1. "I looked at my waaaatch, I looked at my wriiiist/I punched myself in the faaaace with my fiiist."
2. "I'm gonna save all my money and rip it up."
3. "She says, 'You can't repeat the past'/I say, 'You can't? What do you mean, you can't? Of course you can.'"
(YMMV, obv.)
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
4. The way he sings on "Lay Lady Lay"
― I make poll (james k polk), Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:31 (nine years ago) Permalink
that took less time than I expected, good job everyone
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:33 (nine years ago) Permalink
5. "Whoever it is, I wish they'd cut it out quick/But when they will I can only guuessss."
― no pomo (G00blar), Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:34 (nine years ago) Permalink
6. PLAYBOY: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
DYLAN: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
PLAYBOY: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
DYLAN: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:34 (nine years ago) Permalink
goddammit I still haven't come up with a better screen name? *sigh* xp
7. "They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants."
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
When he auditioned to play with Bobby Vee as an organist (despite lack of any sort of mastery of the instrument), Vee asked the scrawny Minnesotan what his name was. "Elston Gunn," replied the then-Bobby Zimmerman. Laughing at the absurdity of it, Vee asked him, "Is that "Gun" with one "n" or "Gunn" with two "ns?"
"Three," replied Elston.
― deedeedeextrovert, Sunday, 26 April 2009 06:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
9. It ain't that I'm wantin'Anything you never gave before.It's just that I'll be sleepin' soon,It'll be too dark for you to find the door.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
10.
― velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:34 (nine years ago) Permalink
11. "Pack up your money, pull up your tent, McGuinn, you ain't going nowhere,"
― velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:51 (nine years ago) Permalink
12. [mumble mumble mumble] ". . . If only you just wouldn't clap so hard."
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:52 (nine years ago) Permalink
13. angle dupin looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -- austin city limits festival 2007
― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:57 (nine years ago) Permalink
― 100,000 strawberries (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 April 2009 09:08 (nine years ago) Permalink
15. The part in the Halloween 1964 Philharmonic Hall concert where he has a member of the audience prompt the first words of I Don't Believe You for him
― Duke, Sunday, 26 April 2009 09:58 (nine years ago) Permalink
16. I said "They refused Jesus too." "you're not him!"
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 26 April 2009 10:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
17. The cover of Empire Burlesque
― Duke, Sunday, 26 April 2009 10:48 (nine years ago) Permalink
18. Well, my telephone rang it would not stop,It's President Kennedy callin' me up.He said, "My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?"I said, "My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot,Anita Ekberg,Sophia Loren."(Put 'em all in the same room with Ernest Borgnine!)
― \m/ anger on stick \m/ (Ioannis), Sunday, 26 April 2009 11:01 (nine years ago) Permalink
please come crawl out your windowuse your hands and kegs it won't ruin youhow can you say he will haunt youwhen you can go back to him any time that you want to
― nashville - spiritual home of the cougar (will), Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
legs
20. "I'm sittin' on my watch so I can be on time."
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:21 (nine years ago) Permalink
21. "Well, I saw him makin' love to you, you forgot to close the garage door"
such a lewd song but this line is so overt that I bust out laughing everytime
― Euler, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:27 (nine years ago) Permalink
22.
Well, she's got jet pilot eyes from her hips on downAll the bombardiers are trying to force her out of townShe's five feet nine and she carries a monkey wrenchShe weighs more by the foot than she does by the inch
She got all the downtown boys, all at her commandBut you've got to watch her closely, 'cause she ain't no woman, she's a man.
― WmC, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
23. What he's wearing for the Empire Burlesque sleeve
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/615ptwSwJpL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:31 (nine years ago) Permalink
24. "I like Fidel Castro and his beard!"
