― geeta, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ethan, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jeff W, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― cuba libre (nathalie), Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tom, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel --, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
1. Robert Pollard is a drunken bafoon. 2. He releases tons of albums each year, many of which are of poor quality and very inconsistent. 3. The songs he writes can oftentimes be short, nonsensical, having shoddy production. 4. The band is a rotating cast of characters so pretty much it's all about Bob, all the time.
Yes, I quite like all these things. The live shows are entertaining, if you like that sort of thing. The songs are fun and you can sing along, it's like jock jams or a lofi Queen for indie kids.
― Jeff, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I think they're great cos I love Pollard's songs. pretty simple, I guess. if you don't, then you don't.
As far as "rotating cast of characters," the lineup went through a complete overhaul in '97 or so, but has been remarkably consistent save for the drummers. bob writes all the songs though, so I guess it is all about him. Get "Bee Thousand" or "Under The Bushes.." and you'll hear what I think makes them amazing.
― martin, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Q. Why in the name of all that is holy do people like Guided by Voices? A. No-hassle tune excellence.
Similarly, Bob Pollard's output could be edited down as such:
1. Alien Lanes 2. Bee Thousand
― nabisco%%, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
(nb: i own several gbv albums.)
― jess, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Josh, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark s, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Vinnie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I enjoy the live show too. Mostly for the fact that they play lots of upbeat numbers, one right after another, and focus on being entertaining (instead of just "doing their thing and if anyone likes it that's a bonus.") But the last time I saw them I started to feel sorry for Pollard. He just looked like such a pathetic drunk up there, an overgrown child. He never missed a note or a lyric, so the music didn't suffer, but I just hated to see him making an idiot of himself. It's one thing to be 22-year old Paul Westerburg drunk in a wading pool, but Pollard has kids in college. He should have moved on a long time ago.
― Mark, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― di, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ron, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J Blount, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 07:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― zebedee, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link
(xpost haha Ned and a good 30 of them will be "That's because they picked the wrong songs, maaaaan...")
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link
My goodness, the meme is at least that old! Ack!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:38 (twenty years ago) link
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:46 (twenty years ago) link
x-post, do you any other similar indie rock Matos? Maybe it's just not your thing.
― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:49 (twenty years ago) link
Hey, this stuff was selected by the man himself so you KNOW it's dubious!
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 09:04 (twenty years ago) link
i'm enjoying the newie a lot - nothing is really standing out for me but there's only one howler (noble insect)
― six times? (electricsound), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
lol 55Khttp://www.ebay.com/itm/Guided-By-Voices-GBV-custom-made-Eames-Drumset-used-on-Bee-Thousand-and-many-o-/121195596623
― Untt (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
why not just contact jay carney or steven soderbergh directly
― da croupier, Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
haha, seriouslyi doubt carney has that kind of disposable cash though
― Untt (La Lechera), Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
Wow, what's the retail on that kit as is?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 17 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
So... this blew up
https://www.facebook.com/gvbdrumauction/posts/450322931745459
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
lol. wonder what the "(you know, the J Mascis "who gives a fuck" story)" was.
― how's life, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 20:37:53 -0700From: Kevin FennellSubject: Re: From Bobby
Bob, I thought that it would be best to respond to you voice-mail message via e-mail to avoid any argument or confrontation. I just don't feel comfortable being attacked or having to explain myself, it's bullshit. You obviously are pissed about my decision to sell my drums or maybe my asking price. If you recall I did mention that I would most likely be selling them but I wasn't sure how to go about it at the time.
After rejoining the band, I was hopeful that we would be more active regarding playing out and having the opportunity to earn money. As a result, I passed on two full-time job opportunities at OSU to make sure I was available for the band but we only played 2 shows this year, with no mention of anything in the future. That's just it, there has never really been much communication and I guess I'm tired of being "on call" at the drop of a hat.
It seems to me that we are not on the same page and maybe my expectations exceeded yours. I think it's unfortunate that you have any issue with me selling what belongs to me. I went out of my way to make sure that I did not use the band name for personal gain. I only stated the facts about my history with the band on E-Bay. You know that I have devoted a large part of my life to the band and have been loyal from the beginning. It's too bad that same loyalty was never reciprocated and I think you know what I mean.
Maybe it's best that I resign my position at this time. I don't feel that I need to ask your permission about personal decisions ie: the asking price for my drums. If that's the case, it's better that we part company now.
Date: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 8:24AMFrom: Bob PollardSubject: Re: From Bobby
Hey Kevin,
Thanks for responding and there will be no argument or confrontation. There was no attack. There was simply a statement and observation by all, and you don't realize how many, that you have made a fool of yourself by your asking price. First of all, most people would like to know who the fuck you think you are and who you think Guided By Voices is that you can warrant that kind of asking price for your fucking drums. And yes, you did mention the band and use the band as a selling point. You said, "These were the drums that were played on Bee Thousand" and other albums. Should I ask for $50,000 for the metal trash can I banged on My Valuable Hunting Knife? Do you see the absurdity and where it can go from there? You don't have to ask for my permission to sell your shit but you do my friend, have to ask permission to use the name Guided By Voices as I own it.
