Best Ol' Dirty Bastard Alias

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The members of the Wu-Tang clan rapped under several personae, each with their own mythology and influences. Ol' Dirty Bastard takes his stage name from the 1980 Meng-Hwa Ho film Mad Mad Kung Fu (Guai zhao ruan pi she, also known as Ol' Dirty Kung Fu or Ol' Dirty and the Bastard). The movie features Yuen Siu Tien aka Simon Yuen who can also be found in other classics such as Drunken Master. Yuen Siu Tien often played a character of an old drunkard who had mastered the martial art of Drunken Boxing. Some of ODB's recurring aliases:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Big Baby Jesus	13
Dirt McGirt	12
The Man of All Rainbows	9
Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant	6
Roll Fizzlebeef	4
Big Box o' Chili	3
Osirus	3
Dirk Hardpec	2
The Bebop Specialist	2
Joe Bananas	2
Peanut the Kidnapper	1
Dirt Dog	1
Freeloading Rusty	1
Hasaan	1
Ill Irving the Murderer	0
Super Bastard	0
The BZA	0
RJ Tha Mad Specialist	0
Rain Man	0
Russell Jones	0
Osiris the Father	0
Ason Unique	0
Unique Ason	0
Ol' Dirt Schultz	0
Sweet Baby Jesus	0
Prince Delight	0
The Professor	0
The Drunken Master Styles	0

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Big Baby Jesus. Osirus a close second.

― "Bytchass of Juxberry" (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant

― b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a personal fan of 'osirus'

― psychgawsple, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Never heard him use Prince Delight or The Man of All Rainbows - those are both pretty great

― I am using your worlds, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't seen a lot of these before; the bebop specialist is pretty compelling tho if we're going with ones that are new to me.

― DUDE, I DON'T LOSE (call all destroyer), Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Man of All Rainbows is a thing of beauty

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

roll fizzlebeef sounds like something they'd serve at the ol' dirty chinese restaurant

― lex pretend, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

and now i'm hungry again

― lex pretend, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Big Box o' Chili

― Simon H., Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

could pick any of these, what a master

― Roz, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

can someone please link to the song where he calls himself "roll fizzlebeef"?

― samosa gibreel, Saturday, 13 June 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.zazzle.com/roll_fizzlebeef_shirt-235237343123598181

― ian, Saturday, 13 June 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Me and some friends were obsessed with the idea of the Big Baby Jesus like ten years ago so I've got to go with that. But Russell Jones always makes me laugh due to seeing signs in Seattle for Russell Jones Real Estate.

― joygoat, Saturday, 13 June 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osiris of this shit
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucker.

<3 <3 <3

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 June 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Big Box 'o' Chili is one of the funniest names for a rapper i ever did hear.

― the table is the table, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

so many good ones but big baby jesus i can't wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaait motherfuck that i can't wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

― IUAU812 (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lolz how many of these are totally fake

― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean come on, Roll Fizzlebeef? Did he say that in an interview once or something?

― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Sounds like a Mac Dre alias. (Though it'd have to be "Roll Thizzlebeef")

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Thursday, 18 June 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Hasaan

― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Thursday, 18 June 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Dirk Hardpec is genius. But I'd trade half of these for one Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir.

― dad a, Thursday, 18 June 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Thursday, 18 June 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Roll Fizzlebeef

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 08:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Dirt McGirt never got enough play.

― myndbloom, Thursday, 18 June 2009 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Get yer votes in!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 18 June 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad to see people reppin for rainbows

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

big baby jesus was my first choice, but since i saw so many people repping for that one, i chose "joe bananas"

― t0dd swiss, Friday, 19 June 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

somehow missed "Peanut the Kidnapper" on the list when I voted, but good choice:
http://www.popsike.com/pix/20081110/190265795337.jpg

― ian, Friday, 19 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

forgot to vote, would have tied this

― and the ugly girls, too (Tape Store), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

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