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
25. I'm in Boston town in some restaurantI got no idea what I wantor maybe I do but I'm just really not sureWaitress comes over, nobody in the place but me and her
Well it must be a holiday, there's nobody aroundShe studies me closely as I sit downShe got a pretty face and long white shiny legsI said "Tell me what I want"She say "You probably want hard boiled eggs"
I said "That's right, bring me some"She says "We ain't got any, you picked the wrong time to come"then she says "I know you're an artist, draw a picture of me"I said "I would if I could butI don't do sketches from memory"
Well she's?? near she says "I'm right here in front of you or haven't you looked"I say "All right I know but I don't have my drawin' book"She gives me a napkin, she say "You can do it on that"I say "Yes I could but I don't know where my pencil is at"
She pulls one out from behind her earShe says "Alright now go ahead draw me I'm stayin' right here"I make a few lines and I show it for her to seeWell she takes the napkin and throws it back and says"That don't look a thing like me"
I said "Oh kind miss, it most certainly does"She say "You must be joking", I said "I wish I was"She says "You don't read women authors do ya?"at least that's what I think I hear her sayWell I say "How would you know, and what would it matter anyway"
Well she says "Ya just don't seem like ya do", I said "You're way wrong"She says "Which ones have you read then?", I say "Read Erica Jong"She goes away for a minute, and I slide out, out of my chairI step outside back to the busy street, but nobody's goin' anywhere
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:14 (nine years ago) Permalink
26. You know it balances on your headJust like a mattress balancesOn a bottle of wineYour brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Such an arresting image.
― Mark, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:14 (nine years ago) Permalink
27. Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:15 (nine years ago) Permalink
28. Per Roger Ebert on "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" in 1973: "Bob Dylan plays a character named Alias, and should have used one. His screen presence makes him look as if he's the victim of a practical jokes involving itching powder."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:17 (nine years ago) Permalink
29. You promise to love me, but what do I see? Just you comin' in and spilling juice over me.
30. Hell's my wife's home town.
― kornrulez6969, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
Well, I run right down ’n’ bought a ticketTo this bear mountain picnic.But little did I realizeI was in for a picnic surprise.Had nothin’ to do with mountains.I didn’t even come close to a bear.
― 100,000 strawberries (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:32 (nine years ago) Permalink
31^
I wrote this a couple years back for the AV Club:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IgB0JLKO15Q/RqDvomie9UI/AAAAAAAACBo/EjOWWXUB9fg/s1600-h/den+feat+2+4329.jpg
― tylerw, Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
oops, did that not work? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IgB0JLKO15Q/RqDvomie9UI/AAAAAAAACBo/EjOWWXUB9fg/s1600-h/den+feat+2+4329.jpg
Just noticed what I quickly c&p got the punchline wrong.
― 100,000 strawberries (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:57 (nine years ago) Permalink
32. I took my potatoes down to be mashed
― ian, Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:13 (nine years ago) Permalink
33. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the dayI figured I was ready for Cassius ClayI said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mineFive, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen."
― The Pompatus Of Love (Boxing Kangaroo), Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
34. Now, I'm liberal, but to a degreeI want ev'rybody to be freeBut if you think that I'll let Barry GoldwaterMove in next door and marry my daughterYou must think I'm crazy!I wouldn't let him do it for all the farms in Cuba.
35. Well, I set my monkey on the logAnd ordered him to do the DogHe wagged his tail and shook his headAnd he went and did the Cat insteadHe's a weird monkey, very funky.
I sat with my high-heeled sneakers onWaiting to play tennis in the noonday sunI had my white shorts rolled up past my waistAnd my wig-hat was falling in my faceBut they wouldn't let me on the tennis court.
― The Pompatus Of Love (Boxing Kangaroo), Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
God said "No"Abe say "What??"
― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 26 April 2009 18:57 (nine years ago) Permalink
matos's PLAYBOY quote sounds very funny read in a Terry Tibbs voice.
― piscesx, Sunday, 26 April 2009 19:34 (nine years ago) Permalink
― thirdalternative, Sunday, 26 April 2009 19:42 (nine years ago) Permalink
creepy orange skin and black eyeliner:
― thirdalternative, Sunday, 26 April 2009 19:44 (nine years ago) Permalink
number them plz!
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
39. "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the poet laureate of rock 'n' roll. The voice of the promise of the '60s counterculture. The guy who forced folk into bed with rock. Who donned makeup in the '70s and disappeared into a haze of substance abuse. Who emerged to find Jesus. Who was written off as a has-been by the end of the '80s, and who suddenly shifted gears releasing some of the strongest music of his career beginning in the late '90s. Ladies and gentlemen - Columbia recording artist Bob Dylan!"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:02 (nine years ago) Permalink
40.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:07 (nine years ago) Permalink
41.
