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Metallica - Jump in the Water

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Metallica - Yogurtbreath

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Metallica - Ride the bus.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Metallica - Owner of puppets.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Sex Pistols - Constitutional Monarchy in the U.K.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

U2 - Zero

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

Anal Cunt - I Became A Councillor So I Could Tell Parking Fine Victims They Asked For It

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

the classic - RS - "Let's Spend Some Time Together" - complete with Mick eyeroll

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

Beatles - an Afternoon in the Life

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

U2 - Where the Streets Are All Arranged In An Easily Navigable Grid Of Letters and Numbers

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

"Practically Nobody Does It Appreciably Better"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

David Bowie - Ashes to Charcoal

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

Jimmy Cliff - A Couple of Rivers to Cross

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Travis - Why Does it Sometimes Rain on Me?

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

Byrds - Seven Miles High

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

Boston - Just As Much As A Feeling

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dolly Parton - 10 to 4

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

Kate Bush - Walking Up That Hill

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

Anal Cunt - Everyone In Dalston Should Be Killed

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Electric Six - Danger: Regular Voltage!

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Tina Turner - "I'm Not Sure How Relevant Love Is Right Now"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Fleetwood Mac -- "Bicuspid"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Beatles - "Happiness Is a Noun"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

GG Allin - "Sleeping In My Bed On A Monday Night"

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

Elvis Presley - Near The Ghetto

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oasis - Live For A Very Long Time

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

Barry White -- "You Were One of the First, There Won't Be Many After You, and You're Just About All I've Got"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

Elton John - It Is Futile To Try And Stop The Sun From Going Down In My Presence

joygoat, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

"Penultimate Train to Clarksville"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

Joy Division - Love Will Keep Us Together

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

ABBA - Dancing Princess

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

AC/DC - Some Rosie

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

Eagles - Motel California

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

U2 - Sunday Bruised Sunday

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Smiths - There's A Light That Only Goes Out For A Short While Sometimes

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter To The Vicar's Tea Party

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Cure - A Wood

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

NWA -- "Feel Up tha Police"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Smashing Pumpkins - Dishand

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

Madness - An Inch Too Wide Around The Waist Trousers

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

Anal Cunt - I Like Hugs And Child Abuse

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

Steely Dan - Any Second Lieutenant Dude Will Tell You

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Caterpillar Legs

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Jim Carroll -- "People Who Were Sick But Got Better"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Radiohead - Street Spirit (Cutoff)

(wait, that's less reasonable, isn't it?)

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Jim Croce - Beer In A Bottle

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Eine Kleine Abendmusik

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

Motorhead - Ace Of Diamonds

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Bruce Springsteen - Born To Jog

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

Sparks - This Town Is Big Enough For Both Of Us

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

Sheila Take a Port

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 7 June 2018 11:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

E-Mail the Letter

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:32 (seven months ago) Permalink

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

emotional support fungus (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:02 (seven months ago) Permalink

Bad To The Skin

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:52 (seven months ago) Permalink

Beerdrops on My Guitar

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:14 (seven months ago) Permalink

Smoking Pun

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:44 (seven months ago) Permalink

similarly, Happiness is a Warm Bun

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:50 (seven months ago) Permalink

Why Did We Do It In The Road?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

(that's been going round my head for upwards of 20 years, no idea where it's from and Google is no help)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:52 (seven months ago) Permalink

She Came In Through the Screened-In Porch

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

Take This Job and Offer It To Someone Else in Two Weeks

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

The Night They Drove to Winn Dixie

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:41 (seven months ago) Permalink

My Heartburn Will Go On

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:04 (seven months ago) Permalink

(that's been going round my head for upwards of 20 years, no idea where it's from and Google is no help)

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, June 13, 2018 5:52 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe there is a lyric poster for this song that takes the first/only verse and spins it into a cartoon: "Why did they do it in the road" and so on.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:13 (seven months ago) Permalink

3:19

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:17 (seven months ago) Permalink

Solar Powered Youth

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:19 (seven months ago) Permalink

I Think We Are In The Presence of a Single Disinterested Chaperone Now

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:22 (seven months ago) Permalink

first cut is the cheapest

Slippage (Ross), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:34 (seven months ago) Permalink

Black Calf

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 22:19 (seven months ago) Permalink

Every Emoji Tells a Story

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 22:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

