kooky movie related hiphop jams by actual emcees

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1. Fat Boys - "Are You Ready For Freddy"
[Nightmare On Elm Street 4]

2. Run DMC - "Ghostbusters Rap"
[Ghostbusters 2]

3. Vanilla Ice - "Ninja Rap"
[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2]

4. Hammer - "Addams Groove"
[The Addams Family]

5. B-Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J, and Method Man - "Hit Em High (Monstars Anthem)
[Space Jam]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

Hit Em High is so, so, so incredibly dope

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

probably because it's occasionally v. nice to hear quality emcees drop 16 bars with no swears

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Oh shit I could I forget:

6. LL Cool J - "Wildcats (Football)"
[Wildcats]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

what, is will disqualified

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

busta wrecks that so hard

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

i love the idea of those guys as the official group of the team trying to beat the looney tunes and michael jordan at basetball

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

of course not!
xxxpost

7. Will Smith - "Men In Black"
[Men In Black]

8. Will Smith - "Wild Wild West"
[Wild Wild West]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

the wild wild west he did at the MTV movie awards was so dope

dude rides down the isle on a horse and then halfway through their like STEVIE ON THE PIANO FOLKS

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

aisle

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

would be better if it had been an isle

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

9. Crooklyn Dodgers - "Crooklyn"
[Crooklyn]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

With all the Surf Ninjas and C-Bear and Jamal and Blank Check on his resume, I'd be shocked if Tone Loc doesn't have one or two of these floating around.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

Way to completely miss the fucking point, Granny

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

arguably, 'wild thing' is about ace ventura

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

no, i know that wasn't kooky, but shit is classic

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

no need for cussin, asshole

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

ha.

OK, you can post for classic status sakes, but it doesn't get to be #9

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know how to post youtube's but we need meth's the riddler up in this.

pipecock, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

9. Method Man - "The Riddler"
[Batman Forever]
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1dopd_method-man-the-riddler_music

Crimi-nimi-naaaal

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

With all the Surf Ninjas and C-Bear and Jamal and Blank Check on his resume, I'd be shocked if Tone Loc doesn't have one or two of these floating around.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, April 13, 2009 9:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

he has one over the end credits of ace ventura

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

shockingly there's no youtube of Biz Markie's "I'm Hungry"

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

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display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

Damn it. Well, that's supposed to be for DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's "Nightmare On My Street".

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

xpost
10. Tone Loc - "Ace Is In The House"
[Ace Ventura Pet Detective]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

10. Tone Loc - Ace is in the House

XD XD XD XD

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

"Nightmare On My Street" was never associated with a movie, just something they did on their own.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

The thread is "movie related" tho.

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

He's not an emcee, but the opening rap of Bobby Brown's "On Our Own" should qualify it:

Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

xpost and Jordan's AIM

I assumed everyone got that these were songs recorded by real rappers for use in goofy movies.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

jesus, krs is his serious-as-cancer self even when doing a song for I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

11. Raekwon - "Blue Diamond"
[Blue Streak]

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

EDIT:
I assumed everyone got that these were songs recorded by real rappers for use in goofy movies... with emphasis on ones that talk about the movie or its characters

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

"He's not an emcee, but the opening rap of Bobby Brown's "On Our Own" should qualify it:

― Joseph McCombs"

i said the same thing on the other thread.

pipecock, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

really nothing goofy about the Crooklyn Dodgers records, especially the second one which is one of my favorite hiphop tracks of all time.

pipecock, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

12. Dr. Dre - "Keep Their Heads Ringin"
[Friday]

the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

13. the video for DU's Same Song qualifies it for kookiness but of course i can't find it on youtube

attitude in spades (tremendoid), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

14. tone loc in ferngully

15. schoolly d - "king of new york" (w/ bonus larry fishburne)

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

14. Intelligent Hoodlum - The Posse (Shoot Em Up)
[Posse]

Euler, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

not kooky, but

17. ice-t - "colors" (the video on youtube has no sound???)

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

18. kid n play - "fun house

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

Outkast – Land of a Million Drums for the Scooby Doo soundtrack!

video

Stuck in this green mini-van with my lungs in a chokehold
Shaggy pass the boombastic
Daphne said don't do that
Freaky Fred smashed the gas and slammed us into traffic
Now Scrappy wanna box and throw them bows
so I had to sic the pitbull on him before he could pass one blow
Scooby-doo, scooby-doo, scooby damn doo, scooby doo (Scooby doobie doo)

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

scooby damn doo

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

okay i can't find it on youtube but the ll cool j track at the end of 'deep blue sea' wins this.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

it's about sharks.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

i think it's called "deepest blues"

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

sorry "deepest bluest (shark's fin)"

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

"Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)"

Uh, my hat is like a shark's fin

[1] - Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

[Repeat 1 (5x)]

Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall

[Repeat 1 (8x)]

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts

[Repeat 1 (8x)]

Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper

These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold-blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should of stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
You're blood is so warm
You're life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead

[Repeat 1 (12x)]

Yeah, DBS

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

kinda want to watch space jam now

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

okay bad idea

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

20. Ice Cube - "Street Fighter"

maciej recognizing trill, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

how could i fucking forget deepest bluest my hat is like a sharks fin!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

that might even be worse than ninja rap.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

21. Melle Mel, "Vice" (couldn't find on YouTube)

Matos W.K., Tuesday, 14 April 2009 08:02 (twelve years ago) link

amazing this hasn't been mentioned yet, a debut performance no less:

22. Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg "Deep Cover"

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 08:07 (twelve years ago) link

ok, that's not kooky or goofy

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 08:09 (twelve years ago) link

Someone make me a mod so I can go in here and delete half the posts.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

this one takes the cake (xxpost)

m coleman, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

could you imagine the mountain of money that someone had to put in hammer's face to do that? he was like the biggest pop star in the world at that time.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't that a couple years after his hits tho? remember he famously pissed away all his money in record time, he was probably broke at that point

m coleman, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

Nope, that was right before the followup to Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em, when he was still making million dollar videos

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

nah, that came out right on the heels of 2 Legit To Quit, which was triple platinum. I don't think desperation of any kind had set in, he was just riding high on all kinds of tie-in promotion. the guy already had a saturday morning cartoon show, i don't think anyone had to twist his arm to get involved with the Addams Family movie.

xpost

brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

OK that's right around the time of "too legit to quit" 91. I was dating it to the next album "the funky headhunter" which nobody heard.

I

m coleman, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

nah, by that point this had happened:

23. Tag Team "Addams Family (Whoomp)"

brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

24. Grandmaster Melle Mel "Beat Street"!

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:33 (twelve years ago) link


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