42.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:09 (nine years ago) Permalink
43. He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him when you grab him from behind Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat He love your sense of humor, your disposition too There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry (Chorus) He loves your... Electric dumplings Red bell peppers Fuel injection Service charge Five-speed gearbox Long indurance Quest for junk food Big refrigerator Trembling wilbury Marble earrings Porky curtains Power steering Bottled water Parts and services (Bridge) Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world
― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:15 (nine years ago) Permalink
oh man, I forgot "Dirty World," well played
― Matos W.K., Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:16 (nine years ago) Permalink
86.Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue,Wiggle 'til the moon sees you.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, like a swarm of bees,Wiggle on your hands and knees.
Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear,Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here,Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts,Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead,Wiggle - you can raise the dead.
Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher,Wiggle 'til you vomit fire,Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums,Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk,Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake,Wiggle like a big fat snake.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 04:50 (nine years ago) Permalink
87. They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.I can't help it if I'm lucky.
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 06:23 (nine years ago) Permalink
one thing about a lot of these lines i think is they're the unreliable-narrator side of dylan. which imo has always been the better dylan. when he's head-on, either in early protest mode or later christian mode or still-later moody-moony mode, he's often either too much or too little (or both at the same time). he's at his best coming at things from the side, where it's not always clear where the ricochet is going until it's gone. he's a great bank-shot lyricist.
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 06:29 (nine years ago) Permalink
88. "There didn’t seem to be any general consensus among my listeners. Some people preferred my first period songs. Some, the second. Some, the Christian period. Some, the post Colombian. Some, the Pre-Raphaelite. Some people prefer my songs from the nineties. I see that my audience now doesn’t particular care what period the songs are from. They feel style and substance in a more visceral way and let it go at that. Images don’t hang anybody up. Like if there’s an astrologer with a criminal record in one of my songs it’s not going to make anybody wonder if the human race is doomed."
― Douglas, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:15 (nine years ago) Permalink
Dylan otm.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:25 (nine years ago) Permalink
89. "We got an e-mail here from Johnny Depp from Paris, France, who wants to know: 'Who was the father of modern communism?' Well, Johnny, Karl Marx was the father of modern communism. He also fathered seven children, four of whom survived to adulthood. His only son, Frederick Demuth, was illegitimate. I wonder if he calls his daddy on Father's Day."
― Douglas, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:25 (nine years ago) Permalink
omg
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:26 (nine years ago) Permalink
Source plz
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:27 (nine years ago) Permalink
(That one was from an episode of Theme Time Radio Hour.)
90. "He saw an animal as smooth as glassSlithering his way through the grassSaw him disappear by a tree near a lake..." [End of song.]
― Douglas, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:28 (nine years ago) Permalink
(Also I love the theory that the snake is the one who subsequently shows up at the end of "Wiggle Wiggle," ten years later.)
― Douglas, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:30 (nine years ago) Permalink
I seriously don't know how much he's kidding about "pre-Raphaelite" Dylan.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:31 (nine years ago) Permalink
91.He went to get the hangin' judge but the hangin' judge was drunkAs the leading actor hurried by the costume of a monk
91.I went to the wedding of Mary-Lou She said "I don't want nobody see me talkin' to you" Said she could get killed if she told me what she knew About dignity ...[some unfunny verses]...
Met Prince Phillip at the home of the blues Said he'd give me information if his name wasn't used He wanted money up front, said he was abused By dignity
― Eazy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
(er, 91. and 92.)