Never Mind, I Found What I Was Looking For

mick signals, Friday, 22 June 2018 19:43 (six months ago) Permalink

Red Hill Dining Town

kornrulez6969, Friday, 22 June 2018 19:46 (six months ago) Permalink

Abba – Waterlavvy
The Smiths – Heaven Knows Les Miserables Now
Joe Jackson – Is She Really Going Out on a Rainy Night Like This?
John Cale – (I Keep a) Coach Watch (on This Wrist of Mine)
John Cale – Hanky Panky Fuck Yeah
John Lennon – Veggies Add the Vigor to the World
John Mellencamp – Brain to the Scarecrow
Joni Mitchell – Figuratively, You Turn Me On I’m a Radio
Joy Division – Love Will Bear Us a Child
Kate Bush – Mother Has a Sit Down and a Nice Cup of Tea for Comfort
Kate Bush – The Man with the Contacts in His Eyes
Kate Bush – Those Overweight People
King Crimson – Man with an Open Beer
Larry Williams/The Beatles – Stable Miss Mabel
LCD Soundsystem – Dick York, I Love You But You’re Dead, Here’s Dick Sargent

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 24 June 2018 03:24 (six months ago) Permalink

Knockin’ on Kevin’s Door

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Sunday, 24 June 2018 04:08 (six months ago) Permalink

Mandolin Breeze

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 24 June 2018 17:39 (six months ago) Permalink

Highway to Helena, MT

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Sunday, 24 June 2018 17:52 (six months ago) Permalink

It's a Long Way To The Top (If You Opt to Take the Stairs)

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 24 June 2018 19:01 (six months ago) Permalink

Trucking

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 24 June 2018 19:50 (six months ago) Permalink

Non-Alcoholic Beverages in the Material World

kornrulez6969, Monday, 25 June 2018 01:23 (six months ago) Permalink

This note's for you, and you and you...

Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2018 12:27 (six months ago) Permalink

Loosely Affixed to Your Finger

kornrulez6969, Monday, 25 June 2018 12:33 (six months ago) Permalink

Hey Man Nice Shop

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 12:36 (six months ago) Permalink

Led Zeppelin - 'Over One Hill is Far Enough'

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 12:37 (six months ago) Permalink

Marc Cohn - 'Riding a Rascal Through Memphis'

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 12:38 (six months ago) Permalink

Meat Loaf - 'I Won't Do Many Things for Love (But I Might Do That)'

A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 12:40 (six months ago) Permalink

Werewolves of Cardiff

kornrulez6969, Monday, 25 June 2018 15:12 (six months ago) Permalink

Boogie On, Neo-Ska Woman

kornrulez6969, Monday, 25 June 2018 15:14 (six months ago) Permalink

Tanned Right Hand

chap, Sunday, 1 July 2018 10:21 (six months ago) Permalink

I'll Be Your Adult Baby Tonight

(Well, we don't have a thread called "Make a Song Title More Fetishy")

Hideous Lump, Monday, 2 July 2018 02:37 (six months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Don't Go Home With Your Hat On

antisocal (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:47 (five months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

'Lager On The Dancefloor' - Sophie Ellis Bextor

'Pour Some Splenda On Me' - Def Leppard

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Bringin' On The Eyeroll - Def Leppard

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 17:07 (three weeks ago) Permalink

A Totally Understandable Interest in the Mood-Setting Capabilities of Candlelight, Def Leppard

Happy Christmas (the Nonstop Pursuit of Horrific Total War Might Be Temporarily Abated in some Places), John & Yoko / Platic Ono Band

Anne Frankenstein (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:08 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Happy Xmas (“Avengers: Infinity War” Is Over)

underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:16 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Wings - '(Simply Having) An Adequate Christmas Time'

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:21 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Pathetically, every time this thread gets revived I have to go back and read all my past submissions and laugh at my own jokes.

But c'mon, Neil Young - "Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow" is fucking funny.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 27 December 2018 04:21 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Wings covering the song wouldn't make it more reasonable.

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 27 December 2018 08:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

leopard skin pill box socks

flappy bird, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:44 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Cher - 'If I Could Turn Back Time I'd Shoot Hitler'

the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Thursday, 27 December 2018 19:39 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Toploader - 'Beating Up The Singer From Toploader In The Moonlight'

the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Thursday, 27 December 2018 19:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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