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bloodhound gang could at least write a song

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
"The Bad Touch" 9
"Fire Water Burn" 3
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" 3
"Mope" 3
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" 1
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain" 1
"No Hard Feelings" 0
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" 0
"The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope" 0
"Mama Say" 0
"Along Comes Mary" 0
"Your Only Friends Are Make Believe" 0
"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" 0
"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" 0
"Screwing You on the Beach at Night" 0


Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

Correct answer is "Mope", btw:

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

if you're ass is a chinese restaurant I'll have the poo poo platter

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

This hardcore gangsta ghetto image takes a lot of practice
Cuz I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

"The Bad Touch" for the New Order bassline.

Eazy, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

The song is presented as a series of letters to the porn star Chasey Lain from a fan, requesting that he be allowed to perform anilingus on Lain. Over the course of the story, the fan is revealed to be obsessive, and the lyrics get progressively angrier, in mockery of the stance taken by the overzealous fan archetype once the affection is perceived as being ignored. With its escalating format, it is similar to Eminem's 2000 release, "Stan," (although, predating it, is certainly not a direct parody).

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up

^^^^^^remarkably classic.

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your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

wtf "Mope (The Pet Shop Boys 7" Mix)"?

Ozman Bin Laden (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Pet Shop Boys remixed it. I think BHG remixed a PSB track in return?

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

Question for the ringtone bisexuals: were BHG the first guys to really do the whole "homoerotic sk8r" thing, before Jackass? I'm trying to think of precedents.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

no "the 10 greatest things about new jersey" no credibilty

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

we should post youtubes for everything so we have an informed electorate

"Fire Water Burn"

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

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Ozman Bin Laden (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Mama Say"

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me <--- has Cosby sample

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's 'cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

Question for the ringtone bisexuals: were BHG the first guys to really do the whole "homoerotic sk8r" thing, before Jackass? I'm trying to think of precedents.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, February 3, 2009 5:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the precedent for this is every skater ever

max, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?"

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

With its escalating format, it is similar to Eminem's 2000 release, "Stan," (although, predating it, is certainly not a direct parody).

You know what's funny, is that the line about the Discovery Channel on "The Bad Touch" also predates "The Real Slim Shady". Coincidences?

Eazy, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'd argue at this point that BHG did Eminem (first album version) a lot better than Eminem did.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

The music video shows Bam Margera, a friend of the band, driving down a Pennsylvania highway in the Banana car (which was seen on the MTV Cribs episode in which the band appeared). While he is driving, he sees some girls performing sexually suggestive activities in wet bikinis, poking fun at Benny Benassi's controversial "Satisfaction" video, while the band performs in a tunnel.
When Margera drives the banana-mobile up to the tunnel (whose entrance is topped by a wild grapevine growing in the shape of trimmed female pubic hair), he proceeds to gaze, enthralled at it, then drives through it, thus making the biggest of all the innuendos. The video ends with Bam thrusting a banana to a man in a Speedo whom consumes it in a manner that mimics fellatio. The tunnel used in this video is the abandoned Rays Hill Tunnel, a part of the Pennsylvania Turnpike until it was bypassed in 1968.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

thus making the biggest of all the innuendos

max, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

Here's two teenagers in their underwear dancing to "The Bad Touch"

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

Between Mama Say, Mope, and Great White Dope for me. Will require concentrated relistening before I finally decide on Mope after all. Lot of good stuff hiding on the second album, too.

Pet Shop Boys remixed it. I think BHG remixed a PSB track in return?

Nope, there’s a full 12” version of the PSB mix though. While they were working on it, Jimmy Pop told Neil Tennant about the GLAAD campaign against the Bad Touch video [predicated on a contention that the French dudes in striped shirts, neckerchiefs and berets sitting at an outdoor cafe were a hateful gay stereotype]; Tennant’s response was “Those faggots need to get a sense of humour.”

Donate your display name to Gazza (sic), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

foxtrot uniform charlie kilo is underrated. will probably go for bad touch though.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" got a Scooter remix!

Ozman Bin Laden (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

the video for "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is incredibly homophobic in a way that song isnt

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 01:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" got a Scooter remix!

People who have remixed The Bloodhound Gang, off the top of the dome:
Scooter
Eiffel 65
God Lives Underwater
PSB
KMFDM

IIRC, one of the versions on the Mama Say 12” was credited as “mixed by Jimmy Pop for My Third Grade Techno Project”

Donate your display name to Gazza (sic), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

Mike Dierickx and Tomcraft also did remixes.

Siegbran, Thursday, 5 February 2009 06:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOLY MACARONI
HOLY MACARONI
HOLY MACARONI
HOLY MACARONI

charles bronson reilly (donna rouge), Thursday, 5 February 2009 06:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

bad touch, of course. rest is okay, that song was is fantastic.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 February 2009 06:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

Esp. w/ underwear girls.

Eazy, Thursday, 5 February 2009 07:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 13 February 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

Question for the ringtone bisexuals: were BHG the first guys to really do the whole "homoerotic sk8r" thing, before Jackass? I'm trying to think of precedents.

http://www.thepepperoni.it/red%20hot%20chili%20peppers.jpg

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 13 February 2009 06:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

This is tough. These guys helped define my first year of university, but 'Mope' is the only song that my friends (rarely) quote these days.

Millsner, Friday, 13 February 2009 10:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

baaderonixx, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 14 February 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

Mama Say was robbed

I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Saturday, 14 February 2009 13:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

I wouldve voted for FUCK

billstevejim, Saturday, 14 February 2009 15:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

bloodhound gang have been banned from performing in russia after the bassist stuffed the russian flag into his underpants.

OutdoorFish, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:10 (five years ago) Permalink

Of course they were/he did.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 August 2013 15:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Why'd he have to go and do that? They had it made, playing shows at summer resorts in Odessa.

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:28 (five years ago) Permalink

there was chatter on the nu-metal re-assessed thread about this

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

Still struggling to find someone who did the mid-00's crunchy processed guitar sound as well as these guys (and who could spare me dealing with their lyrics)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 15:10 (one week ago) Permalink


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