― Eazy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:46 (nine years ago) Permalink
(Too late to be typing."As the leading actor hurried by in the costume of a monk")
Met Prince Phillip at the home of the blues HOUSE OF BLUES
Then had burgers at the Hard Rock Cafe nearby.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:53 (nine years ago) Permalink
So House of blues does bad burgers?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 08:47 (nine years ago) Permalink
93. the "World's Greatest Grandpa" bumper sticker he purchases in Chronicles Volume One
― Matos W.K., Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:00 (nine years ago) Permalink
(less ha-ha funny than endearing-funny, if that makes sense)
― Matos W.K., Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:01 (nine years ago) Permalink
94. Handy dandy, if every bone in his body was broken he would never admit itHe got an all girl orchestra and when he says strike up the band, they hit it
― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
95. Cover art.http://www.newlog.com.ar/LPAL/BOB-DYLAN-Knocked-Out.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:17 (nine years ago) Permalink
96. PLAYBOY: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) Permalink
Good one, though #96 = #6.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
haha, my bad ... here's another good one from the same interview
DYLAN: The thing that most people don't realize is that it's warmer to have long hair. Everybody wants to be warm. People with short hair freeze easily. Then they try to hide their coldness, and they get jealous of everybody that's warm. Then they become either barbers or Congressmen. A lot of prison wardens have short hair. Have you ever noticed that Abraham Lincoln's hair was much longer than John Wilkes Booth's?
PLAYBOY: Do you think Lincoln wore his hair long to keep his head warm?
DYLAN: Actually, I think it was for medical reasons, which are none of my business.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
97. "See the primitive wallflower freezeWhen the jelly-faced women all sneezeHear the one with the mustache say, "JeezeI can't find my knees""
― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink
come on ppl, just three more
― Matos W.K., Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:47 (nine years ago) Permalink
j/k
― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:49 (nine years ago) Permalink
98. Weberman interview http://www.interferenza.com/bcs/interw/weberman.htmDYLAN: (breath) **Le** those two sentences, man. I don't get them at all. I don't understand them, even --
WEBERMAN: -- why, if you do, I might gain a soul --
DYLAN: Yeah, well, that's shit -- those last two sentences. I don't think I said that.
WEBERMAN: Yes, you did. That's just what you said, man. You said, You re not gonna get into my life -- I said, 'Why?' -- * then you said, 'If you do, I might gain a soul.'
DYLAN: I don't understand that, do you?
WEBERMAN: (pause) Uhh -- I don't know -- I don't know -- it could be looked at in a number of ways, man -- you could *** --
DYLAN: Yeah, why don't you -- d'why don t you take it out of your article and look at it in a number of ways -- and let s d'uh -- you know, and -- and roll it around awhile -- and then when you -- when we know what it means -- why don't you tell me, and then -- ah, let's see if it's worth putting in an article --
WEBERMAN: (pause) Uh** --
― tylerw, Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:02 (nine years ago) Permalink
99.
― Moreno, Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:17 (nine years ago) Permalink
100. Three decades later, A.J., now fifty-five, his once-wildmane receded to silver fringe (but still talking very fast),recalls the incident, one of the more colorful in the oftendrearily hagiographic Dylanological chronicles: "I'd agreednot to hassle Dylan anymore, but I was a publicity-hungrymotherfucker. . . . I went to MacDougal Street, and Dylan'swife comes out and starts screaming about me going throughthe garbage. Dylan said if I ever fucked with his wife, he'dbeat the shit out of me. A couple of days later, I'm onElizabeth Street and someone jumps me, starts punching me.
"I turn around and it's like -- Dylan. I'm thinking, 'Canyou believe this? I'm getting the crap beat out of me by BobDylan!' I said, 'Hey, man, how you doin'?' But he keepsknocking my head against the sidewalk. He's little, but he'sstrong. He works out. I wouldn't fight back, you know,because I knew I was wrong. He gets up, rips off my 'FreeBob Dylan' button and walks away. Never says a word.
"The Bowery bums were coming over, asking, 'How much heget?' Like I got rolled. . . . I guess you got to hand it toDylan, coming over himself, not sending some fucking lawyer.That was the last time I ever saw him, except once with oneof his kids, maybe Jakob, and he said, 'A.J. is so ashamedof his Jewishness, he got a nose job,' which was true -- atleast in the fact that I got a nose job. . . ."
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 21:20 (nine years ago) Permalink
"The sun's not yellow/it's chicken"
― deusner, Thursday, 30 April 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) Permalink
101. http://consequenceofsound.net/2009/05/13/bob-dylan-makes-surprise-appearance-on-beatles-tour/
― "the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:31 (nine years ago) Permalink
^^^^^Apparently he also visited Neil Young's boyhood home when he was in Canada recently.