You can call it resigning if you want but you were already fired. I've been wanting to do that for a long time. You're an amateur, you play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur). I've asked you to slow down and get behind the music but I can tell that you don't know what I'm even talking about. You know, I diligently sought you out for this reunion thing. I said I wouldn't do it if I couldn't find all four of the original members of the so-called fucking Classic line-up which is a laugh to begin with. I employed the assistance of others to find you. Now, I'm regretting that I ever did that. I could have gotten Jim MacPherson or Kevin March and no one would have given a shit, it would have all been the same.
I owe no sense of loyalty to you whatsoever. 100% of the gratitude should come from your end. Good luck in gouging someone for your fucking drums and don't ever fucking bother me again.
Bob
PS - Oh yeah, and calling it "being on call at the drop of a hat" for the exorbitant amount of money that you received for these calls is the epitome of biting the hand that feeds you. Do not delude yourself, Kevin, that people gave a shit who was behind that drum kit. And if you have a problem with me you can call me or meet me face to face if that's what you fucking want. Not just myself, but others, know you to be a rude, opinionated and insufferable individual. The little anecdote that you told about J Mascis in Denver (you know, the J Mascis "who gives a fuck" story) was the final straw anyway. And you know what most people can't believe about you asking $55k for your drums, minimum? Is that you're not even on drugs anymore.Like · Reply · 9 · October 22 at 6:58am
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, October 17, 2013 11:56 AM (1 week ago)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, October 24, 2013 1:40 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Just any old day for J
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly predictable correspondence there
i wonder what the jobs he passed up at OSU were
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
sadly predictable indeed. but also, of course, private. i can't imagine why any of those involved, even the aggrieved party, would want to make this correspondence public.
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Not sure I understand Bob's argument- do you really need permission of the name owner to sell any memorabilia with the name on it?
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I don't understand the motivation to make this public either...
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Bob is mean.
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
i guess it's to show that bob is a dick?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure it's complicated, Kevin has a history.
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
who doesn't already know that? bob is a lovable narcissistic dick.
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Now that this is public the fans get to provide all of the context that is missing!
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
I'm going to print out this email and try to get Bob to autograph it.
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
Then sell it on ebay
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
for $55k
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Reserve not met.
― Evan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
^next album title
J Mascis "who gives a fuck" story
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 25 October 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, that correspondence, guys in bands being horrible to each other but not actually in person, what a novelty
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 08:11 (ten years ago) link
Upcoming release:
1. Being on call at the drop of a hat2. Too fast (which is the sign of an amateur)3. $50,000 for the metal trash can4. There was no attack5. See the absurdity (and where it can go from there)6. So-called fucking classic 7. Sense of loyalty8. I said I wouldn't do it if I couldn't9. A laugh to begin with10. Asking price11. You have made a fool
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha!!
that's making me want to record one of those songs, which in the spirit would sound super shitty and be recorded in a midwestern basement on the most rudimentary of recording devices available to me (my phone) "4. there was no attack" is my track of choice
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, track 4 is the hit! "$50,000 for the metal trash can" is the rambling nonsense at :34 in length.
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Jesus that was depressing. The FB link is dead now; those excerpts are from the FB page or what?
― Admin is dead, e/t is permitted (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 October 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
They are, yes.
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
You're welcome for the copy/paste.
B-)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 October 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
(hilarious post btw, Evan)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 October 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
Ha, thanks! Also for pasting, should have known it would get deleted.
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
God, lesson is as old as the internet: Don't have contentious conversations in email (or text, or writing, etc).
― Pete Scholtes, Friday, 25 October 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
"a laugh to begin with" is a gorgeous acoustic ditty with bob and toby singing together about god knows what the fuck.
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
"you have made a fool" is, for better or worse, their new "hold on hope."
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
Got to LOL at Bob Pollard berating someone else for being amateurish
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
"being on call at the drop of a hat" is a surprisingly good electronic album opener that fools you into thinking this album is going to be their kid a, which of course it isn't.
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
"I was available for the band but we only played 2 shows this year,"
to be fair, each show was 400 hours long.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 October 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"So-called fucking classic" is even shorter and more ironic than "Hit" off of Alien Lanes
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
glad this got explained because the links I'd seen were to the fb page which was gone by the time I clicked on it. Bob sounds like a dick to to be perfectly honest, that is a ridiculous auction price and no-one gives a shit who drums for GBV.
― akm, Friday, 25 October 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
I think they should let a fan be their drummer.
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
fennell was the first drummer i ever saw gbv play with and he was most definitely a part of the reason i fell in love with them. he's still my fave gbv drummer. neither he nor pollard seems like they'd be all that fun to be in a band with though.
gotta love that pollard has a 7-inch called "return of the drums" due out in november. seriously.
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
If I'm not mistaken, he's got a fairly large Guided By Voices tattoo taking up the length of his arm. Wondering if he's regretting that now.
― Ex Slacker, Friday, 25 October 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
lol Lech
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
I wonder when he got the tattoo. This isn't the first melodramatic falling out these two dudes have had.
― Evan, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
Guys, this is just another classic rock tribute from them, a tribute to The Byrds dust up in which David Crosby the drummer "Michael, play drums right!"
― Sodade Stereo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 October 2013 11:50 (ten years ago) link
Listening to Lamb lies down on broadway a few times & it seems like a strong influence on GBV?
― badg, Friday, 29 June 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link
i think pollard has copped to being a 70s peter gabriel / genesis fan
― tylerw, Friday, 29 June 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link