Gratuitous Nudity on Album Covers

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Sometimes it's tasteful and arty, other times it's exploitative and regressive, but it never fails to catch the eye. Please cite examples of both extremes!

http://www.vivaroxymusic.com/largeimages/countrylife.jpg

Alex in NYC, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://hipmarket.com/music/blindfaith.jpg

chaki, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Arty: Roxy Music "Country Life" Non arty, but difficult not to gawk at: The Cars "Candy O"

Gage-o, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sugar rays' "lemonade and brownies"

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

dyson, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's a gallery of hundreds of examples (all for sale) at vinyllives.com, and i think Tony Wilds (wildsscene.com) might have a section too. that Blind Faith one is horrible - gives me a shudder every time i flick past a copy

michael, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Janes Addiction of course, though last time I played Nothings Shocking it felt really dated and lame, was I just not in the mood: C or d ?

kiwi, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gratuitous, Regressive, & Not Very Shocking=

http://image.allmusic.com/amg/00/cov200/drc100/c156/c1567029664.j pg

Effective=

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/blowfly~~~~ blowflyon 101b.jpg

bryan, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

of course, the Dwarfs - Blood, Guts & Pussy

A Nairn, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dwarve's BG&P was one of my failed posts (Gratuitous, Regressive, and Not-Very Shocking)

The Effective One was Blowfly, Live From Detroit. Jesus, that's crazy.

bryan, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven years pass...

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/55/yasviridov.0/0_15030_ab6999c9_L.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/25/yasviridov.0/0_1502b_f047594d_L.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

that's not how you spell Tchaikovsky ?

lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess the proper way to spell his name is Чайковский,

Tchaikovsky is just transliteration, isn`t it. Cf. Vodka and Wodka.

EDB, Sunday, 31 January 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I think gratuitous nudity on classical albums is its own genre actually.

ecuador_with_a_c, Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess the proper way to spell his name is Чайковский,

darn commies & their cyrillic alphabet

lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

btw more classical LPs should feature n00dz

lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, is that martin denny LP cover real? Jeez.

tylerw, Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qa4dvl.jpg

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

bahahaha

lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

We don't exactly want to actually show that Scorpions album here in this thread, do we?

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 1 February 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

no

hipster knight (electricsound), Monday, 1 February 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

NO

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 February 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ew

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 February 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

OMG ZS

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 8 April 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link

Seriously. That just made me lol pretty hard.

My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 April 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link


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