rolling ringtone thread 2008

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this shit is hilarious

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

You ain't heard the new Jim Jones and Corbin Bleu mixtape? Shit is fire.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Hell Rell & AJ

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2246/dipsetmusicalti1.jpg

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

"Juelz Montana" was funny, every other joke that's been made about this has been sub-custos.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably true.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

this new rhymefest that's all michael jackson shit is dead serious

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Que?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link

thriller remake thing?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

this shit here. beats all from mj/jackson 5 tunes, the first genuinely funny interludes ("conversations" between mike & rhymefest) that i've heard in ages. great shit.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:49 (fourteen years ago) link

or here's the hiphopdx link so you can stream the shit. you can dl it on dude's myspace i think.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i was thinking you were talking about that MJ shit kanye and will.i.am are working on.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this is just weird cause i didn't connect with blue collar at all, but i downloaded this just for the gimmick of all mj tracks and i'm loving this.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Murdapolis08
COME ON MAN HE COULDNT HAVE GOT THE REAL MIKE THATS LIKE GUCCI MANE COULD GET DAVID BOWIE ON A TRACK.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty salient shit right there

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh something kitschy like this has always seemed like rhymefest's final destination

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

THATS LIKE GUCCI MANE COULD GET DAVID BOWIE ON A TRACK.

ok this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sayin man, this is funny and lyrical and it knocks and it's all my favorite jackson 5 shit and whatnot, i fully expect to be bumpin this through like march or some shit.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't remember jack shit about his record but the beats on this are actually reeally fucking good and fest seems way less annoying than i think i thought he was.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i think he picked up a sense of humor between point A and point B.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

which thankfully separates him from the consequences and kwelis of the world

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I need to check that mixtape out, I really like Rhymefest as a rapper and his whole persona and sense of humor (way more than Lupe if I'm gonna go with the obvious comparison), but all that Mark Ronson/Citizen Cope/Strokes bullshit on his album kinda ruined it.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

haha the words "Kool G Rap featuring Haylie Duff" also murder all Disneyset jokes ever.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

the fuck is this thread?

am0n, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno, but the subject line sucks. start a new one if you can't think of a better title.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't believe dudes made this.

Juvenile vs Jubilee

Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Ban whitey.

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The fact that at least ten or so people saw fit to involve themselves in that is mind-blowing.

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

new weezy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"When I taught my son how to shoot a gun it was because I owned a legal, registered shotgun at my house. When I bought it from the gun store, the guy asked me if I had kids in the house. He said, “When your kids get to a certain age, you gotta teach them how to shoot. Because if you don’t, when the gun is in the house, the kid is going to get curious and play with it. But if you teach him how to shoot the gun, then the kid is going to understand the power that the weapon has.” When [my son] turned seven, I asked him what he wanted for his birthday, and he told me to take him to the range and teach him how to shoot the gun. I said aright because when he gets older, I was gonna have to teach him anyways. When [my daughter] gets older, I’m going to [tell her about it as well]."

prodigy interivew

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread should've been called "To The Batmobile: Rolling Snap '08"

The Brainwasher, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I regret posting this title in the other thread. It sucks.

The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so i'm sensing a consensus. do we reboot? somebody make a new thread.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

btw NEW ISH FROM THE KING OF THE BURBS and it's kinda serious!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

that wayne track hoos posted is on the leak ep.

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 January 2008 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

hey dudes,

i got an itunes gift certificate for xmas from gramma...i wanna get something i've never heard before that's awesome.

i was thinking about Z-Ro? i've never really heard him.

either that or for some reason I've never had any Cormega records...

suggestions?

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Hyphy Hitz?

The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

tvt hyphy comp :-/

deej, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I know what it is, I was suggesting it to M@tt!

The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

actual saigon tracklist??

