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1. do groupies play an important role in rock?
2. have you fucked any rock stars?

chaki, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

It was amazing these young girls falling all over these old crackheads in p-funk the other night. I think george pays the band with t-shirts and groupies. Some artists are known more for their rabid groupies then they are for their music! ie: G-love and Special Sauce. Did anyone see that slut Cara get with Big Head Todd on Real World Chicago?

chaki, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

i have fucked bob seger, does that count?

mark s, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

my friend never met his father. he only knows him from the album cover. the band: montrose!

chaki, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I saw that Real World episode.That was Big Head Todd? They had him blurrred out, right?

A Nairn, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

i've never fucked anyone who was more famous than me. and i'm not very famous. i've had people hit on me specifically cos i'm a rock chick. but they're usually musicians themselves so it doesn't really count as groupiedom. the only part that groupies play in rock is to mythologise rock stars, that seems pretty dummm to me.

di, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

So, does Big Head Todd live up to his name?

Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Wynona is going out with Jack White now! is she the most famous groupie? everyone check out the 'penis chart' for all your favorite rock star's sizes! The long and shorts of it.

chaki, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Wynona is going out with Jack White now!

She would.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

I have fucked Jess of Jess and the Fudgey Whales.

It was a good lay.

matthew m., Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

you tart!

jess, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

I once snogged this girl in a band that was (at the time) slightly bigger than my own.. does that count?

electric sound of jim, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

What? She just had it for a year, and then fell off?

Brian MacDonald, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

I have fucked a Kenny G blow up doll.

nathalie, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

hells bells that made me laugh.

di, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

I did a line of speed with someone out of Angelica

dae q, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Wynona is going out with Jack White now! is she the most famous groupie?

The Groupie Central Permalink

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Wynona is going out with Jack White now! is she the most famous groupie?

The Groupie Central message board contributors think so, and despise her for it.

It's sometimes entertaining (and sometimes alarming) to see which musicians' names come up on that message board.

Do I count as a groupie if the musicians I've met and tried to snog haven't responded?

j.lu, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

I thought Wynona was dating Jimmy "talentless, overrated idiot" Fallon.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Jack & Wynona? Doesn't this guy see a pattern here? That poor sap from Soul Asylum (who's probably a fry cook in St. Paul now) could drop him the 411 on this shoplifting dragon lady... not known for her films much anymore, is she?

That Groupie Central message board is a riot, especially how they beat of Bebe Buell... I've never heard of alot of the bands they're into now... Who the fuck is Coal Chamber?

Andy, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Coal Chamber is an indefensible goth-metal mistake.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

Alex is OTM. Coal Chamber make Orgy seem grand and wonderful.

Dan Perry, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

1. No. 2. Yes.

Colin Meeder, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (seventeen years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 18:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

"or the tour manager"

#1 - learn how to spell "identify" (hint: only one "n")
#2 - o_O
#3 - o_______O
#4 - WTF?!
#5 - yeah OK we get the picture...

Those tattoos are going to look terrible when she's 80...

snoball, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

you think it was actually the tour manager each time?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

six years pass...
three years pass...

Just found that all five issues of notorious 1973 magazine Star are available as a PDF download if you scroll to the "January 2019 update" here: https://www.star1973.com

Seems like a fascinating document/

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 03:51 (one week ago) Permalink

Interview with Sable Starr near the end of the PDF is O_O

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 03:53 (one week ago) Permalink

She’s pretty hard on Mick, LOL.

I like some of the styles in these mags... The model on pg. 210 of the PDF (“Used Guy Lot”) looks very modern/2019 to me (except for maybe the scarves and other accessories).

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 11 May 2019 04:46 (one week ago) Permalink

great link. I looked at a few ads and an editorial and read the Sable interview, will probably never open the PDF again bcz it made my eyeballs crawl

blokes you can't rust (sic), Saturday, 11 May 2019 10:58 (one week ago) Permalink

"Interviews: Sally Struthers, Marc Bolan". Fantastic! Thanks.

Have you tried Night of Olay? (I M Losted), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:33 (one week ago) Permalink

Unless I’m missing some heavy subtext, this “notorious” publication seemed like a pretty tame/generic, low-budget teen mag... even the interview with an actual “groupie” was PG-rated.

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 11 May 2019 13:45 (one week ago) Permalink

It's not graphic but I mean, it's a 'PG rated' interview with two teenage girls who are giving advice on how you need to be "sleazy looking" and "make kissie" with everyone around the band, no matter how old, if you want to enjoy the "pastime" of sleeping with a slew of older rock stars.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:52 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm sure you can find worse stuff online all day long today but I think it was p outrageous in its time.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:57 (one week ago) Permalink

They never seem to actually mention sex (in a literal sense); of course it’s obvious to anyone over a certain age what’s going on.

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:15 (one week ago) Permalink

Yeah, it was all a bit coded but I expect people got what she meant when she said she liked to call her girlfriends and brag about who she was with the previous night; certainly enough did that the magazine was cancelled due to complaints.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:31 (one week ago) Permalink

Pretty reprehensible that this kind of thing went on and people thought it was OK

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:43 (one week ago) Permalink

I guess it was a weird interim period between the “old” sexual morality and the new one? So things were still being negotiated?

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:44 (one week ago) Permalink

Or something? It was still illegal.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:45 (one week ago) Permalink

Yeah i am aware of that perspective

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:53 (one week ago) Permalink

I mostly scrolled to the album reviews - ziggy stardust, transformer, dark side of the moon

StanM, Saturday, 11 May 2019 19:08 (one week ago) Permalink

The movie reviews are pretty good

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 11 May 2019 19:47 (one week ago) Permalink

It was still illegal.

Probably a reason why Starr and Star were keeping things (thinly) coded btw.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 May 2019 19:52 (one week ago) Permalink


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