sorry, 29 & 30 should be "Scott McLellan wrapped in barbed wire and thrown into a press room of broken glass"
31 should be "Alberto Gonzales wearing a black hooded mask, standing on a crate with electric wires taped to his outstretched hands"
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 April 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Ill vote 1 because thats my town!
― filthy dylan, Saturday, 26 April 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom DeLay
― Oilyrags, Saturday, 26 April 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
How does Alito escape this record?
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 26 April 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
cannibal corpse has gone political, i see!
― Eisbaer, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
17. Rush Limbaugh sodomized by a 30-pound Cuban cigar
― stephen, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Is this album actually good?
― billstevejim, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
15. Bill O'Reilly's face sanded off, pureed, injected into an enema bag and administered to a willing Rick Santorum
hee hee.
― Eisbaer, Sunday, 27 April 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
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― DJ Mencap, Sunday, 27 April 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
What does John Cage have to do with all this?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
#1 is definitely the most righteous
― al.b, Sunday, 27 April 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
$5 says that's a silent track.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 27 April 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
decide 4 yourself www.stickfiguredistro.com/stickfigurerecords/stick026cd.mp3
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Gotta be "Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles", though he gets off comparatively lightly.
― Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm assuming there are a lot of these poodles, or they're REALLY big and wearing massive boots.
― Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"John Ashcroft Flattened under the weight of a 5,200 pound replica of the ten commandments"
I love the fact that it's 5,200 pounds, not 5,000 pounds or 2.6 U.S tons or 2359 kilos. A lot of thought must have gone into this. Graph paper may have been involved.
― Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
18. Trent Lott asking for directions in Brooklyn [aka fuckin' cracker]
Oh noes, asking for directions in Brooklyn!
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny, I used to post shit like this about the administration years ago and every time I did it I always felt a bit silly afterwards. It's nice to see someone else have a go at it. I still think it's warranted.
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 10 May 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Friday, 4 July 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm voting for "Anthony Scalia has a hunting accident in the middle of the wilderness, gets savaged by wolves"
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
26. It's water over the deck — get over it.
― kamerad, Saturday, 5 July 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
8. Donald Rumsfeld buried up to his neck in dogshit with lawnmower on top
Sounds like a dessert menu item description
― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link
delish
― strgn, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone actually bothered to listen to this album?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Saturday, 5 July 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Could use a sequel.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link