid, but jeez, how long have the rest of you been living in a Bizarro world where Bob Geldof and Midge Ure write better songs than Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie?

Jonbert Williamsgau

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"We Are The World" is the better song, but "Do They Know It's Christmas" had the better performers.

Of course, it was British after all.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

DTKIC is such utter shit its not even comparable to WATW which is kinda shit and saved by the vocal performance as mentioned before.

The melody of

feeeeed the WOOORld
do they know...

is such utter shit

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if Ray Charles injected his "C'mon, let me HEAR YA!" into the Brit version, I might show it some respect.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Britishes at least have a valid chauvinistic reason for preferring Band Aid

They do?

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZktrrq
HEAR'N'AID

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay Pleasant Plains' Hear N' Aid link is fucking hilarious. I mean hilariously awful, but wow. The awfulness factor was ratcheted up way high up to ELEVEN man! Yikes. In its own way yes this is MUCH better than either DTKIC or We Are The World.

Other especially good classic stuff Pleasant Plains posted on this thread:

How can they say "We are the world" when the starving people are part of the world too? Are they trying to say that they're starving, but want to help themselves as well? Is that what they mean by making "a better day for you and me?" And how did I get involved with this?

Someone post a Japanese version of "Do They Know?" so I can make a final decision.

Bimble, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"We Are The World" is the better song, but "Do They Know It's Christmas" had the better performers.

Of course, it was British after all.

URGENT MEMO to Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen - you guys ain't got nuthin' on Pete Briquette, Chris Cross or Marilyn.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link

URGENT MEMO to Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen - you guys ain't got nuthin' on Pete Briquette, Chris Cross or Marilyn.

If their respective performances on "We Are The World" are at all indicative of their "gifts," those three performers (and let's bring Dylan in there too) have no business enjoying the status they currently do.

Bottom line: "We Are The World" = FLATLY INDEFENSIBLE. If you like it, you have shit in your ears and in your skull. Class dismissed.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Dylan is one of the few performers who actually comes out of the thing with credit. No one would talk to him at the recording except Willie Nelson.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link

fear!

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

not even The Boss?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Dylan was the Paul Weller equivalent in terms of "what about the farmers?"

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, but WATW was before the Live Aid calling...

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dylan didn't ask what about the striking miners.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

In its own way yes this is MUCH better than either DTKIC or We Are The World.

if by "in its own way" you mean "insofar as it's a better song played by more interesting musicians," you're dead on

please to put "up to eleven" to bed, it's fucking old and tired and wants to sleep

J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ lyrics to "Stars"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Dylan is one of the few performers who actually comes out of the thing with credit

I'm not sure you've heard his singing on the track.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Curt1s, we all want to touch a rainbow

J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Any takers this year? New wave all the way, bay-bee.

Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Monday, 20 December 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Unfortunately neither one of these is New Wave; besides, do you want new wave or do you want the truth?

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 December 2010 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I recently came across that xgau piece that Alfred links to, and similar sentiments from Greil Marcus while researching a piece on these songs. I always saw it in terms of UK pop oddballs singing a tinselly, jerry-built, lyrically odd song vs the sanctimonious, gilded aristocracy of US pop - revealing snapshots of the two different Top 40 cultures in the mid 80s and easy to know which side I was on - so I find xgau's focus on vocal technique and the racial mix interesting but counterintuitive. A major transatlantic divide on this issue.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 20 December 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I need to find the poll of the "We Are the World" soloists.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 December 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Here we are: Who Bodied Their Verse On "We Are The World"??

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 December 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM:

the thing that's most interesting to me from an aesthetic standpoint is how the veterans really kill it with their professionalism. the really awesome ones in here are from people who've been pretty much living on stages in front of audiences for 20+ years and know the difference between singing in an ensemble & singing duet & having a line where you want to both shine & not look like you're trying to out-do anybody (this is where stevie w. & ray charles really give a master class - they both go WAY up, but they could both have taken it much further if they weren't both dudes who know exactly what they're doing & how to always remember that your job is to make the song better than it was before you got there, not to make it a Spotlight On Me deal, which is springsteen's problem imo). dionne, al jarreau, lionel r., tina & willie are to me the ones who outshine everybody else by not trying as hard.

― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Friday, July 31, 2009

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 December 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I only paid attention to "We Are the World" because of Michael Jackson.

Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Monday, 20 December 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll just come in and comment a bit on one statement upthread. Sure, I agree that Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie both have overall better song catalogues with more classics than Bob Geldof and Midge Ure. Still, "I Don't Like Mondays" and "Vienna" are surely up there with the best of everything Jackson and Richie have written.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Monday, 20 December 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

take all the vocals out of DTKIC and it reminds me a bit of the Doctor Who theme, therefore it wins.

Kim, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes! I remember thinking it sounded kind of cool and futuristic when I was a kid.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

My grandparents donated a record player to my cousins and me to use when we visited them over the summer holidays. They were big into jazz and Motown, and "We Are The World" was one of the rcords that got chucked into the kids' pile. So whenever I hear it, it really reminds me of being on holiday in the South of France. I like it by proxy for this reason.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"We Are the World" is classic American schmaltz, with all the good and bad hideous vomit-induction that such a phrase entails.

― Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:42 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UfVmJBF-OY&feature=plcp

balls, Thursday, 26 July 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha amazing....genius of american music ladies and gents

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 26 July 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

i love that.

kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

"Bob, it's great -- you're the only singing the lower octave!"

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

in which Steve Perry and Daryl Hall demonsrate they can sing well no matter how many takes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEOOgv5unE&feature=related

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ Huey Lewis, Cyndi Lauper, and Kim Carnes trying to harmonize their irreconcilable voices.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Daryl Hall is in the same league with Steve Perry. On several of the takes Mr. Hall is off key quite a bit. Look at Steve's face as Hall is singing. He does look a little annoyed with Hall.

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a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

that's p interesting!

niels, Monday, 24 July 2017 09:17 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

arguably the most baffling lineup for any charity single:

Love Song to the Earth: Paul McCartney, Jon Bon Jovi, Sheryl Crow, Fergie, Colbie Caillat, Natasha Bedingfield, Leona Lewis, Sean Paul, Johnny Rzeznik, Krewella, Angelique Kidjo, Kelsea Ballerini, Nicole Scherzinger, Christina Grimmie, Victoria Justice & Q'orianka Kilcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBEGxqJKup8

marty dwalin (unregistered), Monday, 26 March 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

the Earth = d00med

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Monday, 26 March 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

TS: Love Song To The Earth vs Fistfucking God’s Planet

Siegbran, Monday, 26 March 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link

wow, can't believe macca took part in that shit

niels, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link

Love this guy:

"Do they know it's Christmas" - HANDS DOWN! Bono...FANTASTIC!!! Great song! I think the radio has decided it. When was the last time you heard "We are the World?" on the radio? However, every Christmas we hear "Do they know..." a million times. As George "Dubyah" Bush said of the British... "We have no closer friend..." Thanks for a great song!!!!!
― JK, Domingo, 23 de Dezembro de 2001 1:00 (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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