R. Kelly: Ongoing Legal Process

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You have a case pending?

Dan Perry, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally: when I said 17, I was refering not to the girl in the rk case but my so called "invisible girlfriend". And I never sent you an email, like ever, as far as I recall.

And hells yeah I'm for at the least drastically reworking legal restrictions on drinking, smoking, and voting in various different ways. I didn't address it because I couldn't seriously believe that anyone on the den of debauchery that is ILX rilly thinks that people shouldn't be able to drink till they're 21 etc.

Fuck, teenagers should be able to move out of their parents house to their own place when they're 16 or so. It would save all parties involved a great deal of frustration.

Sterling Clover, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

but sterl, you didn't seem to be suggesting a lowering of consent ages, but an abolishment.

i think there has to be an age limit on things somewhere, now where that age thing should be set is a different issue. and one, that yes, is handled by different countries differently, but there is one thing in common - they have the age limit somewhere

so

a) a sensible discussion of when age limits should be set,

OR

b) abolishment of limits protecting minors?

gareth, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave Q, I really like your quick wit & your always-fresh perspectives, to say nothing of your gift for songwriting, but this

Also why do people worry so much about 'lost innocence'? Innocence in this world will get you killed. If somebody's tangled or tango'ed with a superstar predator early, they'll be more sussed later. It doesn't necessarily have to mean 'victimisation', except if they take subsequent fallout badly and end up ODing or in the nut hatch or something

is a dilettante attitude. You should meet some of the children I work with in my day job, many of whom have had the questionable good fortune to meet up with people who've given them the dubious opportunity to get "sussed" earlier. They are f***ed up now. Not crazy, mind you. Just angry & bitter & headed nowhere fast, and suffused with a sense of hopelessness. "Innocence" is of course a loaded word. Better to say that childhood shouldn't involve sex with adults, since it effectively ends childhood, and many of the developmental milestones which one encounters during the time of one's childhood are essential to later growth & happiness.

John Darnielle, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

c) Hot tub party! Bring your freakiest hoes!

Dan Perry, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sob* John Darnielle stymies my (crap) joke...

Dan Perry, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry Dan it was an accident

John Darnielle, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah yr right, that was a bit unnecessarily gratuitous of me

dave q, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

What I don't understand is how come you can vote and join the army and smoke at 18, but you can't drink til you're 21. What does that even imply? it's a bit of nonsense if you're asking me.

Ally, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

we weren't.

jess, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey kids, it's time for NOSIN' AROUND!

Ben Elton, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was such a WRONG comment on so many levels.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Glad to be of service, Mr P.

RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jess, go back to blowing ethan so that we can continue to make nasty sarcastic comments on this thread in peace, please?

Ally, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

six years pass...

NOT GUILTY

jeff, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

R you fucking kidding me

deej, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Nope, just now on AP

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

O_O

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 June 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

unbelievable

anyway good piece on dero pleading the 5th / issues of child porn here:
http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/hottype/080612/

deej, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

is he gonna celebrate this occasion with a statutory rape or two?

omar little, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

at the River North McDonald's.

Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

My minds telling me nooooooo!

jim, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

thank God we live in a country where a man can pee on a young girl and not have to go to jail for it

J0hn D., Friday, 13 June 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

totally got this in my head now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DTexNGn-U

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://koreantomcruise.muxtape.com/

forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

You realize his next album is going to be titled "I Had Sex with an Underage Girl"

forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

holy shit, i can't believe he got off (pun not intended)

Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Beatrix Kiddo, though I may appreciate it that was a FAIL.
R Kelly wouldn't be as blatant as to title his album with something that would directly implicate him, it'd be something innocuous like 'Them Girls' and he'd sing some shit like (off the top of my head);
'I love them girls with the long hair, short hair, black hair, no hair down there, I love them girls with the big eyes, big thighs, come up to my thighs, I love them girls with the smooth skin, body a 10 just turned eleven, oooh..." and T. Pain would be on that joint and no one would be the wiser.
I better get royalties if this happens.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

how the fuck?

The Reverend, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Not my finest hour.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells

chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Fantastic.

Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

(the song parody, not the trial or chinch's comment!)

Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

count me in, very happy about the verdict here.

Jena, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Yup.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link

still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this

The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this

-- The Reverend, Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol lol lol

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

p

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously, what the fuck

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN

HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells

-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (Yesterday) Link

I'd probably be leaning toward this reaction a lot more if his current single wasn't as awful as "Hairbraider."

some dude, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i30.tinypic.com/2sbskf8.jpg

^Best part.

Bodrick III, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

feelin like dan p = in a mood of r kelly hatred

The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

this is pretty fucked up

deej, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

from an email I received earlier:
"It is my sincere hope that Tim Russert passed from this earth without
the knowledge that R.Kelly had been set free to inflict further pain on
families across this country."

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

further piss

jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ needs samples of R. Kelly saying "real talk" after every line

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link


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