1. Station Identification
2. The Invitation feat. Q-Tip & Fatman Scoop
3. Come on Baby feat. Jay Z & Swizz Beatz
4. The War
5. Enemies
6. Friends
7. The Greatest Story Never told
8. Clap feat. Faith Evans
9. Preacher
10. Its Alright feat. Marsha Ambrosius
11. Believe It
12. Give it to Me feat. Raheem Devaughn
13. What the Lovers Do feat Devin the Dude
14. Better Way feat. Layzie Bone
15. Oh Yeah

Bonus Tracks

16. Pain in my Life feat. Trey Songz
17. Enemies Live feat Bun B

not that i really give a fuck, just sayin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link

zzz

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 January 2008 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link

wake me up when saigon ends

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 January 2008 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link

^^worst sub-custos non-zing of the decade

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 January 2008 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

weirdly i'm less put off ever wanting to hear Saigon's album by him being a crybaby on the internet than i was with Lupe. possibly because his album will at least have some good production.

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 6 January 2008 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that saigon thing was so lame. but he has to blow up so i can sell this old 12 inch for LOTS OF MONEY. plus i liked that first single a lot.

is that turf talk album really that good? maybe i should get that from itunes?

M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, 6 January 2008 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the only reason i might dl is for an album of jb productions

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

13. What the Lovers Do feat Devin the Dude

no birdman

and what, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

wow @ xxl firing elliot wilson

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 January 2008 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ xp

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 January 2008 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: "eggs are not an beverage

The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

SOULJA BOY TELL EM
WOW SHE GOT A DONK
WOW
WOW
WOW
WOW

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 1, 2008 9:41 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^how can u compete?

merriweather passantino pavilion (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

soulja boys is better but UK Donk is in the canon regardless

ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Does that mean we have to let bullshit like Katy Perry or "American Boy" past the gates, just because a few folks like it?

The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol dude 'donk' is in the canon bcuz its lol not because its good although maybe its good too i have no idea

ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Sunday, 14 December 2008 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't believe Vahid likes that crap.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:09 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^typical arrogant American xenophobia

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 December 2008 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

can we also say plies entered the canon of lol rappers

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

If that "We from the south, we ain't learn grammar down here, buy two copies of my record" interview was from 08, certainly.

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 December 2008 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Greek Chorus of Rick Ross, Jim Jones, Akon, DJ Khaled, Soulja Boy, Puffy and Ron Browz: Only at the golf course, can the secret of Arab Money begin to to be revealed.

Shrugging his shoulders, a melancholy Rick Ross leaves the Greek Chorus and addresses the crowd, holding a skull.

Rick Ross: Great shame has been brought to the house of Ross. No longer is he the biggest boss, he has seen thus far. Ross has been eclipsed. Ross is speeding no longer.

Ross looks gravely at the platinum chain of his own face that dangles around his neck.

Ross: Here hung those lips that Ross has kissed I know not how oft.

Seeing Ross disconsolate, Akon sidles up beside him.

Akon: Hang in there Rick Ross, you’ve sold millions of records, you’re beloved the world over by high school basketball coaches, the Florida Penal Community, and irony-loving bloggers from Texas to Tanzania.

Ross: But Ross pushes, he pushes.

Akon: You don’t know that he’s a bigger boss than you. You have no smoking gun.

Ross: Ross does not like your choice of verbiage.

Greek Chorus of only DJ Khaled: Greek chorus taking over. We the best.

http://passionweiss.com/2008/12/12/the-never-before-revealed-script-for-busta-rhymes-arab-money-video-with-deleted-scenes/

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

we gettin custos money

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 December 2008 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

can we also say plies entered the canon of lol rappers

― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that album is actually pretty good no joke -- his songs 4 the ladiez are def lolz-only material tho

ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Sunday, 14 December 2008 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

im in the midst of historical procrastination right now and i was re-reading this thread and dr. peppered my keyboard @

^^^what the fuck is this?

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, August 3, 2008 7:33 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Nah Right has been posting about this kid like once a week all summer, no fucking idea why

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a thread about him

― J0rdan S., Monday, August 4, 2008 1:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should i try to guess who started it before i hit the search button?

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:46 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

top 5 guesses:
1. forkscolvetofu
2. tha sarger III
3. dom
4. whiney
5. the brainwasher

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:48 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i swear i didn't peek before i posted that!!