― Moreno, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:40 (nine years ago) Permalink
Peter Grant: Mr. Dylan, my name is Peter Grant. I'm Led Zeppelin's manager.Dylan: I don't come to you with MY problems, do I?
- at a party or backstage or somewhere, mid-'70s
― I wish he hadn't adapted my critique of his "ilxor" moniker (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:09 (nine years ago) Permalink
103. "Mona tried to tell meTo stay away from the train line.She said that all the railroad menJust drink up your blood like wine.An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,But then again, there's only one I've metAn' he just smoked my eyelidsAn' punched my cigarette."'
― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 19:41 (nine years ago) Permalink
http://www.expectingrain.com/jokes.html
― posi riot (some dude), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 12:45 (four years ago) Permalink
I think about the Elston Gunnn anecdote once a week
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 13:14 (four years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPkJeziNyI&feature=kp
'i sucked the milk out of a thousand cows'
(onscreen, dylan, cow)
― j., Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:12 (four years ago) Permalink
Roseanne (Barr) is onstage at the end of Frank Sinatra 80th birthday TV special, and Dylan comes up to her and says "I really liked the way you sang the National Anthem."
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:46 (four years ago) Permalink
bob dylan crisps
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUdAL0_X0AA3GeK.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:57 (six months ago) Permalink
"Professor Longhair—I got nothin’ to say about him. We told you about him before, and you know how to look him up in Wikipedia. That’s where he lives – Wikipedia, Louisiana."
― Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 04:20 (six months ago) Permalink
"The Three Wise Men–Caspar, Balthazar, and Melchior...three names you don’t hear much any more…well, except for Balthazar."
― Pumpkin Soup and Mandy Patinkin (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 February 2018 04:23 (six months ago) Permalink
"Gerry Goffin and Carole King wrote no shortage of good songs. Here's one you might not know. It's performed by that archetypical New York group that kept Atlantic records afloat for many a year, a group that had a number of famous lead singers, and easily made the transition from 50's R&B to 60's soul...of course, I'm talking about Yes. Naw, I'm talking about the Drifters!"
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 April 2018 11:43 (four months ago) Permalink
For The New Basement Tapes, T Bone Burnett put together a group with Elvis Costello, Rhiannon Giddens, Jim James, Marcus Mumford and Taylor Goldsmith, to finish songs based on old lyrics of yours. Did you hear any of those songs and say, “I don’t remember writing that?”
Did you say Taylor Swift?
Taylor Goldsmith.
Yeah, OK. No, I don’t remember writing any of those songs.
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Thursday, 5 April 2018 13:01 (four months ago) Permalink
“How about Ratt?”
https://youtu.be/cntGcbU3nM8
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Thursday, 5 April 2018 13:34 (four months ago) Permalink
"Fan of Bobby's for a long time...."
"All wrestlers are."
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 April 2018 13:47 (four months ago) Permalink
"My wife and I were happy for thirty years. And then we met."
― mahb, Thursday, 5 April 2018 14:11 (four months ago) Permalink
I wrote this awhile back, playing off some things in the newz at the time (posting it here on a quiet Saturday night, to minimize claims of self-promotion): http://kimgordonsrealage.tumblr.com/post/5810288062/bob-dylan-ive-battled-25-a-day-addictions-all
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Sunday, 13 May 2018 03:05 (three months ago) Permalink
haha those TTRH quotes are hilarious, wish I had the patience to listen through all those episodes
51. Some old David Letterman anniversary show from Radio City Music Hall, where they gave him a tremendous build up and recruited a huge all-star band, and he came out and sang the laziest, slurriest "Like a Rolling Stone" ever. I'm pretty sure he just sang the vowels.
I think it's more kind of lol but mostly sad territory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YedNVVw8LD0
― niels, Sunday, 13 May 2018 12:36 (three months ago) Permalink
^ Bob probably had some bad sushi before the show. (What a band, btw!)
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Sunday, 13 May 2018 16:57 (three months ago) Permalink
i saw bob dylan in the mid-2000s and that was pretty much how he sang all his songs
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 13 May 2018 17:37 (three months ago) Permalink