1,000 things you MUST KNOW if you are to be a reporter for the NME

2. When to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away, when to run.

3. which way to pass the port

4. the warden of a front-rank oxbridge college (if that's a "thing")

^^^how come you're not down in Southwark now then?

i know right

oh shit was it clockwise or anticlockwise

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5. This season's Prozone stats for Matty Taylor

6. The Kaiser Chiefs aren't racist because they stole their name from the black man's football team.

7. Paul Morley invented Trevor Horn, killed punk with Frankie Goes To Hollywood and fucked Claudia Brucken. Tim Jonze upset Morrissey and once had a drink with that bloke out of The Klaxons.

8. Where the tissues are.

9. The Aja/Dante Board should be brought back to ILX.

10. Where the white women at?

7. Paul Morley invented Trevor Horn, killed punk with Frankie Goes To Hollywood and fucked Claudia Brucken.

^overqualified for the job!

haha

pato as nme editor would be a magnificent thing

pato and marcello running tings would be very heaven

i think i had a go at pato the other week, i now refute that, as long as he directs his comic energies towards fronting a major musical publication

dream team: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

dream team: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

i'd buy that for a dollar.

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L-R: pato, marcello, perpetua, hongro, queen

hongro and ethan could do a 'collins and maconie' style double-act.

with occasional input from roger adultery

what makes some of them surname and some of them first name?

"Dave and Fatthew" are both common first names, thus incorrect to refer to them as such.

and Geir is the most popular boys name in Britain since X & Y was released.

"Hongro" has more gravitas than "Geir"

Louis Paterson

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