Asher Roth

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:49 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no idea why i guess dom since he was the one that prompted this discussion, btw, total dumbass moment there

― some dude, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:50 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nah Tofu

― am0n, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:53 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

haha forgot about "tha sarger III"

holy shit asher roth is awful

pipes1ocki (some dude), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

that redman/oh no joint with the fake dilla beat just made my top 10 of 08

ladies and gentlemen, mr. biff_tannen (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Soulja Boy calling his crew S.O.D. 100 times on his new album is o_O to me

touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ worse than when Breihan was all "I like when Rick Ross says 'black flag' even though I know he's not talking about the band"

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

But Black Flag the band was named after something else

touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not saying I like it, i'm just saying it's distracting me from enjoying this otherwise shitty Soulja Boy album

touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

And plus always good to post SOD YouTubes

touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

what do people think is gonna be the talk of the ringtone/rap dork thread of 2009?

I predict Killer Mike, a bunch good shit that TI records pre-prison, more Alabama stuff, maybe B.O.B. and Boosie, and obviously Kanye's and Jay-Z's inevetiable albums

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 19 December 2008 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

or, you know, inevitable

the hilarious juelz santana quote (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought Boosie was gonna drop a solo album and blow up huge in '07 or '08 and that never happened, so who knews what's goin' on with dude.

the usual suspects all look kinda dried up and tiresome going into '09, but i'll take a hundred lame Jay/Kanye/50/Wayne albums over anyone from XXL's Freshman 10 dropping a major label album with any sort of impact next year.

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

this Soulja Boy album has a song where he says "This right here is my theme song/I bet it is your ringtone/I farted and it smelled like a stinkbomb"

nah bisco right (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

so S.O.D. stands for Smelly Ol' Doo-doo

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

You're really gonna make fun of my posts when you bring shit like that to the table?

nah bisco right (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Kanye and Jay-Z's unenviable albums

USICMAKEULOSECONTROL (The Reverend), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i am excited for killer mike

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i wasn't hating on your posting style, just your hardcore nerd bonerz

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

also, obviously a Big Boi solo album but I doubt that's gonna turn into much of a topic for discussion. AND I would like to see Slim Thug release a proper album without Neptunes

the hilarious juelz santana quote (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i was looking forward to Rich Boy getting a 2nd album but if "Drop" is the kinda shit him and Polow are coming with now i dunno.

xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

chelives1986 (12:54:18 AM): during a slam poetry intermission this proto-snap group called texabama hit the stage

super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I listened to some texabama, pretty cool

super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ the jadakiss banner ad on idolator

hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i'd been meaning to suggest that maura run some kind of item on the inaccuracy of the ad's release date

Tiny T. Cratchitgarden (some dude), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Jim Jones Beats Up Ne-Yo At Louis Vuitton Store

the hilarious juelz santana quote (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

moonschefter journey to ha ha (some dude), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

wow 45k for Soulja Boy

moonschefter journey to ha ha (some dude), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

woow

hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't remember, is that good or bad in 2008

choom gangsta (deej), Thursday, 25 December 2008 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/IXpVAbZHUaDI87SH

j-zone made this 4 xmas

choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

also http://videos.onsmash.com/v/mlNvaHgavqfAii19

maybe camp lo over this will convince ppl how classic 'pop champagne' really is??

choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

this new swizz is pretty good, do a remix

choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

damn that's dope

I LIKE HOO_S!! (some dude), Saturday, 27 December 2008 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think wayne is on his first single

hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 December 2008 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

MTV's Mixtape Monday had a decent year end list of mainstreap rap singles that i posted here: Year-End Critics' Polls '08

but god this "underground" list they put up today is just ridiculous: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1601926/20081229/t_i_.jhtml

The People's Republic of Padgettstan (some dude), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.zshare.net/audio/53523884d5a1256c/

We can finally close the year now, Skillz is here.

When I argue I wear Bapes (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not home to dl anything but i'm gonna go ahead and call that as a rickroll off the bat

Tiny Tree Bonsaigarden (some dude), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i think if i knew it was a rickroll it would make me more likely to check out another skillz year end wrap up

choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

btw did you know ? he once wrote rhymes for puff daddy. true story

choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Citation needed.

When I argue I wear Bapes (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link


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