best track title on "George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell"

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Poll Results

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15. Bill O'Reilly's face sanded off, pureed, injected into an enema bag and administered to a willing Rick Santorum 5
1. Dick Cheney Bleeding To Death On The Streets Of Detroit 4
20. Tom Delay shoved in a Roach Motel, poisoned, and eaten from the inside out by tarantulas 3
34. George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell3
17. Rush Limbaugh sodomized by a 30-pound Cuban cigar 3
6. Colin Powell Uncle Tom 2
14. Clarence Thomas on the wrong end of a gay porno 2
26. Anthony Scalia has a hunting accident in the middle of the wilderness, gets savaged by wolves 2
8. Donald Rumsfeld buried up to his neck in dogshit with lawnmower on top 2
3. William Kristol raped in prison 2
31. Alberto Gonzales wearing a black mask, standing on a crate ... 1
28. Karl Rove forced to roam the Earth forever as one of the living dead feeding on raw sewage 1
27. Peggy Noonan forcefed the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan 1
25. Jerry Falwell meets the children of the corn 1
32. Paul Bremer at the end of Lynndie England's Leash 1
2. Paul Wolfowitz boiled alive in his own urine 1
19. Pat Robertson plagued by locusts 1
16. John Ashcroft Flattened under the weight of a 5,200 pound replica of the ten commandments 1
7. Michael Powell choking to death on the shattered glass of my TV screen 1
9. Richard Perle torn apart by jackals 1
10. Fuck John Cage 1
4. A menstruating Condoleeza Rice dropped in the amazon river, eaten alive by piranha in 60 seconds 0
33. Brit Hume scattered, smothered, tarred and feathered 0
30. Scott McLelland wrapped in barbed wire and thrown..... 0
29. Scott McLelland wrapped in barbed wire and thrown..... 0
11. William Rehnquist torn apart by six-foot bull sharks 0
12. Bill Frist kept alive in a persistent vegetative state and broadcast 24 hours a day on his own cable network 0
13. Bill Frist kept alive in a persistent vegetative state and broadcast 24 hours a day on his own cable network 0
24. Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles 0
23. Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4, 2005 0
22. Judith Miller cut in two by an improvised explosive device 0
21. Jack Abramoff scalped 0
5. Ari Fleischer split right down the middle 0
18. Trent Lott asking for directions in Brooklyn [aka fuckin' cracker] 0


Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 April 2008 20:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

sorry, 29 & 30 should be "Scott McLellan wrapped in barbed wire and thrown into a press room of broken glass"

31 should be "Alberto Gonzales wearing a black hooded mask, standing on a crate with electric wires taped to his outstretched hands"

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 April 2008 20:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

Ill vote 1 because thats my town!

filthy dylan, Saturday, 26 April 2008 20:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Tom DeLay

Oilyrags, Saturday, 26 April 2008 21:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

How does Alito escape this record?

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 26 April 2008 21:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

cannibal corpse has gone political, i see!

Eisbaer, Saturday, 26 April 2008 22:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

17. Rush Limbaugh sodomized by a 30-pound Cuban cigar

stephen, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

Is this album actually good?

billstevejim, Saturday, 26 April 2008 23:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

15. Bill O'Reilly's face sanded off, pureed, injected into an enema bag and administered to a willing Rick Santorum

hee hee.

Eisbaer, Sunday, 27 April 2008 00:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

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DJ Mencap, Sunday, 27 April 2008 13:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

What does John Cage have to do with all this?

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

#1 is definitely the most righteous

al.b, Sunday, 27 April 2008 17:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

What does John Cage have to do with all this?

$5 says that's a silent track.

libcrypt, Sunday, 27 April 2008 17:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

Is this album actually good?

decide 4 yourself www.stickfiguredistro.com/stickfigurerecords/stick026cd.mp3

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

Gotta be "Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles", though he gets off comparatively lightly.

Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm assuming there are a lot of these poodles, or they're REALLY big and wearing massive boots.

Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

"John Ashcroft Flattened under the weight of a 5,200 pound replica of the ten commandments"

I love the fact that it's 5,200 pounds, not 5,000 pounds or 2.6 U.S tons or 2359 kilos. A lot of thought must have gone into this. Graph paper may have been involved.

Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

18. Trent Lott asking for directions in Brooklyn [aka fuckin' cracker]

Oh noes, asking for directions in Brooklyn!

Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 22:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's funny, I used to post shit like this about the administration years ago and every time I did it I always felt a bit silly afterwards. It's nice to see someone else have a go at it. I still think it's warranted.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 10 May 2008 02:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 4 July 2008 23:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm voting for "Anthony Scalia has a hunting accident in the middle of the wilderness, gets savaged by wolves"

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 03:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

26. It's water over the deck — get over it.

kamerad, Saturday, 5 July 2008 06:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

8. Donald Rumsfeld buried up to his neck in dogshit with lawnmower on top

Sounds like a dessert menu item description

Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

delish

strgn, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

Has anyone actually bothered to listen to this album?

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 18:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 5 July 2008 23:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

Could use a sequel.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:12 (two months ago) Permalink


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